Let us leave this unpleasantness behind us. On to the Penguin Quotes!
Penguinfucious, circa 1987, Antarctica
This quote has raised many a heated discussion or passionate argument among those who actually know what it means. Bearing that in mind, I have decided to reveal what this quote is in fact referring to.
Do you know when that last bit of celery becomes stuck within your nasal passages, and the air pump just didn't cut it? Well, or so I'm told, that would be a very appropriate time to use the aptly named quote, "Wazoo"
I've heard that enlightenment can be obtained by everybody if they jump around the room fifty times in a clockwise direction. Try it, I guarantee you it'll get to your head.
Credpath, circa about now, here or there
I guess the name pretty much says it all. Not many people can hear the quote, "Huzzar" and NOT think of their boomerang-wielding penguin leaping down that huge flight of stairs.
The fact that this website is in no way associated or affiliated (the difference still unknown) with relevance, reliability or, for want of a better word, normality, is unproven, so in the mean time, just go on believing the screen.
Strongbad, Sometime earlier, Compie 386
I've always been a big fan of Strongbad. We all know him as that guy wearing a fat red anime helmet. What most people DON'T know is that he is actually a penguin in disguise, which means he is a secret agent in the disguise of a penguin in disguise.
(Refer to Penguin Info for revelation)
For more information on said Penguin Agent, refer to
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