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10. That "small town" feel. 9. Sahuaro cactus. 8. Really Big Bugs. 7. 8000-ft tall mountains less than an hour away. 6. Bats. 5. Everything is 20 minutes from everything. 4. Strawberry blonde highlights in my hair from the sun. 3. Desert sunsets and sunrises. 2. Rush hour - ha. |
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10. That "small town" feel. 9. Dry cleaning prices. 8. Mullets, smokers, and southwest accents. 7. Grass exists only in parks and cemeteries. 6. Valley fever. 5. No Nordstrom's. 4. All A/C, all the time. 3. 2nd highest rate of skin cancer in the world. 2. Nearest beach is in a different country. 1. Disneyland is 500 miles away. |
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10. Corn Grazing Bees Spender 9. Canadian Greasy Bacon Spender 8. Conspiracy Gets Bigger Spender 7. Carter, Gilligan, and Bowman Spender 6. Can Go Bonkers Spender 4. Chocolate Box Grubber Spender 3. Cause Good is Bad Spender 2. Crafty Genius Badguy Spender 1. Cigarette-Grabbing Bastard Spender |
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10. The voices of Mark Austin Thomas and Ken Gallagher. 9. The Scott & Casey Show being on Sunday afternoons (when I can listen). 8. The bumper music coming back from the news during The Bill Handle Show. 7. Scott cracking himself up. 6. Debra Rich trying to talk about ten topics at once. 5. Casey's promos. 4. Wayne Resnick's PSAs. 3. Terri-Rae Elmer laughing so hard at The Phil Hendrie Show that when they go to her for the 
news, there's just silence.2. Dr. Laura. 1. It's not 97.1, the FM Misogyny station. |
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40. Overflowing trash cans. 39. People who stare. 38. People who spit. 37. No place to sit down. 36. Empty or out-of-service change machines. 35. No change machine. 34. Having to wait. 33. Losing the race to a washer or dryer. 32. Fat people who block the aisles. 31. People who steal. 30. Lowlifes. 29. No restrooms. 28. Gag-o-rama restrooms. 27. People who try to use your stuff. 26. People who start removing your laundry before you can stop them. 25. Time lost from your weekend. 24. Broken machines with no sign saying they're broken. 23. Machines that leak. 22. Flooded floors. 21. People who ask you for change. 20. Filth. 19. People who put their stuff in a machine and don't come back for hours. 18. Losing stuff. 17. Leaving stuff behind. 16. People who "steal" "your" washer or dryer. 15. Bored little kids. 14. Kids with sticky fingers who touch everything. 13. Unidentifiable melted stuff in dryers. 12. Unidentifiable wet stuff in washers. 11. Smokers. 10. Pubic hair. 9. Homeless people. 8. Dryer sheets. 7. Powder bleach. 6. Cheap over-fragranced detergent. 5. That persistent stale urine smell. 4. Diapers. 3. Freaks who assume they can hit on you because since you have to use public laundromats, too,
you must be just like them.2. Screaming children. 1. The inevitability of finding out, when you get home, that no matter how careful you've been, some of your clothes are ruined. |
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