Did I know I was pissing you off When the electric bill I didn�t pay? The scented candles that made you cough. I went shopping instead that day.

Did I know I was getting your goat When I lost the keys to the car? Went sailing on my friend�s boat. Take the bus, it�s not all that far.

Did I know I twisted your knickers When I packed a bag for your lunch Three brownies and a handful of Snickers And limp celery, still in a bunch.

Did I know I was making you mad When I forgot to wash your clothes? The shirts didn�t look all that bad. I rinsed them off with the hose.

Did I know that you�d blow a fuse When the cat took over your chair. You should have looked for some clues That she yakked several hair balls there.

Did I know how you would react When I ran right into your boss? He said the frame was totally cracked And his Lexus was a complete loss.

Did I know how you�d scream and shriek When my mother showed up at the door? I thought she�d just stay for week. She stayed for a year, maybe more.

Did I know a lawyer you�d call When I handed you that long list? You�ve got my back to the wall And my Visa card clenched in your fist.

Did I know that detective, Romano Took my picture in that motel With my boyfriend Tony Soprano, Who said he�d see you in Hell. Did I know how you�d get tangled And threaten to pull out my hair? Now it�s your kneecaps all mangled And you can�t even crawl outta there.

My crystal ball seems to be busted. I admit you put on a show. Mom said you couldn�t be trusted. But how was I supposed to know?