2002 Bill 'Jackass' Chesney Memorial Football League
Preseason Analysis
Pancakes
Division:
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Iron City Tumblers –
Faulk will have to carry the offense if Spurrier chucks the ball 50 times a
week. Jimmy Smith signs but how long
will it take for him to get into shape?
Decent looking defense Key:
WR's.
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The Underdogs –
Need the Aaron Brooks of 2000. Ugly
backs behind Alexander including the complete stable of Texans. Gets Gonzalez again. Key: 2nd running back and
Brooks.
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Team Furmo –
Class of the division. Heavy on Tampa’s
offense – must believe in Gruden even more than I do. Should win the division. Key: WRs.
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The Jags – Warner and
2 deuces. Terry Glenn is guilty of
something by week 3. Banking on Strahan
to anchor the defense. Key: The Dueces.
Marked Card
Poker Division:
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Bobsys Are Back – What
a mess these 2 are as usual. Show up 40
minutes late and then John Paul cries that he’s gotta drive back into NYC. Rory laying odds on a kid playing PS2 –
gotta love that. This years gamblers on
Fred Taylor. Key: RBs.
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The Dukes –
The long distance draft award. Could
have no staring backs by week 2 or 3.
Moss and Boston will have to come to play every week; if they do this
club will contend. Key: RB’s especially Denver’s.
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Mons Venus –
Commish definitely off his game.
Bledsoe primed for big year?
Horrible pick with Wuerffel.
Key: Bledsoe and Keyspoon.
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Mean Machine – Can
Ant. Smith repeat last year? Can these
2 start the right people or finish at 7-7?
Key: Make the right lineup decisions.
Csonka
& Ribs Division:
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Fat Bastards –
Green and Brunell – ugh. Foster out for
a few weeks at least. Only one jersey
this year but that order of wings didn’t stand a chance. Key: 2nd WR.
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Aristophenes –
Will the weeding year jinx strike Adam?
Eddie George primed for a comeback year? Key: Eddie George and Gannon.
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T-Baggers – Need
Favre to be solid. Bettis and Thomas
look good. Need a complement to
Harrison. Key: 2nd receiver.
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Its Official 2816 –
Not quite sure what the team name is.
Need help at running back and receiver.
Ray Lewis may outscore offensive starters week after week. Key: 2nd receiver and 1st
running back waiver move.
DIVISION WINNERS:
Team Furmo, Mean Machine, Aristophenes
WILD CARD: Fat Bastards over Mons Venus and Bobsys
CHAMPION – TEAM FURMO
REPEAT