By Rachael
Disclaimer: None of them are mine, I'm just responding to Amy's challenge ;)
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Why is Amsterdam always full of fucking British tourists?
Stupid little fuckers, nicked the money from mum or some half-witted aunty so they could bum their way over here to get stoned in a caf. Like it's so cosmofuckingpolitan!
"Oooh, I'll have a cappucino and a huge fat spliff, please"... fuck off.
Some bloke from Edinburgh in the booth behind me reminds of the "good" old days.
Where's Spud now? And Sick Boy? Begbie, well he's gone down, for sure. Probably chucked away the fucking key when they locked him up.
Because he got caught.
But it wasn't my fault.