Okay...so girl's who sleep with majorly loads of men are whores...but then same with men, right? I mean come on...most guys are grade A slappers. Actually to be honest....all guys are slappers, but if they castch HIV and shit it's cool, if a girl does it and it's like her first time then she's a little scumbag. Whatever the fuck is going on with this shit...I mean...Jesus, we all know it was men who invented this little rule don't we?
Right well...Sex is like...WOW. Well...okay, it's only WOW if it's with someone who's good...I mean...imagine being with someone who had no idea where the Hell to stick his dick? That would be absolutely shitty sex, but hey...no, all in all, sex is good. It is. Don't knock it till you've tried it. And if you've tried it and it's shit...then get a new person to fuck. =) No offence...bad guy shaggers and stuff...
Right okay...so...if you allow yourself to like the person...then you're in for some fucking bullshit. Really. I mean, since when are net relationships rewarding? I mean..I guess the best thing about net relationships is that you learn how to communicate in a relationship which sets you up for a real life one...but like...if you're one of those people that are so scared of losing the person that they won't even mention they feel ill...well they piss me off. It's like HELLO! This is a net relationship! If you have a problem, tell the guy, becaused he's not a bloody mind reader. Oh...and love online? Okay...I'd say it's possible. 'Net Love' Is common. You feel in love...sorry y'all, I agree with Suzie, not the same as offline love. It feels great...but it's not AS great. Honestly. Although Net love is a great feeling...but then you get all the heart ache...when they're like...miles away...and you need to be in their arms and...you can't. There's a lot of pro's and con's....but I'd say Net Relationships are nothing but painful. Unless you meet them. Then it's all good...
Aight...death freaks the shit outta me. I mean...what the Hell? We're put on this Earth to...die. I mean...worth it? And how the fuck are we gonna die? That's the worst thing. If I knew I was gonna like...die in my sleep it'd be SO cool...but if it was gonna be cancer or something I'd carry on till the cancer was diagnosed and like...I don't remember the country but there is one where Euthanasia is legal..Switzerland I think...and then like...go for it. You just shoot yourself in the head. That would be SO cool...because we do need that shit in this country...it's like...so gay...and the way we die could be so scary..I just don't like not knowing. That really is scary shit...I wish I knew when and how...then there'd be nothing to be scared of.
Aight...now this is just a weird subject. I mean like...why is it WE are conceived? One month before or after and it wouldn't be 'us' it'd be...someone else....and that's just freaky. It's mind boggling...really really strange. I usxed to think about it for ages...like just one more month and it would be a different egg...a different person who looks different and acts differently and has a different personality to me...it's like WHY ME? Why was I chosen? Of course...I have no fucking idea...but I wanna freak you lot out...and that will.
Well..I know I mentioned this before and everyone in chat thought I was mad..but yia just hear me out. Scientists believe women only have breasts because mammals (Eg. Baboons) Do it like...doggy style...these primates loves the ol' ass, and so when we evolved we were born with arses on our chests...fucking freaky shit I know. The think this because other primates (And yes we are basically primates) only have 'breasts' when they're lactating...and basically they go flat again after the child has been weaned. So basically...yeah, we don't need boobs. They serve no purpose as for men to oggle at them and play with them. And men...yeah, you don't need nipples. WTF is their purpose? Nothing, yeah...just to look..."Normal". Well...yeah you don't need them, but still, evolution is a fucking weird thing. We should just stay the same...but nothing stays the same...
Aight...these are the fucking freakiest things in the World. I mean...what's the deal? 8 legs? And WHY do they all seem to wanna be in my bedroom at the same time? You know...those amazingly huge ones with the thick legs and massive bodies that aren't poisonous but run hella fast....Gawd I hate them...and they..'crunch' when you kill them. No seriously, I hate them. Especially if they're in my bedroom. They die as soon as they step...erm...foot(?) in my bedroom...and then I can't sleep all night wondering if there's any more. I mean I like...sweat to death at night in the summer because I refuse to open my Window to allow spiders to come in. BleH! Horrible fuckers seem to run my life.
Ew! They're gross. Disgusting. Really, absolutely horrible. They're sticky...smelly...they feel disgusting...it's a wonder guys put these on and it's even more amazing that the girl allows a condom clad cock into her precious vagina. They're SO gross...but hey, I'd rather have one of those in you than having a baby screaming at you at all hours eh? HeHe.
