Does anyone notice that Ewan seems to have the "hold the dying person" routine down pat? First, in Star Wars Episode I (1999) Obi-Wan is holding the dying Qui-Gon (Liam Neeson), then in Eye of the Beholder (2000) Stephen is holding the dying Joanna (Ashley Judd), and then in Moulin Rouge (2001) Christian is holding the dying Satine (Nicole Kidman). What is up with that? (courtesy of Klara)

Why did sick boy yell at Renton to say something when they found out the baby was dead? Why did he ask anyone else to say something? (courtesy of Emily)

When Christian first arrives in Paris, he doesn't know about Satine, Harold, or the Moulin Rouge. But then when he hears his father's voice in his head, his father talks about the Moulin Rouge and the can can dancers.....(courtesy of Kim)

If the flatmates were so picky about who they were going to share they�re apartment with in Shallow Grave, just how did dorky David get in there? Or if David owned the apartment in the first place, how did Alex get in there?

In Shallow Grave, why didn�t the flatmates just hide the money and call the police? It would have saved them a whole heck of a lot of trouble.

How come Dean was the only one in Blue Juice who didn�t get a girl?

If Dean kept ruining his friends� lives in Blue Juice, why did they keep him around? (courtesy of Susan)

Just who told Ewan that the rooster look was good for the Golden Globes? Why did Eve let him out of the house looking like that?

Why did Robert get fired in A Life Less Ordinary? Was it just downsizing or was he really bad at cleaning?

What is with the padawan hairdo? The braid is nice, but they could get rid of that little ponytail in the back.

In Velvet Goldmine, how did Arthur recognize Shannon? He never saw her before. (courtesy of Susan)

Who invented the kilt? I�d like to know because I�d love to congratulate him on a wonderful article of clothing.

If Christian was telling the story in Moulin Rouge, how did he know what went on during the meeting between Zidler and the Duke or what happened during the �Like a Virgin� sequence?

When Ewan met the actress who played his love interest in The Serpent�s Kiss, do you think he said, �I see you have a mole under your right eye. I have one, too.�?

In Eye of the Beholder how come Joanna never sees him following her when he's always wearing that freakin� red coat? (courtesy of Ziggy)

Why didn't Renton just give back the porn movie to Tommy (or sneakily plant it in the house somewhere w/o Tommy knowing) when Lizzy broke up with him? Because then, they could've gotten back together thus, preventing the eventual death of Tommy. (courtesy of Ali and Deann)

With all that digital special effects prowess in Attack of the Clones, why couldn't they make Ewan's Obi-Wan beard look remotely as good in the reshoots as his own did in the principal footage? (courtesy of Terri)

If Obi-Wan knew Anakin had such strong feelings for Padme, why did he let Anakin take her back to Naboo by himself at the end of Attack of the Clones? (courtesy of Terri)

If Jedi will lose the heavy robe when fighting indoors, why don't they take it off before it becomes a dead weight in the water while swimming to a Gungan city or fighting bounty hunters in the rain? (courtesy of Terri)

Why would Celine and Mr. Neville choose such a horrendous commute from the Pacific Ocean to Salt Lake City, Utah in A Life less Ordinary? How did Robert come to be in Salt Lake City in the first place? (courtesy of Terri)

What happened to the bullet hole in Robert's chest in A Life Less Ordinary? Can he still see daylight through it? (courtesy of Terri)

Why didn't Celine and Robert get the money from the truck right away after it wrecked in A Life Less Ordinary, instead of waiting till after they were married? (courtesy of Terri)

Do you think that the cast of Black Hawk Down razzed Ewan and Ewen about Renton and Spud joining the Army? (courtesy of Terri)

I wonder if people in France were just generally iron deficient during the 1800's since there was so much fainting in Scarlet and Black? (courtesy of Terri)

If Joanna professed that she missed her guardian angel so much to Stephen, why'd she try to kill him when she realized who he was in Eye of the Beholder? What was Stephen's objective by setting her up like that in the trailer anyway? (courtesy of Terri)

Who was the lucky audience member in Moulin Rouge who snatched Christian's white nehru jacket when he left the stage during Spectacular, Spectacular? (courtesy of Terri)

If a woman came up to Ewan and said "To Arms!" at 2am, would he revert back to Julien and have a Napleonic compulsion to sleep with her? (courtesy of Susan)

How did Christian's fly become magically rezipped by crawling away from Satine after her exposure of his "huge talent"? (courtesy of Susan)

In "The Pillow Book" they have subtitles for just about every other non english scene in the film, but why none to figure out what Jerome is screaming at the poor woman from the other side of the door? My step mom is Japanese and SHE couldn't understand him. (courtesy of Susan)

Why didn't Stephen just go looking for Lucy, instead of just imagining she is there??? (courtesy of Melissa)

Why didn't Stephen try to get Joanna after she ran into the lake? (courtesy of Melissa)

How would Stephen be a real estate agent in Alaska?? (courtesy of Melissa)

In Moulin Rouge, how is it that Christian/Harold/the Duke etc never contracted the very contagious TB(Consumption) from Satine? (courtesy of Akema)

In Shallow Grave, was Alex able to spend the money that had his blood all over it? (courtesy of Akema)

Why didn't Satine just tell Christian that the duke would have him killed if he was found at the Moulin Rouge instead of going and telling him they have to end it? (courtesy of Elwood Blue Eyes)

During One Day I'll Fly Away, while Satine was on the roof of the Elephant, were there supposed to be janitors on the floor below as a part of the movie, or were they just there cleaning up from the party scene? (courtesy of Rachel (aka Eponine or Elphaba))

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