a little girl and boy were playing in a sandbox, the girl gets up and dusts herself off "what's that?" asked the boy "i don't know, i'll ask mommy when i get home", the boy gets up and dusts himself off "what's that?" asked the girl "i don't know, i'll ask daddy when i get home". when the girl got home she asked her mom what it was,"that's your garage, and you don't let any guy park his two wheeler in it". When the boy got home he asked his dad what it was, "that's your two wheeler, and you can park it in any girls garage that you want". The next day the boy asked her what it was, "it's my garage and i'm not allowed to let any guy park their two wheeler in it", then she asked him what his was, "it's my two wheeler and i can park it in any girls garage that i want." when the girl got home her mom asked her what happened that day, "a guy tried to park his two wheeler in my garage so i popped on of his tires"
a woman with no arms and no legs is lying on the beach, a guy comes along and she starts crying, he goes over and says "what's wrong", she said "i've never been kissed before". so he picks her up and kisses her passionately. about twenty minutes later he goes by again and she cries again, "what's wrong this time", "i've never been screwed before", so he picks her up, throws her in the water and says "now you're screwed".