CLEAN OUT YOUR POCKETS To the tune of On Top Of Old Smoky � SWAMPETTA ([email protected]) On top of the dryer All covered with lint Found 35 dollars When I thought I was skint Told 'Em "Clean out your pockets Get all your change. If it goes in the dryer It sounds awful strange. The clinking and pinging Get awful loud, Wakes up the neighbors And draws quite a crowd. I vacuumed the front room And under the chair. Clogged up the shop-vac, Found more money in there. I pressed off his work pants Pockets full of lumps. Loose change from the toll booth More money in clumps. The daughter wears scrub tops They float in the suds. At least 15 dollars Rinsed out of her duds. No Martha Stewart here, for cleaning I curse! But the harder I work Dear, The fatter my purse... This page hosted by Get your own Free Home Page Free search engine submission and placement services!