Okay, so this is the page where I can finally relate to: Life's Little Annoyances. Now, I know that these things always happen to me, and franky, I'm annoyed! So, read on and try not to punch the computer screen when you relate to something cuz, hey, it's not the computer's fault! (another annoyance actually...):
1. Two words: The Clones! Does anyone else know people who sweep in a line?!
2. When people repeat the same sentence over and over...
3. When people repeat the same sentence over and over...
4. When your dog gets all wet then sits on you (the day you're wearing new pants).
5. People who think a yellow traffic light means "Smash the gas pedal to the floor 'cause the lights waiting to turn red!"
6. When everyone is wearing what you wore a year ago, but now it's trendy instead of weird.
7. When you're on an elevator and someone says, "Oh there's room for one more..." and you're in the back going "NOOOOOOO!!!!"
8. When I ask some one if I can get them a drink, and they say, oh no, just water. Water is a drink!
9. When someone tells you something and then repeats it over and over again as if you didn't hear it the first 5 times.
10. How people will do anything to be popular, even step on my face as they climb to the top.
11. When someone has really bad breath but they insist on talking a foot in front of your face even as you keep backing up.
12. The fact that this is a "free" country, yet it costs so much to live!!!
13. How you know that no matter how much you get done, there's always even more to do.
14. When you get a song stuck in your head, but only know one line of it. Then the line plays in an endless loop...
15. How whenever you hear a weird noise and you ask someone else if they can hear it, they never can.
16. How whenever someone smells or tastes something really gross they instantly ask someone else to smell or taste it.
17. How the one day in winter when the school chooses to carry out a surprise fire drill, you're in gym class in shorts and a t-shirt and there's a blizzard outside.
18. When you're waiting for the bus when it's raining, and four buses go by across the street before yours arrives, and when it does, it's full.
19. When you come late for class, and the only chair you can find as you sneak into the back of the room is the uneven one that squeaks under weight.
20. How when you're late for class, the one you have next is all the way at the other end of the school, and you need to climb seven flights of stairs to get there.
21. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is! Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
22. People who are willing to get up to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
23. When there are toast crumbs in the butter.
24. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here?
25. When your birthday arrives and it's raining and yucky out.
26. When friend's call and then a second later they have to leave.
27. When the TV guide channel makes a wrong listing and you feel powerless because you'd like to throw it in their face, but can't.
28. When you are in the middle of a really good book, and you get disturbed. Then, every time you are interrupted after that you end up reading the same paragraph over and over again.
29. People who laugh whenever something bad or annoying happens to you and then freak out when it happens to them....I know I fell, you wanna fall to? THEN SHUT UP!
30. When you travel for six hours, and arrive to find the shampoo bottle has opened in your suitcase and wreaked havoc on your clothes.
31.When something is "New and improved!" If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
32. When you need to print an important assignment which is due in an hour, and the printer can only respond to your high pitched shrieks with an error message.
33. The phrase: "Life is short." Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does! What can you do that's longer?
34. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?"
35. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
36. How you leap across the entire house to get to a phone while it's ringing, and just as you pick up, the person on the other end gives up.
37. The one little unique piece of hair that never stays clipped down to your head (and always moves from day to day).
38. Ad's that say "You just proved advertising works."
39. People who have 150 addresses on their email lists, and can't possibly know half of them because in reality they're the introverted suspicious loner-type.
40. How cartoon characters, whenever something is about to fall on them, will run in the same spot for 20 minutes before actually moving, which is inevitably always too late!
41. Doesn't any of you ever notice how much barbie is dedicated to her life? Ok, let's sum it up: she's a beauty queen (made out of plastic, i might add. both in real and fictional occurances) she's a vet, an olympic champion, lifeguard, a beach partyhouse, 2 babies (who never seem to grow or have any issues with their life) a pink beatle, PLUS she goes out every night with her bead-studded dress and photos of people on her with her friends like vanessa and karen? and dance away every night, even though again, she's a vet and everything. isnt that kind of WIERD, to any of you? oh, plus she has time to go out for a pet rescue adventure. Don't some questions arise?
42. When people repeat the same sentence over and over...
Did I mention that? I'm sorry.
