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Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing The matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting Just don't take it personally, this is no attack But we will never last because I am white and you are...also white I only like black girls and brown girls, the caf� ole Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away If your a newbie, I want you to-be in every fantasy But if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread Don't call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the caf� ole A caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away. If you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out It is no mystery, I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory", and we'll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanzaa tree But color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class It's all about her heart, okay it's partly about that ass I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the caf� ole A caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away If you're a honky, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truth The skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain of Youth. Thomas Jefferson. Robert DeNiro. David Bowie. To a certain extent...Ted Dansen. Strom Thurmond!!! Strom Thurmond!!! yeeeahh... |
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Walter: I hate this frickin' job!
Jeff Dunham: Why's that?
Walter: [referring to Peanut] Making me go after that purple idiot! He's like a Muppet on crack.
[referring to Jos� Jalape�o]
Walter: Him and that Filipino on a stick.
Jeff Dunham: Actually, he's a *jalape�o*! He's a jalape�o!
Walter: Filipino, jalape�o, just put him on a stick and get him the hell out!
Jeff Dunham: Look, Peanut, you're just going to have to be nicer to Jos�.
Peanut: Okay, Jos�, �Como esta usted?
Jos� Jalape�o: �Muy bien!
Peanut: �Poner a t� habl�?
Jos� Jalape�o: Oh, s�, �Bueno!
Jeff Dunham: Peanut, what are you doing?
Peanut: I'm speaking to Jos� in his native tongue?
Jeff Dunham: Could you not do that?
Peanut: Why not?
Jeff Dunham: Well, it makes me feel... left out.
Peanut: Huh?
Jeff Dunham: Well, I don't speak Spanish.
[both Peanut and Jos� look at Jeff]
Jos� Jalape�o: You are a sick person, Se�or.
Peanut: You're a sick guy!
Jos� Jalape�o: On a stick! |
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