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Last Update: September 9th, 2003- Check The "What's new" page for the unsexy details

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Getting Around this hellish land of garbage, masterminded by Joe Musashi and Pepsiman, the fathers of true Hardcore gaming.....Or Not.(Special Note from the creator: This site is what is known as a spoof, I realize that a lot of people I actually know in real life will find out about this place but please remember that I am nothing like the persona portrayed in writing this site. So remember that friends before you alienate me as some pointless loser obsessed with videogames, breasts, and breasts in videogames. Thank You- Gabriel Jones)

What's New? Stupid Page Weird Games MAME page DVD Reviews Official Goddess Page Maya Worship Page Photo Gallery Actual Game Reviews Top 100 Games About Me Official Fan-Made 2D Shooter Information Resource Page(NEW!) Links Page

What's new?:

I just put this up here so people get this vague idea that I might update this dump sooner or later. Well that isn't going to happen so you people can just search around looking for updates while I'm racking up a ton of hits. Hah! A Ton of hits! I'll be lucky if this website breaks 1000 before my grandchildren die of old age.


Stupid Page:

This place is dedicated to my dumbest ideas ever. Go here and then insult yourself for ever visiting this mockery of an attempt at the intelligence of a broken stopwatch. The Only thing dumber than this is a Top Ten list dedicated to the worst breasts in videogame history...Oh Shit.


Weird Games:

Marvel at the antics of The King of Pop battling the evil Joe Pesci in a race to save all the children, and wonder why the hell they made a videogame out of it. Explore a wonderous dungeon where constant battles with circus freaks and frequent visits from a floating decomposing head bar your way down to find more pictures of 8-bit naked women. Or you could follow the life of a man on a Quest for Love!(Not to mention beating the living shit out of other women along the way, those crazy Japanese guys have an odd way of showing affection). So anyway these reviews are really retarded and should be taken with a grain of rat poison. "PLEZ XCUZ ME TIPIN", said the original writer of this page.

The MAME page:

Since my site obviously has something to do with emulation(Besides the fact that this place wouldn't exist without it). I've thrown together a quickie review page covering every single game I've played with this glorious piece of software. Hell maybe there are pictures too! Consider this place to be updated the most often since I tend to explain most games in 3-4 sentences.

Official Goddess Page
This is a page about the ultimate woman. No I'm not trying to convince you to fall in love with her. Instead you must fear her, for she is greater than you or anything else that has any sort of relation to you, like air, or water. All Donations are handled via Myself. They must start at $20 per person, unless you don't want your soul to be saved that is....

The Maya worship page:

You thought it wasn't enough? I can now pull people from their safe homes online and cast them out in front of my evil plans. Watch as I take a poor girl and totally humiliate her in front of a bunch of people I don't even know!(Hey Maya you're still my online girlfriend right? WAIT! THAT GUY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME! =;; ( -Look, I use stupid face made with punctuations marks to show my sadness-Being an AOL member displeases me. :P..I mean.uh. :(


The Photo Gallery

Yeah Yeah I created a freaking Photo Album filled with pictures of me, my friends, family, sex slaves(I wish), criminal associates, and pets. Just don't make a mess on your keyboard when you see me in my ultra sexy work Uniform! You will never see a guy looking this good in a red shirt and khaki pants. Then again, why am I showing pictures of myself on a website? Even though only 1-2 people ever come here, I have pictures of family, friends, and coworkers up. I shouldn't be allowing you fools to access my private life...oh well.


Game Reviewz?

Whee! More dorky videogame review type stuff. The game reviews contained within are actually of coherent titles more than 10 people have heard of. It doesn't matter because I think videogames suck..really I do.

Top 100 games of all time


This is the definitive Top 100 Videogames of all time by yours truly. If you disagree kindly commit suicide you pointless waste of flesh and cells. Anyway It's not quite finished but you get the idea. Games are always subject to change though. Oh well..Not exactly definitive but don't bitch about it either. kay?


About Me:

Learn about the evil one Gabriel Jones. He is worshipped by many roaches and special interest groups. I've reached a celebrity status where I am always mobbed by hundreds of people. But that usual only results in another night at the hospital nursing wounds after being trampled upon. I'm also up for some stab and gunshot wounds, and a whopping eight attempts at suicide(All of which failed..I think)


Links:

If you discovered this than I guess you can go someplace else, you'll probably find it more informative or enjoyable over there. But we at the JoeMusashL Foundation hate you for wanting to leave. So DON'T GO!!! PLEASE!!!!1111. This site is very Hardcore Gamer type stuff. We need something now that GAMEFAN is dead!
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Other unimportant notes: This page has been founded upon the renmants of a dead skunk and should not be taken lightly. Neither Pepsiman, Joe Musashi, or Gabriel Jones(whoever he is) will be held accountable for any problems that may come from viewing this page, we are also not responsible for any pornography that is found on our site(it was some other guy! serious!). The Musashl foundation only wishes the worst for everyone that visits the page, so even if we say we love you, we are really putting together a plot to overthrow your government, take over your economy, and cause your toast to burn. Our only wish is that when you came here(provided your browser supports this BS) that you had fun. And that is all that matters. Then again I hope you people don't send hate mail telling me the government is going to close my page down(Like that will ever happen, they still haven't gotten around to closing This Place yet.

Everything that isn't a picture of a videogame is copyrighted by Gabriel Jones. The other copyrights belong to Sega, Bioware, Interplay, Crave, Sony, Treasure, Nintendo, Capcom, Konami, Metro3D, and a bitchload of other game companies. Without videogames this site would not exist so a special thanks goes to everyone that made a videogame in the past 16 years, even if it was shitty like Strip Fighter II or Legend of Dragoon.

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