Disclaimer: I don't own Alex or Juliet. They belong to Danny Boyle and company.
Alex stretched out on the couch, holding a can of Pringles and the remote. Just as he turned on the telly, Juliet screamed.
�Alex Law!� Within a few minutes, she appeared in the living room doorway. �What is the meaning of this?� Juliet showed him her black sequined dress, which had a large tear in the bottom seam.
Alex glanced at it. �That wasn�t my fault.�
�Like hell! You�re going to have to buy me a new one.�
Alex scoffed. �But it wasn�t my fault; you stepped on it when you were drunk.�
�But you were the one wearing it!�