The three general 'commandments', (the name is used for convenience, rather than any sense of actual definition) are as follows:
1) {The day follows the night}
We must assume that this 'commandment' gives a remarkable insight into the depth of a Penguinite mind. To automatically place the DAY after the NIGHT gives us the feeling that they are creatures of darkness, spawned from the fiery chasms of hell. We assume that this is true, until something to the contrary is pointed out. Because Penguins themselves are of course, demons from beyond the gate, we must immediately concur that the agents of PFTAPOP are...yes, you guessed it, ...bloody evil.
2) {For us, the sky is up}
OK, we now see that their belief is that for everybody else, the sky is down. This means that gravity is REVERSED on our view of the world. If gravity actually IS reversed on our side, that means we would be repeatedly falling on our heads for long periods of time. Now, to see it from a Penguinite perspective, we must remember that the human race is inferior. In THIS 'commandment', they are implying that we, yes humans, are extremely stupid.
3) {Carrots will lead the way}
Leading human experts have not as yet interpreted the exact meaning of this 'commandment', but our readers will know that as SOON as they do, we will share this precious information with you!
A Penguinite life is enigmatic, mysterious to say the least. Their philosophy is confusing and twisted, but they have a sense of honour not rivalled anywhere on this mortal coil.
In short, all they really want is a good piece of fish
