Whisked away and given a new identity, an innocent young girl is raised in a remote countryside by a loving man and woman she calls mother and father but who are not related to her.

As a rule, this story would have had a happy ending. However, in this case, the young girl discovered the truth. She was really the lovechild of Thurgood Marshall and Donna Reed. Because neither of these two luminaries wanted to acknowledge her birth, she was sent to what both felt was a loving couple to raise.

Unfortunately for all concerned, the 'loving couple' turned out to Dr. and Mrs. Lewinsky. Try as she might, Monica couldn't overcome her genetic tendency to make a name for herself.

Maybe if she had been raised by her real mother and father, she would have been more successful in life? Who knows? She might have been a Supreme Court Justice one day. Then again, she might have been another Donna Reed.

Life just ain't fair, is it?