Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...
One: Don't miss the boat. Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. Four: Stay fit.
When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six: Build your future on high ground. Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the
cheetahs. Nine: When you're stressed, float a while. Ten: Remember, the
Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. Eleven: No matter
the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

NOW, wasn't that nice? Pass it along and make someone else smile, too.
 

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