Jokes
Subject: Lawyers
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls off of you when you die.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the
road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a
gun with two bullets.
What should you do?
Shoot the lawyer, twice.