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| SUE PLEX What do you do in Penelope Pistoff? sing,write songs,tell people off. who do you fancy in football well thats easy houllier can i have yr phone number yeah,as long as you don't dial itl . whos the best band in the world the manic street preachers why? they looked good in the old days.their musics a bit shit but i like richeys style. ooh, you shallo cow well i aint gonna lie.generation terrorrist good but the holy bible was the beginning of the end. how fat is that woman? which woman? on the front of the holy bible. it depends really,i'd have to know her height to compare to the average wheight of a big 40 year old lesbien. how do you know shes a 40 yr old lesbIAN? coz it's your mother. right. I'm not talking to you anymore. How come when you meet your heroes they always turn out to be bastards? coz they're all commoners who dont't know who their father is.take the queen for instance. You dickhead. i'm the the queens father and i'm not a dickhead. If your not gonna take this interview seriously, you can jus' leave, ms Plex. i am taking this seriously how come you assume i'm not taking it seriously,is it coz of the constant smirk on my face? No, it's more to do with the fact that you're standing on my feet and you have been since we started talking. it's coz i fancy you. Eeee. oh come on we all have needs! Yeah, but not all of us have ugly faces. you stupid dildo! |
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| CAPTAIN STRANGE WHAT TYPE OF WOOD IS YOUR BARREL? WHAT TETRIS PIECE WOULD YOU BE? WHY? IF YOU HAD INVENTED THE PRITSTICK WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE CALLED IT? IF SOMEONE CAME IN AND TOLD YOU AXEL ROSE IS AN ANAGRAM OF ORAL SEX WHAT WOULD YOU DO? |
CORK.CORK IS HOLY AND IM HOLY.LIKE BABY JESUS. THE *T* SHAPED ONE . ERRM. STICKY STICK. IS IT? OH YEA IT IS! THATS REALLY GOOD ID HAVE TO ASK THE QUESTION WHAT IS SLASH AN ANAGRAM OF? *THINKS* IT ISNT IS IT. |
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| WHOD WIN IN A FIGHT, YOUR DAD OR MINE? |
| HOW WOULD I KNOW, IVE NEVER MET EITHER OF THEM. |
| WHAT RHYMES WITH KOSAC? |
| ..NO |
| BOSTIK |