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| My Favourite Friends Quotes |
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Joey: (mocking Chandler): Look, I'm Chandler, could I BE wearing any more clothes?! |
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Joey: Hey, Rach... how you doin'?
Rachel: I'm doing good baby! How you doin'?
Joey: (laughs along with Rachel) Yeah, Ross, don't let her drink any more! |
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| Monica: Coming to my work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch... I don't want that! |
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Ross: Hey! I've been married 3 times!
(Chandler claps sarcastically) |
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Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay? Okay, they wanna know if I'm okay. Well, lets see. The 'Fica' guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married or getting promoted or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And its not even for me! So, if that sounds as if I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them that I'm okay, okay?!
Monica: (on phone) Umm..... Rachel has left the building, can you call back? |
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Ross: So, apparently, I'm available for lunch.
Rachel: I'm not, I'm busy. I'm apartment hunting.
Ross: You're moving?
Rachel: Yeah, I can't live with Joey when the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, (in a baby voice) "How you doin'?" |
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Rachel: Joey, how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it?!
(Joey grins at Rachel)
Rachel: Oh, forget it! |
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Chandler: Joe, I gotta ask. (Holds out his left hand) Hot naked lady... (Holds out his right hand) ... big tub of jam?
Joey: Put your hands together! |
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Ross: Woah! You looked?! You never look! You just answer, it's like a reflex. "Do I look fat?" - "No!"
"Is she prettier than I am?" - "No!" Does size matter?
Rachel: Nooooo!
Ross: And it works both ways! |
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Monica: Shut up! The camera adds 10 pounds!
Chandler: Okay, so how many cameras are actually on you? |
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Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: Hey, you don't know how long we're gunna be in here... we may have to re-populate the Earth.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that? |
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Monica: Ok, Rach you hold it's head, I'm gunna spread the legs as wide as I can..
(Joey laughs)
Monica: Joey, now is not the time!!!! |
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Ross: I just don't wanna be single, okay? I just wanna be married again!
(Rachel enters in a wedding dress and searches the room)
Chandler: And, I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully) |
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Janice: (entering the delivery room) OH... MY....GAHD!!!
Ross: (To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together to cover the baby's ears! |
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Chandler: Y'know, Donald Duck never wore pants, but whenever he gets out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist... Now what's that about? |
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Phoebe: But they don't know we know they know we know!
(Joey looks completely confused) |
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Ross: Oh, what's this? (He picks up the object and mimes a duck's beak with it.) Quack, Quack!
Carol: Ross... that uhh.. that opens my cervix.
(Ross slams the object down in horror) |
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Jim: You also may be interested to know that I have a PHD.
Phoebe: Really?! Wow!
Jim: Yeah, a Pretty Huge...
Phoebe: (Getting up and leaving) Alright! |
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Ross: *regarding breast-feeding* Look, will you guys grow up?! This is the most natural most beautiful thing in the world.
Joey: Yeah, we know but there's a baby suckin' on it! |
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