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NUN JOKES
four nuns die in a car crash and go up to purgitury to await purificion, God stands there. He goes to the first nun and says "what did you do?" she said "i touched a man's penis", "put it in the holy water and you will be purified". He turns to the second nun and asked the same question, "i held a man's penis", "put it in the holy water and you will be purified". just as the third nun opens her mouth the fourth nun pushes her aside and starts to gargle the holy water. God looked at her questionably. "if you think i'm gargling this after she's had her ass in it, you have another thing coming".



these four nuns are bored out of their mines so a priest goes up to them and says "have the night off and tomorrow drink some holy water and you will be purified". the next day the came back and he went to the first nun and said "what did you do last night?", "i got high with complete strangers", "drink some holy water and you shall be purified". the fourth nun starts to giggle. he went to the second nun and said "what did you do last night?", "i had sex with a complete stranger", "drink some holy water and you shall be purified.". the fourth nun starts to laugh harder. he turns to the third nun and said "what did you do last night", "i got drunk with a complete stranger", "drink some holy water and you shall be purified". by this time the fourth nun is rolling on the ground laughing, so he turned to her and said " what did you do last night", "i peed in the holy water" she replied in a sing-song voice.
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