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Hotel Ka Khana

Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?

Hotel Wala : Bhai sahab kahan tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai.

2 Pagal

Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara

aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur

ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.

Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.

Clever

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun

or the moon?

Pupil: Moon...

Teacher : Why?

Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we

need it but the sun gives us light only in the day

time when we don't need it.

Germs

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?

Student: They r called Germs.

Disney Password

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.

"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

Elevator Magic

A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"

The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"

While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.

The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your mom!"