| ~Hello, hi, hey!... & alla the inside jokes~ |
| *Fred!*--You are the only thing that makes the city of Cincinnati bearable. Cow Fart Grrl. "Do you wanna have sex with me or not?" Meijer & the damn PS2. *Ivy*s cats & their piss. Miller High Life & the "Take Time Off" contest! The booger. Slow dancing to our song. "Is your sister coming home to watch the premiere of Friends?" Five Card Draw. Speed. *George Rabe!* "I don*t even think you know you*re doing it!" "Don*t raise it!" "Why would you ask me to do that?" Midnight Madness Bingo! *Samson* & her diaper. "I*m farting my ass off over here." Lord of the phucking Rings. Bananas--the best thing to puke! "What*s your necklace say?" Calling off work to hump. "Fortunately, we*re in Cincinnati." Zoolights! *Arf* The Reptile Ranch in Missouri. |
| *Monkey!*--I*ll try to keep this short! "It smells stinky!" Only gay people fart & fall off chairs. Phucking bitch! *Earl!* Iris. That (Beep) Show. 5 more cents & we can play pool! *Arthur!* MH3, ya know, whatever. We*re at Olive Barden, we*re at Olive Barden! *Chris* & *Matt* hiding the tequila. *Phauhl* Borrowing money from *Harvey* to fix your mom*s tire. Jacking off the lotion. *Aim*? What, *Ive*? Casey Hollerback. Our matching-opposite neon sunglasses! Are you guys, like, skater chicks? I get to wear the overalls! *Ida* *David Chambers*... No More I <3 U*s... the plastic bag & the chicken suit! American Pie & curfew. "What TOOK so long?" Whack Off in the Box. Running barefoot to get me cake, me having knife & fork in-hand upon return. *Christopher Pikett* Amy St. Lawrence, 10826 W. Frier Dr. Why are you driving *Steve*s car? & why am I in your jacket? Frying with no pants. Bailamos! Dancing atop the Accord. Changing report cards. The Power 92 Haunted House. Making hotels in San Diego. *Latt!* "I just want to cheat on my boyfriend with *John Wittman* & 7 other people at your house!" Big Red. I gots ta get me a woman! Billard Ball! Clifford. Christmas Vacation. Brop Bead Borgeous. Romy & Michelle. Birty Bancing. It*s a BOX! Rolling at Denny*s NYE. Sleeping the night with each other on Christmas. Sleeping in my parents* bedroom. $10 for lunch. *Chris Ward* frying with the cops. "This is fun!" The trampoline pushing you into the cactus. Using things & loving people; who will answer! "It*s good to laugh, girls." I AM LIVID!!! "Bock bock bock--do you always make chicken noises when you*re alone?" The Power Pad. Mr. Kenyon. Mrs. Birecki. Mrs. Geres. Mrs. Geifman. Mr. (DR.) Crudder. Mrs. Lundburg. 3W. I neeeeeeed a steak! "I listen to this when I want to get horny." "Are you upset about your mom*s drinking problem & your parents* divorce?" Wal-Mart! School shopping at Target. Lying to my dad about where the clothes money went. Taco Bell, 59th Ave. Cand-E--"Ivy where*d you go last night? ... Well, I had to drive on a dirt road to get there!" Remember that fart bag? Hey, waistline! |
| *Aaron!*--Mhega! You mhuuust! Pulling the matress out from under me. Sleeping through the explosion & Vick*s fire & pager & trip to Canada & phone & eating. Locking the keys in the Neon. The Ecstasy/Exxin stickers. Going to Cali to see *Paulina Taylor*. "Look *Aaron* it says QT like us!" The K shrine. *Michaelisms!* 8 hour conversations while foaming at the mouth. "We sold the couch for glass." *Crackhead David* & Back in My Life. "She*s not ditzy, she*s my friend!" The cat stool under the bed. The humping of the matress. "Let*s raise some hell!" *Nicola* coming over & having to hide all the Christmas stuff! The drugged out crew at *Nancy*s house the first night I met you... 2 northstars! Paradise--$500 on brugs! "*Amey* makes me wear your deoderant. WHAT?" The big Chuckie & *Eric* lighting him & his huge penis on fire. Take a Chance on Me--the mom. "*Chris Pike* brought me BOTS!" The fire alarm being happycore. Hiding from the pizzazz man. 77, oh boy! "*Amey* turns gay boys straight & straight grrls gay!" *Willow* & his laptop. The 3rd ringer on the pagers. *Aaron!* "Is your head tilted with your hands on your hips?" *Chan* "How do you ALWAYS know when people are on drugs?" Hallo, hallo. *Aaron* & I had sex. "He smells like a poop!" Your garlic bread you always made me. Swimming at 4 a.m. Walking around in my "choir grrl" outfit at 6 a.m. on acid, knocking on doors & singing to people. *Barberic Derek* & PLUR. How Do You Do? Christmas!!! Punkin carving only to be smashed. "God Hates You Alan!" MOTHER PHUCKER! ...Hiding at the retirement home by DQ! Playin* at *Shiloh*s. The MASSIVE amount of people who hung out at un apartamento. *Chris* the neighbor. The Bed Wetting ads. "Call Hot Topic & tell *em I have pink eye!" Cooter shots. PWK. Attempting to sell K. Rush Hour. Glowstringing outside at 7a.m. The rats eating the remote buttons. Catching the rug on fire! $700 trips to 24 hr WalMart & *Dawn*s. Potent. Telling my gramma you*re *Chris* I work at the Nile, I can get you discount tickets to any concert. Driving by *Chris*s & making you duck as you drove! Prank calls at 6 a.m.*Lisa*s theiving ass playing on the internet alllll hours of the day & night. |
| *Earl!*--Ya know what, *Angie*? Who*s the Boss at 12. *Casey* Laffy Taffy & cupcakes. GCC & waiting in line for 8 hours to register for classes. "Maybe it*s because you put it in a coffee cup?" Taking *Slap* & *Slam* to get neutered. Them running around all night long & tapping your door LOUDLY before they got neutered. *JoeL*s brother. Jim Beam & going to the pool hall! Pictures with *Bubby* by THE tree every year. *Noah.* Decaf skim mochas with extra whipped cream. *Justin*s kissing noises. Prom! Throwing the chairs into my room. Watching Friends reruns. I AM LIVID!!! "That phuckin* dog." Not Another Teen Movie. Bring what? Bring it. It*s what they bring. Bag boy*s bag! "Are those pasted on?" Dirty Dancing. 91st & Northern--"Did you shit?" *Slap* shitting everywhere in your apartment, & pissing in the bathroom. *David* bouncing them off the couch. My *Jarett* story. |
| *Joel!*--*Slap* & *Slam*. 13 shots & pain killers prom night. The word of the day is Smirnoff. Puking up Olive Garden. "Crack kills, not me!" Me talking to *Renee* & you & *Aaron* talking about *Michael* in the living room. Confiscating from Calendar Club. Wendy*s crackouts. Center Stage. *Earl* throwing the chair. Going to SCHOOL at my apartment. Half English/Half Spanish converstions. Our stoned band. Going to *Aaron*s on 2 pills--first night we played! The piece of *Molly* in your wallet. Being flakey! Cookies at Mrs. Fields. Spinning. *Dawn* MR-2*s. Crate & Barrel & cheating on me. Going to parties every...single...weekend. Having 15 people at un apartamento getting ready to go to the party. Poking smot in the park by *Angel Brian*s. You hating to drive & me taking everyone to *Angel Brian*s. 5 minutes to Tempe! The punk tape. My Saturn panties on your rearview mirror! *Tall Bryan* being "straight" & having grrls come up to his door to prove it. Walking around Metrocenter...a lot. Top Shelf with your parents. Leaving *Earl* instructions notes: "If ____ calls before 10, tell them we*re ___, but if they call after 10, we*re ___. If ___ calls, tell them we*re with ____, but only if ____ doesn*t call first!"... so on down the list for 8 people or so. Glassing & talking for hours & hours & hours. Writing checks for $1500. Everyone & their mom coming over & coloring. *Travis*s studio. Me not being able to wake up for the NSync concert. Sleeping for 40 hours. My pager going off every 20 minutes, half the time voice mail. ::Dammit:: |
| *Courtney!*--Dancin* in the Rain on the way to school. Band! ...Band camp! Sneaking out to *Thomas*s at 2a.m. Taking your mom*s mini-van to get your tongue pierced with my ID! Party Grrl. "Immitate a cat puking." Peeing of thy pants while on acid. Your rose wallpaper. Not having anything to wear on Raver Day cuz everyone borrowed all our shit. Fun Fair! Your first rave-party! Notes in class. Planning for prom. California & the Candy Cane Inn. *Paulina Taylor!* The assload of people in the van on the way to Paradise. Walking out on Olive Garden with a retarded person present. *Earl*s Adidas shirt. AZ Mills trips. Us telling everyone you were 16. Your mom*s hatred for me! Coloring pictures for each other. Band pictures! *Katie* & your story when you met her. You taking the Accord to go visit *Thomas* when you were 14. Your best friend: *Tara Shobelok* *Nichole Limbert* |
| I know all the jokes are not here... I needed to save room. Sorry if you*re not listed here, I still love ya! |
| *Saraaaaa Sara!*--Rubberband Man. Hot Topic boys, Journeys Boys. *Jakey Wakey Poo!* Rush Hour! Bath & Body Works!! Pink Hydrangea & Sweet Pea! JESUS! Dodge & Plymouth Neons. People who cannot drive their cars. We MHUUUST! "I don*t want to talk about it." Bad credit, bad check writing. Zia & Buffalo! (When they were good) Sophie B. Mrs. Fields. Taking cabs to Mrs. Fields. Celicas. You & *Aaron* sharing the small room (sorry). Getting drugs for *Layla*. Ew--getting mugged! *Sonic* & *Twinkle*... you kissing *Sonic!* Plucking out eyelashes & brows. Confiscating bollars from Mrs. Fields. To buy pizza. Being loud when everyone was over (sorry again). *Shiloh*s apartment. *Angela* & *Ryan* *Barberic Derek* Sugar shoes! Punk covers. |
| *Eric Loyd Boy!*--Pokin* smot, duh! *Eric* listen to this! :::Bubbles::: *Mandy Moore*-covered envelopes. *Asshead* "I hope your friend doesn*t mind that I*ve helped myself to a SNACK!" Funfetti cake. Every kind of cake. Playing musica rock on the phone all night. Trips to Chicago. Talking on the phone for 5 hours every night, you getting in trouble for the long distance bill, & doing it again the next night. *Clifford*s recorder. *Dale* & *Dale*s driving. Deciding who is going to wake *Earl* up for pottus. Recording stupid messages on your voice mail. The pink bug! Trance. *Nickie Koehler* being hot. The face. *Chris* the neighbor & his pot. Gay Mart! *Michael Malich.* Fryin* at un apartamento. Lighting Chuckie on fire outside. Blaire Witch 2. The hardhat & the motorcycle pictures. *Paul* & his friend the mom. |