These evil free enterprises are spreading their evils otherwise known as "free publications" across the world on every street corner, at every storefront, and at every bus stop! Tempting as it may seem to the average passerby who sees one of the fancy newspaper looking machines that says "free take one"; they must resist grabing one because those "free publications" are fueling the the very system that keeps the average businessmen in poverty because they cannot compete competively with a free product.
That is where the rippers come in to save the day!!! Under the cover of night rippers across the world are gallavanting around in automobiles hitting up every "free publication distributor" they can find. In order to do away with the evils rippers will hop out of their vehicle run to the "distributor", and pull out as many "free publications" as he or she can get their "hands of revolution" on and start ripping and tearing them apart crying out their motto of "T.E.A.R. I.T. U.P. !!!", or in other words:
Tear Exterminate And Rip (TEAR)
International Terrorists'(IT)
Usurpating Publications (UP)
Then the rippers will rapidly return to their vehicles and drive to the next "distributor and repeat this process until they have done away with as many free publications they can.
If you are willing to fight the evils of free enterprize or you are just looking to have a good time, then you need to start a ripping rebellion in your hometown! All you need to do is get in a car and cruise on downtown find those nasty little free publication machines and start RIPPING! It is a blast for you and your friends with all the adrenaline of vandalism without the consequences because they are free, therefore you are not destroying anything you are not entitled to.
This Palestnian didn't have any trouble ripping up his first evil "FREE PUBLICATION"
