<back you work with no shirt on, and so does your husband
your dog farts and you claim it
you've ever ridden an electric floor buffer
you introduce your wife and cousin and there's only one person standing there
the tires on your car cost more than your car
you mow your yard and find a car
you have more than one electronic singing fish in one or more of the rooms in your house
your wife tells you to move the transmition so she can take a shower
you've ever fallen asleep in a waffle house
you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver
