To purchase any of the magnificent gifts pictured below, just freecall 1800-200-PFTPAPOP.  That number again - 1800-200-PFTAPOP.  We here at this site work on the "Pay first, recieve later" basis.  You will then be asked for your credit card details, name, address, telephone number, names of several close relatives, ages of pets, favourite T.V. shows and networth of all your assets.  Enjoy!

(This site is in no way responsible for 'possible' loss of goods involved with delivery.  N.B. Our "Recieve later" principle has no set reception time period)
Ever needed something on that hot summer day? Well, now, you can have it!  For only $33.99AUS, you can recieve this fabulous "Picypole!"  The refreshing goodness of ice with the delicious flavour of Penguin!

This comes in four flavours: Chocolate, Banana, Strawberry and Vanilla

Now, here are a few comments from our customers!

A. Brown - "I liked it, and I'm sure you will!"

D. Malone - "The best refreshment you can get - and its worth it too!

G. Humphrys - "For all you skeptics out there, I can honestly say that it is NOT a real penguin"

Don't just see it from them!  Buy a "Picypole" now!
Ever miss those REALLY important calls that could make or break YOUR career?
With the new handy PenPhone, you have no fear of that!  For only $209.99AUS, you can recieve this magnificent gift, which can miss the calls for you!
Just blame the PenPhone, and you're on your way to the top!

Here are a few comments from our buyers!

G. Smith - "I blamed this phone for my running over the bosses dog, and now I'm Vice-President!"

A. Warren - "If only it came in blue, everybody would buy it!"
Introducing origami with a difference - penguin style.  For the atmosphere your room clearly deserves, buy a Penguin Origami Set, worth $25.00 in total normally, but now yours for only $9.50AUS each.  What a bargain!

A few comments from customers

B. Thompson - "Bargains like this remind me of roadkill!"

G. Hermaine - "From the time I bought them to the time they fell apart the day after, i never regretted such a purchase"
Remember, just freecall that number on the top of the page to order any of these magnificent gifts!

(More gifts coming soon!)
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