We met under the moon so full. The summer breeze like honey. Me full of beer, you full of bull You borrowed some of my money.

We lay on the sand, happily kissing You held me, oh so tight! While my wallet went off missing I went stone broke that night.

Your eyes are just like pools of blue, Full of chlorine and dead bugs. You stood like a pine, strong and true �Til the chainsaw gave you hugs.

Your hair gleamed. Shiny, blonde. Your lips said "Kiss me, please?" Didn�t know that I�d been conned And you�d taken my car keys.

"Wait", you said. "Be right back!" Unfolding yourself from me. Into the night, all velvety black. I thought you went to pee.

I sit and wait the rising sun And feel the sinking of my soul. You�d better know how to run. You drove off in the car I stole!

Don�t go charging on my plastic. See, mine it never was. The guy who had it, so fantastic! Didn�t know he was the fuzz!

Summer love passes all too quick. Heartbroken, yet once more. Hungover and I�m feeling sick. But, you�re handcuffed on the floor.

Explain yourself to the jailor, And here I am, so down.. Hold it!! There�s another Sailor. "Hi Sweetcheeks! New in town?"