Ye be addressed by the pirate Cutthroat, and I be the Captain of the mighty ship PegLeg.
Me crew is made of the most villainous, murderous, black-hearted baby killers what ever roamed the seven seas, so don't even dream of resisting us. We be on a never ending quest for grog, blood, and booty, and by Edward Lowe's bones if you don't give them to us, we'll take them from you. The only chance ye have of surviving is by striking yer colors and pledging yer undying loyalty. Become a member of me crew and ye'll live to pillage the world, resist and we'll introduce you to Davy Jones. Oh, what's the matter ye wee girl, has our absolute piratey awesomness confounded yer maggot-ridden brain?
Here be some examples of our exploits to help ye decide:
