V O L C A N O
Hi everyone! Guess what? No, really come on guess! Ok, fine, I HATE my computer!!!!!!
Both of them actually. I swear if I wasn't such a nice person I would take a baseball bat to the both of them!!! But that might hurt the bat...
Anyways this is my homepage where you can find links to all my other pages, strange facts about me (facts which probably fit into the too much information category), and any other little rant bunny that pops out of my too large for its own good brain.
Also, see any images on this page?
NO!!!!!!!!!
Want to know why? Well, I'm telling you anyways....
My computer is a piece of crap that has a soggy bagel for a hard drive and is usually infested with spelling, capslock or semi-colon demons and if they're not taking up residence then rabid squirrls are in there playing racet ball with the ram!
Thank you that's all I have to say for now but...
BLEEP!!! THAT WAS A FOUL YOU LITTLE FURRY BLEEPING VERMIN!!!!
Sorry for writting in all capitals the rabid squirrls are cheating and my brain-bunny is getting hungry.
I think I'll go take a nap....
Oh and if your wondering who the heck I am... I'm me.
Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all week folks, tips at the door!
Skip This Part If Your In A Hurry!!
Better Yet Read It And Laugh At My Pathetic Life!!!!
What Can I Say, I'm A Giver....
Actually I'm a really bored highschool student (who is female even though I mysteriously own a Boy Scouts of America membership card), with a lot of time on my hands, no cable-access as of 7 months 3 days 5 hours and appoximately 37 seconds, wait make that 39 seconds, and no regular internet access.
I also live in a small suburban town that has a night life (and day life if you think about it) that makes De Soto, Iowa look like the party capital of the world (Note for people living in De Soto, Iowa: I haven't actually been to De Soto, Iowa personally but come on it's Iowa...), I have a dog (a very voluptulous basset-hound), two cats, a person who claims to be my little brother and a couple dozen sex-slaves.... calm down, I was only kidding, I actually only have two sex-slaves to speak of at the moment ::smug grin::.
Enough of me! Go, go! Wait! I didn't mean go away! I meant go on to the fabulous other web pages connected to this site....
I have a really big thing with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel, some people call it an obsession I like to think of it as a progressive hobby... ok so I spent probably hundreds of dollars that aren't mine on a tv show but your forgetting something, it's also a comic book!
Anyways, this is a IMMENSE, and when I say IMMENSE I mean HUGE, vault of every kind of BTVS and ATS fanfiction out there, so if you enjoy a good story and possibly graphic sex and violence like any good Buffy fan should, please step into the vault and let the fun being.....
You know, I would like to come clean. I've been leading a double life.
In one I am a slightly bored, highly academic, teenage girl, who has nothing better to do than to sit in front of her computer entertaining millions of insomniacs with an internet connection.
In the other one I'm a superhero who battles demonic evil and coglomerate America with a laptop and all kinds of handy-dandy tips about demon possession and invocations (ok actually I'm living a triple life, I'm also a 43 year old male cross-dresser named Trixy who enjoys cattle-prods and long, romantic walks on the beach...)
Wish Me Monsters is dedicated to my latter life (The superhero not Trixy) and gives you everything you want to know, already know, didn't know you knew, and much more about gods, monsters, demons, fairy tales and other things that concern the supernatural.
If you don't go here then you will be missing out on a really good experience and I promise not to bake you in my oven...
This is my spell website. Yes I am a practicing Wiccan and this web site is basically for more my use than anybody else's. Mostly it's my working BoS so there are usually frantic uploads to this site in the middle of the night when a certain spell doesn't go the way it was supposed to. But I encourage you to use this site as well, I think it still has a user friendly interface and I try to get rid of clutter, so please I welcome you to my haven....
