Disclaimer: We have not attempted everything on this list so please don't think we're psycho. Thank you so much to the ladies of ChooseEwan, TheEMEB, Eccentricity_Updates, and Choose_EwanMcGregor for all of your help.
You may be obsessed with Ewan McGregor if...
1) You decide the McGregor tartan is a good color for
you.
2) Black sequined dresses turn you on...and you're a
woman.
3) You hang around the custodians' closet waiting for
Robert to show up.
4) You ask a local drug dealer if he has seen Dean
Raymond or Mark Renton anywhere.
5) You call your local radio station and request
"Gimme Danger" by Curt Wild on the hour, every hour.
6) You talk with a Scottish accent...and you're not
from Scotland.
7) You're turned on by him coming out of "the worst toilet in Scotland".
8) Every love song on the radio reminds you of him.
9) You can quote every movie he's in word for word, backwards and forwards, regardless of whether you liked the actual movie or not...
10) You think Ewan is a good name for a son.
11) You have whole computer desktop themes based on his face.
12) You keep every single picture you find of him (clothed or otherwise) safely stowed on disk.
13) Your dreams are of scenes from Moulin Rouge... and you are Satine.
14) You create a Yahoo group dedicated to Ewan.
15) You try to immitate his laugh.
16) You've catalogued over 500 Ewan pix by public event or photographer......and you know when/where a pic was taken by his appearance.
17) You spend all your time on ebay trying to add to your collection of Ewan memorabilia...imagine what we might have if only we had the money :D
18) Every other conversation in your home cannot pass without some reference to Ewan or his family.
19) You bought props from a movie, simply because they
were near Ewan and showed up on screen!
20) You decide you never wrote something so beautiful before he became your Muse!
21) You constantly think that someone said "Ewan" when what they really said something else.
22) You find yourself wearing a kilt on a daily basis.
23) You find yourself trying to comfort him on the t.v
when he's crying or upset.
24) You find yourself buying boxers with the likeness of Obi-Wan on them, and you're a woman.
25) You go out and buy the Obi-Wan pillow just so you can say that you sleep with Ewan every night.
26) You're fascinated by anyone or anything remotely related to Scotland.
27) You buy movies online even though you know nothing about them, or all the other actors in the movie except for him.
28) You freak out in the store when you find a sheet of Obi-Wan stickers on sale.
29) Your friends know his entire filmography & which titles you don't own, so if they see one when they are out, they can tell you about it.
30) You spend 1,000 dollars on ebay on Ewan stuff?
31) You have 216 mgs on your hardrive devoted to him. (website stuff lol!)
32) You buy the Star Wars cereal,and the Lays potato chips just because his face is on the cover (and I mean all three bags!!)
33) You watch Moulin Rouge almost every week.
34) The majority of your favorite bookmarks are either Ewan or Moulin Rouge websites.
35) You watch Moulin Rouge or any other Ewan movie and you purr like a kitten out loud on all his scenes and your kids give you strange looks.
36) You figure out your publishing programs just so you can make EWAN address labels, business cards and STICKERS!!!!!
37) All the cd's in your car are soundtracks from all of ewan's movies whether he sings on them or not and anyone who dares ride in the car with you is subjected to them and your tone-def sing alongs.
38) You watch Moulin Rouge ten times over the four days you were home sick...on DVD, and TV.
39) You stay up until three in the morning to watch one of his movies, even though you have to get up early the next day.
40) You freak out when you find out that he plays a French Horn equivalent in "Brassed Off", because you play that instrument, too.
41) You spend hours fighting with Kazaa, trying to download songs from his movies.