Title: Myamoto Project Outtakes
Author: Shadowcat
Author's Notes: I posted this over on the TRHQ in response to someone else doing outtakes of their own fics. I thought since we have a partial MSTKing of the same fic now, that I'd post my little Director's outtakes! Enjoy!
Giovanni: It won't be long now. Soon you will breathe- wait a dang minute!
Science Crew, get in here! Why does she have a tail? I didn't order her with a tail! You're all fired!
Persian: Merrow?
Narrator: Back in the annals of the History of Team Rocket, the Organization had not always been devoted to criminal activity...instead, they ran petting zoos full of cute fluffy bunnies for little children to pet!
Shadowcat: Er-hem! That is not in the script!
Narrator: I thought Team Rocket needed a kinder, gentler image than what you're giving it.
Shadowcat: I'm not paying you to change the story, I'm paying you to read the script.
Narrator: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ME AT ALL!
Shadowcat: True, true.
Narrator: She was a masterpiece of ART. She WAS Myamoto. Save for one feature: She had none of the Memories.
Ayla from "Clan of the Cave Bear": Memories? That's what Clan has! I don't have Memories, are we the same?
Shadowcat: WRONG MOVIE, AYLA!
Security escorts the cave-woman away.
James: Jessie! Jessie!
Jessie: J-ames? Wha-what happened? Cut! Director! This fake blood is sticky! It won't stain my perfect white Rocket uniform will it?
Shadowcat: Didn't I tell you? The blood is real, it's pig's blood.
Jessie: *Shrieks*
Shadowcat: Nah, I'm just pulling your leg. It's just ketchup.
Jessie: *Blinks* Ketchup?
Pikachu comes out of nowhere and glomps onto Jessie.
James: Ooh! Pikachu!
Shadowcat: No, James! You can't try to capture him until AFTER the fanfic.
Meowth: Awwwww!
Jessie: *Runs around with Pikachu attached to her "bleeding" chest* Get it off! Get it off!
Jessie: She died...somewhere in the Andes when I was just a child. The body was never found...how would they-the geneticists-have cloned her?
Meowth: Da Boss has files. He calls dem "Da X-Files", I dunno why.
Shadowcat: CUT! Guys, this is NOT a crossover!
Meowth: C'mon, Shadsie! Da Chu-Files were fun!
Shadowcat: Yes, but this is not THEM!
Narrator: As James crawled around on the floor of the cell he noticed something. As he stretched out his hand, sparks and small arcs of electricity emanated from it!
James: Only one thing for me to do now...Join the X-Men!
Shadowcat: CUT!
Narrator: Suddenly, a violent explosion ripped through the East end of the lab! Jessie, James, Myamoto, and Meowth ducked while Jennifer Justicia and Tracey dissapeared among the flames and flying debris!
Jessie: Jenny! Tracey!
James: Oh my God!
Meowth: Dere over here!
Jessie: She's dead.
Myamoto: So's he.
*Suddenly Tracey rises up, clutching his head*
Meowth: Wait! Da Twerp's alive!
Tracey: Whoa! Somebody set us up the bomb!
Jessie: That joke...is getting really old by now.
Shadowcat: Get back down on the floor, you're supposed to be dead!
Tracey: I protest! Why do I have to die? I thought you were supposed to be my "Defender"!
Shadowcat: Defender-smender! You're supposed to die in this fanfic! It fits the plot!
Tracey: Why can't you CHANGE the plot a smidge?
Jennifer Justicia: *From the floor* Stop arguing with the director and get your carcass back down here! I'm dead, too and I'm not complaining!
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