Billy was walking home one day, when he noticed a poor, respectable beggar on the roadside. "Help me", the beggar pleaded, "my children are all dying, and I have recently contracted Tubercolosis from my sick, injured dog".
Billy was scared of the nice old beggar, and decided to throw stones at him. "May your mangy limbs rot in the depths of the earth", screamed Billy, who was by now an accomplished literary genius at the age of 5. The beggar was horrible hurt, and using his last ounce of strength, he reached out his already decomposing hand, and whispered, "A curse, on you, a curse for you who is too bloody stingy to help"
Billy skipped home, thinking nothing more of the incident. When he arrived at his incredible expensive front door, he was about to knock, when suddenly, all of his family died.
THE END
Dial 1800-200-iamnotstingy
I repeat, (not necessary since you can see it there)
1800-200-iamnotstingy
Donations will be accepted in $100 increments. Thank you for your kindness, folks.
