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urthkwaek (11:43:15 PM): RED BULL GIVES YOU AAAAIDSSS

Adamantium108: why am i not asleep
Adamantium108: i have 2 papers and 2 exams
Adamantium108: and im sitting here at home eating eggs at 236 in the damn morning
Adamantium108: and hot chocolate
Adamantium108: it's like im pregnant
Adamantium108: again

urthkwaek: DID SOMEBODY ORDER NEW BLINDS?
urthkwaek: (because this shit is getting shady)

guiraven13: you can bury your hopes and dreams next to mine back in the st louis field

Auto response from penguinojr: bbllaahhh i need christmas now
nitsua 1 15 13: christmas?
nitsua 1 15 13: come on! lets boogey to the elf dance!

penguinojr: hheelllooo madam how doooo you do!
krazysweetie595: Good, now that I am talking to Joe!

kutUDeep: joeseph, if bunce can at least get a date, then joe can a girl

Bef406: gasp.
Bef406: sigh.
Bef406: you're never there when i'm here.
Bef406: this is just not working out anymore. i want a divorce.
Bef406: a DIVORCE i say!
Bef406: when did we get married you ask? WELL. that just goes to show what an AWFUL marriage partner you are.
Bef406: im reporting you to secret service. you abuse me.
Bef406: see you in court.

Adamantium108: have i been your friend for 3 years?
Adamantium108: or was it just that i frequented your sister often?
^Pervert.

"You may have one friend who is very open and honest, while another is more reserved and seems a bit dishonest at times; one friend who accepts blame for everything that goes wrong, another who blames others; and one friend who is always anxious while another is always laid back." (Smith 516)

Adamantium108: college park is a big place
Adamantium108: and you are a sand pimp
Adamantium108: and there is a beach at the park
Adamantium108: build a castle joe
Adamantium108: build a castle

Adamantium108: ha! you man of standards

elsie385: im not gorda
elsie385: im big-hueso'ed

penguinojr: but you bathe in butter!
CitrusCoolr: yes. yes i do
CitrusCoolr: thank you joseph

Adamantium108: well my new rule is
Adamantium108: don't worry about courtesy with them
Adamantium108: oh wait
Adamantium108: that was my old rule too

penguinojr: mmm
hurdler5580: mmm mmm good
penguinojr: campbell's chicken noodle soup
hurdler5580: mmm mmm good
penguinojr: mmm
penguinojr: we just made a palindrome
hurdler5580: yes we did
^Gemstone.

Logs10: let me put on my man thong right quick

kutUDeep: dude i love mortal kombat, dont f*** with it, the fate of the universe will be decided in
kutUDeep: MORTAL KOMBAT
kutUDeep: (freaky techno s*** plays)

penguinojr: MORTAL KOMMBAATT
cmin711: finish him
penguinojr: *ssshhuuuhhh*
penguinojr: *cchhuuhhh*
penguinojr: *WWHOOOSSHHH*
penguinojr: *SSHHPPLLLLUUGGGHHH*
cmin711: flawless victory

Adamantium108: id say a sister joke about you, but since thatd be like saying a sister joke about you i won't

Diehn28: i love home cooked ass

urthkwaek: i think i'm going to start saying california
penguinojr: someone will figure it out eventually
urthkwaek: yeah when they have to dial long distance to call me
penguinojr: i wont make a joke now
penguinojr: that i could make
urthkwaek: suddenly caputo shows a concern for the future of his testicles

cmin711: i think i set a record
cmin711: the day before prom, i lost and found a prom date in the span of one hour

muslim01234: u dont have fatness
muslim01234: u r gumby

Adamantium108: yea man but it was blue and silver
Adamantium108: it was the corvette of jump ropes
Adamantium108: hollow handled with bumps for maximum handling
Adamantium108: the hollowness made it lightweight so you could do more in a row
Adamantium108: and there was a scratch resistent layer too, so when it hit the street it wouldnt get worn

urthkwaek: no. if allistair had a scandal it would be called
urthkwaek: close-the-gate

urthkwaek: oh god. i can only imagine how you pronounce the word "honor" hahaha
penguinojr: yes
penguinojr: "woudth yuh dew me the-onor..."
urthkwaek: no
urthkwaek: it's more like the hhhhaaawowowhhhnnnneeuurrrr"

Donslax06: except it cuts off at the end
Donslax06: more than a jewish ritual

diehn28: let's just say, i would've looked like i knew what i was doing more if i took my pants off and starting humping a tree

urthkwaek: no. you're thinking i'm calling you that, as a result of you not taking it easy
^ROBBY READS MIINNDDDSSS

Diehn28: i'm not going to attempt to cyber your icon

Adamantium108: it was as if the universe were to implode and i was lucky enough to be in prayer at the time

penguinojr: chuck norris counted to infinity-twice
robertfhigdon: yes, i know, and chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
^Chuck Norris factoid...

penguinojr: so what you're saying is
penguinojr: "I'm a dumbass."
penguinojr: is that it?
Adamantium108: i prefer
Adamantium108: little people
Adamantium108: but yes

Adamantium108: so when are you free this week?
penguinojr: all days
penguinojr: i'm as free as a DD bra on kevin
penguinojr: don't ask for any experiences
Adamantium108: HAHAHAHA
Adamantium108: hahahahahahaha
Adamantium108: wow thats such a great line
Adamantium108: joe quote that on your page
Adamantium108: i order you
penguinojr: i cant
penguinojr: i said it
Adamantium108: dude this is a special sean grant
Adamantium108: if you dont quote that joe, im going to choke you with an ignited armanian woman's leather high heel strap
Adamantium108: and those women have pay less shoes
Adamantium108: nobody wants to die from a payless shoe
Adamantium108: nobody
penguinojr: hahahah
penguinojr: ok
penguinojr: now i can put it in
Adamantium108: you better

penguinojr: nah there's the conducting the pole part
robertfhigdon: isn't that what kevin's mom does on a weekly basis

Diehn28: but i have to write a comp paper
Diehn28: and i'm not really sure how i'm going to do that
Diehn28: i might just take a dump in the printer and see what comes out

ViperC21: so her + two friends + me having to get them dates = a lot of $ and a pain in the ass
ViperC21: /by the possibe fun will only be a possible answer to the equation if this girl = hottie
ViperC21: and has a nice persOOnality

ItaliaNico006: good good
ItaliaNico006: -joe

jELIontoast: and yourself=8th grade boy?
penguinojr: mmmm
jELIontoast: well
jELIontoast: that's different
penguinojr: hahaha
jELIontoast: plus you're immature on purpose
penguinojr: well
jELIontoast: you can turn it on and off like a metaphorical switch
penguinojr: i'm naturally immature/asshole/fazool-brain
jELIontoast: clap on, clap off

robertfhigdon: you didn't just get a new computer, did you?
penguinojr: nope
robertfhigdon: oh
robertfhigdon: because it appeared you were running your programs on the new Fagatron 3000
robertfhigdon: from HP

Adamantium108: yea you're def going to be in the mafia
Adamantium108: i can picture you having people killed
Adamantium108: youve got all it takes: italianness and the love of burying people alive in quick dry cement

penguinojr: yeah seriously though
penguinojr: i homered
penguinojr: it was sweet
Diehn28: in what context?

MedievalGerman: Tell her your Latin teacher sang the part of Wotan.
penguinojr: of Wotan?
penguinojr: no idea what wotan is
MedievalGerman: Wotan, the king of the Gods in Der Ring Des Nibelungen.
penguinojr: ah
penguinojr: oh you were the lead eh
MedievalGerman: I'd say Siegfried is the lead.
MedievalGerman: But Wotan is the coolest part.

robertfhigdon: clearly you dont realize that a massive deterritorialization through conjunctionos of these said deterritorialized and decoded fluxes is the mode in which capital functions.
penguinojr: yep
penguinojr: yep i dont
penguinojr: yep and i dont understand what u said
robertfhigdon: nor do i

robertfhigdon: maybe it only seems random to one who doesn't fully understand the intricacies of indo-european lanaguages
penguinojr: how far up your ass did you have to reach for that one?
robertfhigdon: are you implying... ok nevermind
Followup:
robertfhigdon: ah actually it's a psychological condition called Inner Panceal Eurosis
penguinojr: how far up your ass that time? how far?
robertfhigdon: actually Inner Panceal Eurosis is a symptom of the brain
robertfhigdon: so, pretty far

Diehn28: it's moved from sexual humor to fecal humor
Diehn28: you're retrogressing

Adamantium108: battle ready sean, javelin and flame thrower sold separately
Adamantium108: warrenty and restrictions apply
Adamantium108: see sexy for details

Diehn28:
"He's in great shape," said Froelich, who has visited Lewis in prison. "The prison officials there have been amazed at his attitude. He's volunteered to sign autographs for prison guards' kids, volunteered to do painting. He works in the prison tool shop in the morning. One guy told me, 'I wish every prisoner were like him.'"
Diehn28: best prisoner in the NFL

jELIontoast: "but now, I can spend the night at my friends house"
jELIontoast: "thanks to my goodnight pants"

robertfhigdon: kinda onomaopeaouia
robertfhigdon: (didn't feel like spelling it)

ShadowKnight485: oh score.. or maybe i could have 3 lunch periods
ShadowKnight485: that would be sweet
penguinojr: no
penguinojr: dont be fat
ShadowKnight485: too late

penguinojr: i assume you've done the math ap already?
Soccr743: Yes
penguinojr: did you get it all
Soccr743: yes
penguinojr: ok
penguinojr: one question
penguinojr: i think 3rd free response
Soccr743: Oh
Soccr743: Part D
penguinojr: the one where it gave you the graph of f'
penguinojr: yeah
penguinojr: COME ON MAN
penguinojr: DONT BE LYIN
Soccr743: No f****n clue
penguinojr: !!!!!!!
Soccr743: I cant figure out what they mean
penguinojr: penguinojr: did you get it all
Soccr743: yes
Soccr743: I got the rest
Soccr743: SHUT UP
^*Shakes Head*

penguinojr: yellow
ItaliaNico06: orange
penguinojr: (ok you wanna play that game?) blue
ItaliaNico06: purple
penguinojr: green
ItaliaNico06: red
penguinojr: pink
ItaliaNico06: white
penguinojr: magenta
ItaliaNico06: black
penguinojr: HA
penguinojr: btw i win
ItaliaNico06: you do not
penguinojr: white and black are shades
penguinojr: not colors
penguinojr: DENIED
ItaliaNico06: goddam you
ItaliaNico06: goddamn you

Lopaka0527: but your joe and your mind works like a curious cat on cocain

penguinojr: I will kill you
penguinojr: with a spoon
putdawg124: my weapon of choice is the shoelace

mdbball2k2: its pyschiatric funfest
^Say that five times fast

ViperC21: ha this could be the start of something nig
ViperC21: big*
ViperC21: sorry the black infleune

eminem2548: haha i deserve to be at the top
eminem2548: im like superman
eminem2548: only hotter

robertfhigdon: gaaaah you wouldn't know anything about ad hoc ethernet linked hi-speed data transfer, would you?
penguinojr: well, when you phrase it like that, i'm not even sure if i could tell a horse's ass from a boeing 747
robertfhigdon: the fumes are different

Auto response from penguinojr: mmmhmmm.

I NEED some MASHED POTATOES.
BrownieO6: no i think you NEED some SHRIMP SALAD!!!

Laura: "Excessive Figitightus."
^Diagnosis for my brother.

hockeybaron99: Don't ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love, tonight ur true love will realize how much they love u. Between 1 and 4 in the morning, tomorrow the shock of ur life will occur if u break the chain, and u will have bad luck for 10 years if u don't pass this on to 15 people in 15 min IF U GET THIS BACK IT MEANS UR HOT
hockeybaron99: just for you joe
^I HATE THESE THINGS

Rica5402: WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA
Rica5402: well umm...
Rica5402: caputo wen u have a curve ball you really have a curve ball

I said something about gouging my eyes out...
elsie385: haha you said gouge
elsie385: gouge works best with spoons
penguinojr: thats profiling
elsie385: haha, profiling
elsie385: u made a facial joke

kd32888: yeah, you're definitely going to be a mobster
kd32888: you've got the manipulative skills and the tolerance for gore along with the passion for violence

penguinojr: might have been his mom's
ShadowKnight485: oh.. i meant his moms
ShadowKnight485: damn u beat me to it

shavea da rat: That was an intentional tupo
penguinojr: tupo or typo
shavea da rat: Again, intentional tupo

LizzieFizzie06: search for your missing sandwich
LizzieFizzie06: WHERE IS MY SANDWICH??!?!?!?!

Rica5402: no ill ttcl (c- means caputo)

ItaliaNico006: WHERE THE HELL IS THAT FRYING PAN
ItaliaNico006: >:o
ItaliaNico006: >:o >:o >:o >:o >:o >:o >:o >:o >:o

elsie385: i have a new mission in life
elsie385: to beat this adamantium character in quotes on your webpage
elsie385: ill show that little bitch
^^THE RACE IS ON!

burntrubber83: its funny how you can take even the nicest of politically correct terms and turn it offensive

penguinojr: you have reached tard status
Adamantium108: :-)
Adamantium108: is that like candy?

trecool115: joe dear
trecool115: you're white

ViperC21: why does snoop dog need an umbrella?
ViperC21: fo drizzle

burntrubber83: you can't name one thing it doesn't have
penguinojr: free airplane tickets
penguinojr: the ability to control time
penguinojr: edible underwear
burntrubber83: well sorta

kd32888 (4:53:33 PM): i dont know i was memorizing my dingy
kd32888 (4:53:38 PM): oh that sounds wrong

penguinojr (11:10:14 PM): i'm out
burntrubber83 (11:10:17 PM): ok cya
penguinojr (11:10:21 PM): lattttter
burntrubber83 (11:10:26 PM): formmmmmer

r3o2b3b8y8h (10:09:41 PM): sure why not - if that means you're wrong
^Why he really argues!!

Adamantium108 (10:27:09 AM): joe, your sexiness is your curse

robertfhigdon: it was kind of funny though - i did one of the hw probs on the board and end with "so there it is; two equations; two variables; game over." and mr baier's like "i have a feeling you were looking forward to saying that line"

Nylfshiz88 (9:32:05 PM): **** i dont remember what i did with 73 screw it. PHYSICS CANNOT BE DONE OVER THE INTERNET
Nylfshiz88 (9:32:16 PM): it is that gay

kd32888 (9:01:47 PM): i just go in there for show
kd32888 (9:01:53 PM): to show the sexiness of the team

d4rkh0p322: but seriously.. u wouldnt ever have to put a paper bag over her head and id bang it

penguinojr (6:36:05 PM): what did u do with nicoletta lately, pimpmiesterflexmastertwelve?
Adamantium108 (6:36:20 PM): HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Adamantium108 (6:36:22 PM): hahahaha
Adamantium108 (6:36:24 PM): joe you still got it
Adamantium108 (6:36:31 PM): hahahaaha woa
Adamantium108 (6:36:37 PM): ok im alright

ItaliaNico006 (9:53:23 PM): u know what, sucks to be you, cause ur a stupid head

KD: I've never been so happy with a 70.
^Ah, Baier physics.

shavea da rat (9:25:20 PM): It's how I function
shavea da rat (9:25:28 PM): I look harmless, and innocent
shavea da rat (9:25:43 PM): but then I get a group of acolytes and then, I kill them and take their lives over
shavea da rat (9:25:56 PM): new reality TV show actually
shavea da rat (9:26:12 PM): "The Gopher"

ItaliaNico006 (9:43:49 PM): .... what the heck! they shouldn't just kill batman!! do u know what that would do to the kids around the world

ViperC21 (7:20:00 PM): wwjd
ViperC21 (7:20:08 PM): what would joe do

ItaliaNico006 (9:05:58 PM): its been quite a few hours now... and ur scary when ur mad

MrWUgGLeS8806 (7:31:35 PM): what did u get
penguinojr (7:31:45 PM): a 2
MrWUgGLeS8806 (7:31:55 PM): 12 isnt bad
penguinojr (7:32:33 PM): nnooo
penguinojr (7:32:34 PM): a 2
MrWUgGLeS8806 (7:32:38 PM): what?!

kd32888 (8:57:16 PM): and might i add that you focusing on pissing me off is twice as annoying as the current distractions
^I try...

Adamantium108 (8:24:20 PM): joe you gotta be like peanut butter, rich and smoooth

Adamantium108 (7:35:05 PM): FINE
Adamantium108 (7:35:13 PM): fa ine
Adamantium108 (7:35:16 PM): fyne
Adamantium108 (7:35:19 PM): fineeese

kd32888 (11:00:54 PM): he has 31 rbi in august
kd32888 (11:01:02 PM): thats redonkulous
kd32888 (11:01:13 PM): excuse my language

burntrubber83 (12:56:38 AM): ARE YOU NUCKING FUTS!?!

Shadowknight485 (11:20:55 PM): would u be able to finish it in one day as min is planning to do?
penguinojr (11:21:08 PM): nah
penguinojr (11:21:13 PM): i'd definitely crap out mid way
penguinojr (11:21:19 PM): reason: i have no drive to do such things
Shadowknight485 (11:22:34 PM): hm.. yes it would be quite an ADD episode to try to finish it all

ItaliaNico006 (5:40:37 PM): damn u joe!!

BeachBum13204 (10:43:35 PM): L O S E R

Adamantium108 (10:13:30 PM): you are an ass
Adamantium108 (10:13:36 PM): you really are

Kittylov711 (7:47 PM): I GOT IT

Adamantium108 (11:14:00 PM): let life flow over you, and drugs flow into you

Adamantium108 (10:30:40 PM): i feel as though i have to update you on my life situation because you are joe

Xile 2025 (11:32:45 PM): i mean i am at that age where i need to start using viagra

BebopLion (11:11:29 PM): sean is my baby
^Says a lot people...

fishgil88 (10:08:16 PM): damnit child if u kick one more living creature im gonna kick ur ass
Oddball505 (10:12:53 PM): dude stop kicking innocent creatures
Adamantium108 (10:00:02 PM): you baby killer
^Heh heh heh...

Aspec123 (5:13:10 PM): hey
penguinojr (5:40:41 PM): hey what
Aspec123 (5:41:10 PM): i said hey, 1 half hour ago, im not sure what i meant

Adamantium108 (1:45:51 PM): ooooooooooooooh
Adamantium108 (1:45:59 PM): i was walkin through the park one day....
penguinojr (1:46:07 PM): in the merry merry month of may
Adamantium108 (1:46:17 PM): wheeeeeen i was taken by surpriiiiiiiise
Adamantium108 (1:46:24 PM): by a ton of jacked up guys

penguinojr (9:16:59 PM): knock knock
Adamantium108 (9:17:03 PM): whose there?
penguinojr (9:17:09 PM): little boy blue
Adamantium108 (9:19:27 PM): little boy blue who?
Adamantium108 (9:19:29 PM): OH F*** YOU
penguinojr (9:19:31 PM): michael jackson
penguinojr (9:19:34 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
Adamantium108 (9:19:41 PM): i hate you

SavesTheDay708 (6:50:54 PM): DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!
SavesTheDay708 (6:50:57 PM): ass
SavesTheDay708 (6:50:59 PM): I cant warn you

Adamantium108 (7:06:30 PM): i was thinking about the midget toss again
Adamantium108 (7:06:40 PM): if we got a really light midget
Adamantium108 (7:06:44 PM): we could go to the olympics
penguinojr (7:06:57 PM): i'll meet u there buddy
Adamantium108 (7:07:42 PM): TO ATHENS

cwisisnangel (4:56:04 PM): well u c he knows he cant tell me no
cwisisnangel (4:56:13 PM): :-)
penguinojr (4:56:14 PM): and why not?
cwisisnangel (4:56:19 PM): cuz its me
^Now don't that just beat all...

Adamantium108 (6:48:14 PM): lets just recap here
penguinojr (6:48:21 PM): ok
Adamantium108 (6:48:51 PM): the tallest bballer is chinese, the best rapper is white, the best golfer is black, sean is probably going to get a girlfriend, and JOE is forgetting things
Adamantium108 (6:48:57 PM): the world upside down

putdawg124 (10:39:14 AM): little kids are off limits
penguinojr (10:39:31 AM): and old men
putdawg124 (10:39:35 AM): HELL NO

penguinojr (10:15:27 PM): what'd u get in math for the year?
Soccr743 (10:15:32 PM): N+

penguinojr (12:28:03 AM): did u realize that the initials of "The Sun Also Rises" spells Tsar?
burntrubber83 (12:28:08 AM): yes
burntrubber83 (12:28:18 AM): budri saw my notes and he's like "czar?"
burntrubber83 (12:28:25 AM): and i'm like "no budri"
^Ha it's funny because it's Budri...

Oddball505 (11:53:29 PM): i mean at least have a little bit of humblicity in yourself
Oddball505 (11:53:33 PM): haha i made up a new word

BebopLion (10:59:15 PM): wanna know something?
penguinojr (10:59:20 PM): what
BebopLion (10:59:46 PM): i used the tempur pedic matress last night. and when i woke up, i had no back pains. and ive always had back pains.

penguinojr (10:47:29 PM): wear a nice sweater
TickledpinkNDP06 (10:47:37 PM): haha k
penguinojr (10:47:50 PM): over that pair of skin tight black pants that every girl has
TickledpinkNDP06 (10:48:12 PM): hahaha tru dat!!!

fishgil88 (8:11:43 PM): too bad ur names not wiilliam so ur rapper name could be 20 dolla bill

kd32888 (10:32:00 PM): god you're going to be in the mafia

penguinojr (10:00:52 PM): what is a puffin besides a bird?
Cline09k (10:00:58 PM): a bird

mango4122 (8:14:04 PM): so, joe, i have a serious and important question
mango4122 (8:15:06 PM): what would you do if your name was nancy?

trecool115 (8:10:16 PM): yea see now you've just put pressure on me
trecool115 (8:10:21 PM): I CANT WORK UNDER THESE SITUATIONS
penguinojr (8:10:35 PM): if you cant work under pressure
penguinojr (8:11:32 PM): then how do u expect to get out of a situation when you're stuck underneath 400000 tons of weight held 1 inch above you by a string that's been set on fire all the while you have to save the world because you're a secret agent
penguinojr (8:11:33 PM): AND
penguinojr (8:11:36 PM): you have to take a dump
trecool115 (8:11:52 PM): joe
trecool115 (8:11:53 PM): only you

Laura: "The name of the movie is The Passion of the Christ. I like Jesus."
^^Mocking my completely BSed Religion Paper...

burntrubber83 (9:54:54 PM): btw
burntrubber83 (9:55:06 PM): from the "i know you really give-a-crap" department...

BebopLion: lol I'M IN SERIOUS MODE NOW DAMN YOU

elsie385 (3:13:52 PM): haha, we're not the red army anymore
elsie385 (3:14:03 PM): its associated w/ communism or something else that makes it un-PC and therefore not acceptable
elsie385 (3:14:08 PM): stoopy, no?
elsie385 (3:14:26 PM): GO NON-COLOR-SPECIFIC NON-LOCATION-SPECIFIC ANIMAL!

trecool115 (12:18:13 AM): knock yourself out
trecool115 (12:18:16 AM): or ill flash you
trecool115 (12:18:18 AM): with a camera
trecool115 (12:18:20 AM): that is

kd32888 (8:08:03 PM): you may take my dignity
kd32888 (8:08:08 PM): but you cant take my corner
kd32888 (8:08:22 PM): NEVER!

johnnypatpat (4:00:56 PM): thank you!
johnnypatpat (4:00:58 PM): hahahahaha
johnnypatpat (4:01:05 PM): i'm a girl again

trecool115 (9:00:06 PM): SO I CANT THINK SMART ON BOTH YOUR LEVEL AND ENGLISH

SavesTheDay708: I WILL KILL YOU DEAD

Sean: Are you winking at me?...
Me: No, I'm just passing gas.

Adamantium108 (1:04:36 PM): lets make like a pop tart and get toasted
Adamantium108 (1:04:42 PM): or lets make like a cake and get baked
Adamantium108 (1:05:26 PM): or lets make like half an old hot dog and get wasted
Adamantium108 (1:05:49 PM): or lets make like a hebrew sinner and get stoned
Adamantium108 (1:06:08 PM): or lets make like a bird and get high
Adamantium108 (1:06:28 PM): or lets make like iraq and get bombed
^^Wonder what he's been up to...

Life Is Funny 45 (11:20:24 PM): Have faith my friend
Life Is Funny 45 (11:20:49 PM): i have a 120 song playlist on my Mp3 player
Life Is Funny 45 (11:20:52 PM): dorritoes
Life Is Funny 45 (11:20:58 PM): and some juice
Life Is Funny 45 (11:21:05 PM): i am ready for anything

Adamantium108 (8:47:37 PM): i heard that snozz IS a jew.......
penguinojr (8:48:20 PM): half
penguinojr (8:48:30 PM): he's a nogee/cashew/target if you will
Adamantium108 (8:48:42 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Adamantium108 (8:48:43 PM): OMG
Adamantium108 (8:48:53 PM): classic joe moments

BebopLion: what are you high on today
penguinojr: i'm high on life
BebopLion: ah.
penguinojr: yewah
penguinojr: and by life i mean crack
BebopLion: lol ahh, i saw something like that coming
BebopLion: with my espp

penguinojr: well i should harass her right? [his girlfriend]
eminem2548: noooooooo
eminem2548: dont
eminem2548: i kinda like this one

Dforce284 (21:27:10): ok joe i hope u burn in hell

Phatjames422: fumas canibus?
penguinojr: SI
penguinojr: but thats besides the point!

FrenchFri92: i hate elevators...
FrenchFri92: i'm absolutely terrified of them
penguinojr: WHY??
FrenchFri92: because you can plummet at any time!!
penguinojr: like when you hit the "down" button?
FrenchFri92: EXACTLY!

putdawg124: hold up, i'm playing with acid

Mr. Worth: Mr. Caputo, may you never be confused with your sister.

MedievalGerman: do the priests touch you in bad places?

We're started off talking about this one time when I was feeding a cat...
mango4122: was it ink?
mango4122: *pink
penguinojr: oh it was inked pink
mango4122: o i see.. i think
mango4122: so u made this meal in the sink?
penguinojr: nah
penguinojr: i had a can
mango4122: was there a man in the can?
mango4122: a tan man?
penguinojr: a tan man with a fan
mango4122: ooo. u should have put them in a frying pan
penguinojr: oh but i did
mango4122: o.. good
penguinojr: so the tan man with the fan from the can in the frying pan got fed to the cat
penguinojr: with a plan
mango4122: a plan to be named jan?
penguinojr: no to scan the man
mango4122: but theres a ban to scan the man
penguinojr: so the tan man with the fan from the can in the frying pan was fed to the cat with the plan to scan the tan man with the fan now out of the frying pan against the ban in a private van
mango4122: which was driven by dan
penguinojr: who was eatin some flan
penguinojr: and who was married to jan

STATEMENTS:
Jordan: I'm just a hampster on the wheely thing of life.

Kevin: The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

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