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CHAIN LETTER FOR BAD LUCK AND GOOD LIFE* for good people
AND FOR GOOD LUCK AND GOOD LIFE for bad people

This tundra totem has been sent to you for good luck. Append your own instructions to the end and send copies to people you think need to know. You may add your own comments or suggestions, or whatever (only text please)... This is true, even if you are not superstitious. If you are, this is even more true!

(*) + bonus - for good life for bad people (like me)

• Instructions for life. (Good instructions)
• Instructions for MY life. (Bad instructions)

Instructions for life

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.-->
2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational
   skills will be as important as any other.-->
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.-->
4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.-->
5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.-->
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.-->
7. Believe in love at first sight.-->
8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.-->
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life
   completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name-calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask,
    "Why do you want to know?"
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
16. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
17. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility
    for all your actions.
18. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
19. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
20. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
21. Spend some time alone.
22. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
23. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
24. Read more books and watch less TV.
25. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll
    get to enjoy it a second time.
26. Trust in God but lock your car.
27. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all you can to create a
    tranquil harmonious home.
28. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring
    up the past.
29. Read between the lines.
30. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.
31. Be gentle with the earth.
32. Pray. There's immeasurable power in it.
33. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
34. Mind your own business.
35. Don't trust a man/woman who doesn't close his/her eyes when you kiss.
36. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
37. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living.
    That is wealth's greatest satisfaction.
38. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.
39. Learn the rules then break some.
40. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is
    greater than your need for each other.
41. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
42. Remember that your character is your destiny.
43. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

 

Instructions for MY life

1. Give people mostly when they don't expect, only if they really need it.
2. Never get married! Especially if you are a woman.
3. Don't sleep.
4. Never say "I love you", especially if you mean it.
5. Say "I'm sorry" at most once.
6. Don't be engaged, never get married.
7. Don't believe in love. Believe in hate at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone's nightmares. People who don't have nightmares don't have much.
9. Love yourself.
10. In disagreements, fight and kill. Don't forget that you are a warrior.
11. People always love their relatives more than you think.
12. Don't think at all or don't talk to idiots.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, kill him.
14. Remember that great things involve great rivals.
15. Say "Fuck you".
16. When you lose it is not good.
17. Remember the three N's: NNN.
18. Don't let a little dispute injure a great fight. A little dispute may be useful, but it is never enough.
19. When you realize you've made a mercy, take immediate steps to correct it.
20. Shout loudly when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice and will not dare to ask the favour.
21. Shout loudly when picking up the phone. The perverse sighing idiote will shit in place.
22. Spend some time without idiots.
23. Remember that silence is sometimes the worst act.
24. Watching TV is allowed.
25. If people think your life is honorable, very likely you are dead.
26. Never share your knowledge with idiotes.