Weird conversation

Willow: "That's a lie!"

Spike: "No, It's truth!"

Willow: "Well I don't believe you."

Buffy: "Me either!"

Giles: "Stop it!"

Spike: "Hey I can prove it!"

Xander: "No! We should never be forced to witness such a.... a.... thing."

Willow: "Plus we don't have five male hamster's."

Xander: "The hamsters where male? Oh now I see it!"

Buffy: What? How come Xan can and Buffy can't?"

Giles: "Stop it!"

Spike: "Coz your not male, you'd have to be male to understand"

Willow: "Do you have to vacuum pack them? Is that what the hose pipe was for?"

Spike: "No."

Willow: "Then how do they fit?"

Xander: "You'd have to train them first."

Spike: "Naa, they do it on their own. Its some sort of male hamster instinct, and team work."

Giles: "Stop it!"

Willow: "Well yeah, with there being five of them."

Buffy: "What happens to the sawdust?"

Xander: "That's what the rubber bands where for."

Buffy: "Oh. What?"

Giles: "Stop it."

Buffy: "Will you stop sucking Giles nipples!"

Angel/Oz: "Sorry."

*End* Sorry, don't hurt me for that. I was having a really weird day and this fic was the result.