| A virtual reality computer program has sent Army Rangers in pursuit of Osama bin Laden down a dead end. Created by the CIA using actual film footage of a cave complex in Tora Bora, Afghanistan, the program, dubbed "Black Hole," is now ridiculed by GI's as the "brown hole." After spending nearly a week rehearsing for an assault on the subterranean redoubt, it was discovered that Army warriors were actually traipsing around Katie Couric's colon. |  |
"We became suspicious when we found an old sock and a Bryant Gumbal business card on the 'cave floor,'" explained Ranger Col. William Cody.
 Couric prepares for her on-air colonoscopy. |
Similarities
between the White Mountain cave complexes in Afghanistan and Couric's
intestinal tract are remarkable, but how did a tape of Couric's colonoscopy,
performed live on a Today show segment in 2000, get mixed
up with the cave tapes? "Maybe Geraldo had the Couric poop-chute
tape in his rucksack and it fell out," offered a CIA spokesperson.
When informed of the snafu, Couric was livid. "I swore years ago that never again would a GI go back-door on me, and now thanks to the CIA, they have." |
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