| CREEPSHOW WE'RE ABOUT TO START THE SHOW SO GET READY HERE WE GO PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR WHO CARES IF THE PEOPLE STARE WE'RE INVITING EVERYONE TO THE SHOW THAT'S ALL THE FUN IT'S THE ONLY PLACE TO GO IT'S THE PEPPERMINT CREEPS SHOW! WE ARE THE NEW SENSATION THE CARTOON GENERATION WHEN YOU NEED TO GET AWAY IT'S LIKE A 24 HOUR VACATION WHO ARE THE PEPPERMINT CREEPS WE ARE THE PEPPERMINT CREEPS WELL I WROTE THIS SONG FOR YOU AND I KNOW YOU'LL LOVE IT TOO IF I MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY I'LL COME OUT AND PLAY WELL WE WROTE THIS SONG FROM 5 TO 10 THEN WE DO IT ALL AGAIN CAUSE WE'RE NEVER BACKING DOWN SOON WE'RE GONNA OWN THIS TOWN |
| COKE WHORE A LONG LONG TIME AGO I HAD A BIT OF BLOW SO I WENT OUT TO MY FAVORITE BAR SAW A PRETTY GIRL ACROSS THE ROOM WENT OVER TO MAKE A MOVE SHE SAID SHE ONLY DATES ROCKSTARS I THOUGHT SHE HAD SOME FUCKIING NERVE WHAT SHE SAID NEXT WAS SO ABSURED I KNEW SHE WASN'T INTERESTED IN ME OH NO THERE WAS ONLY ONE THING ON HER MIND CUZ WHAT I HAD SHE COULDN'T FIND IT WAS ALL TOO CLEAR TO SEE SHE SAID "OH HEY THERE BY THE WAY I MEAN, UM WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY WELL LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN I THINK YOU'VE GOT WHAT I NEED SO IF YOU WANNA BE WITH ME AS LONG AS IT'S NOT SMACK OR SPEED WHAT I'M REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS..." I WANT YOUR DRUGS DON'T WANT NO CONVERSATION BUT IF YOU'RE HOLDING WE CAN TALK ALL NIGHT I WANT YOUR DRUGS DON'T WANT TO HAVE NO RELATION BUT IF YOU GOT SOME YOU'LL GET SOME TONIGHT ALL NIGHT |
| NOT TOO LONG AGO I WENT OUT TO A SHOW DON'T RECALL THE BAND I WENT TO SEE SAW A HOT GIRL AT THE FRONT OF THE STAGE SHE LOOKED LIKE BETTY PAGE AS I LOOKED AT HER SHE CAME TO ME OH NO I THOUGHT SHE HAD SOME FUCKING NERVE DON'T KNOW JUST WHAT SHE HEARD WHAT PEOPLE HAD BEEN SAYING ABOUT ME AS LONG AS IT'S NOT CRACK OR SPEED WHAT I'M REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS... I WANT YOUR DRUGS FOR HALLUCINATION JUST TRIP ME OUT AND BABY I'LL STAY THE NIGHT WHOO WHAT A CRACK WHORE! |
| MY OWN FAN QUATER TO 3 WAITING IMPATIENTLY THE DAY NEVER CEASES TO END THE NIGHT IS YOUNG WE'VE JUST BEGUN THE MOONLIGHT REPLACES THE SUN THEY TRY AND TELL US THAT WE DON'T BELONG ANGERED THAT WE DON'T RESPOND CAN'T WAIT TO PROVE THAT THEY'RE WRONG WHAT'S RIGHT FOR ME MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE QUIT KEEPING TABS ON WHAT I DO I COULDN'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I AM IT'S MY LIFE , FUCK OFF, I'M MY OWN FAN THE TOP GOES DOWN TERRORIZE IN TINSEL TOWN HANGING WITH MY BOYS OUT TO MAKE SOME NOISE CITY LIGHTS, BAR ROOM FIGHTS, NEON LIGHTS THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE CAN'T WAIT TO PROVE THAT THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WRONG! |
| TAKE ME HOME ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU ALL I WANT GIRL I GOTTA GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOU'RE EVERYTHING I NEED YOU'RE ALL THAT I SEE YOU'RE EVERYTHING I NEED ALWAYS IN MY DREAMS EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT IF YOU WOULD TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT |
| LESBIAN I WENT TO SEE MY BABY BUT I FORGOT TO CALL YEAH I FORGOT TO CALL SHE SAID SHE'D ALWAYS LOVE ME MY LITTLE BARBI DOLL MY PRETTY BARBI DOLL WHO WAS THAT GIRL GOING DOWN ON HER IS SHE LEAVIN ME, YEAH I'M NOT SO SURE I ALMOST MARRIED MY GIRLFRIEND THE LESBIAN I ALMOST BURIED MY GIRLFRIEND THE LESBIAN I WALKED INTO HER ROOM I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES I SAW SOME CHICK BESIDE HER RUBBIN UP AND DOWN HER THIGHS , IT CAME AS NO SURPRISE |
| FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU'RE NOT VERY NICE AND I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOU YOU'RE NOT VERY NICE CUZ YOU MADE ME CRY YOU'RE NOT VERY NICE AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE WHY? CUZ I CAUGHT YOU WITH ANOTHER GUY ONCE I USED TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" WHAT A FUCKIN' JOKE YOU BITCH I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME TOO IF I HAD A DIME FOR EVERY DICK YOU SUCKED I'D BE A MILLIONAIRE MAKES ME SO DAMN FUCKIN' SICK TO HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D EVER CARE I GAVE YOU MY HEART I GAVE YOU MY TRUST I EVEN GOT DOWN ON MY KNEES I EVEN GAVE YOU MY KEYS I GAVE YOU ALL I EVER HAD I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING BUT GUESS WHAT BITCH I NEVER REALLY LOVED YOU NOW I CAN FINALLY SAY I'M OVER YOU BESIDES YOU WEREN'T WORTH HA;F THE SHIT YOU FUCKIN' PUT ME THROUGH MY FRIENDS SAID I WAS PUSSY-WHIPPED BUT I WAS JUST NAIVE BEST THING I EVER DID WAS TURN AROUND AND LEAVE |
| 1-900 1-900 YOU CAN HAVE HER WHEN YOU WANT HER CALL NOW SHE'S IN THE BACK OF YOUR MAGAZINE YOU HOPE SHE'S OLDER THAN 17 RIGHT THERE ON THE PHONE WHEN YOU'RE ALL ALONE $2.99 A MINUTE CAN'T WAIT TO GET DOWN IN IT SHE'LL GIVE YOU HEAD OR TAKE YOU IN WHEN YOU GET TIRED JUST CALL AGAIN |
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