This guy made fun of my site on his site. I am posting this poem to show that I am aware that this website is far from a masterpiece and also to show that I possess a sense of humor about it.
My Cat
I threw my bong at its head
So I jumped up off the bed
But the fucker went behind the TV
Now I can't watch my shows
When he came out for the snack
Oh yeah, my cat.
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By-Tony Grendle
(aka our friend at stonedgecko.com)
And it made me feel just fine
Until it bit my leg one day
And hissed at me, then ran away
And hit the dog instead
And he started to chase the cat
And it made me feel like a rat
And chased after my cat, Ted
So I could tell him it was okay
And also, sorry for getting you spayed
And hid there, far away from me
So I poked a broom at his head
But broke the TV instead
And that cat has got to go
So I left out a bowl of food
And stormed off in a bad mood
I grabbed him by the back
And threw him in the back yard where I whomped on him really hard with a fucking 2 by 4, you know? That fucking cat had some attitude, because it keeps howling bloody-fucking murder, and the neighbors are all pissed off and I have to keep yelling at them to fuck off. So it's about 2 in the morning, and now the cops stop by and want to know why I have all this blood on me, and what's all the noise about, so I tell them I was killing a gopher in my back yard, and the cop is my friend Virgil who gets high with me when he's not on duty, so he goes away.
Cats are cool
Cats are good
If one gets mad at you
Hit him with a chunk of wood.
The End
