| Thoughts... |
| When you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you. - Nietzche |
| Still is the bottom of my sea: who would guess that it harbours sportive monsters? Imperturbable is my depth, but it sparkles with swimming riddles and laughters. - Nietzche |
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| What if there were no hypothetical questions? |
| You are never in trouble till you get caught, never get caught if you don't stop the car, if you stop the car, you never get caught unless you stop running! - Trav |
| Avoid hangovers, stay drunk! |
| Famous Last Words: "I will not come home drunk!" |
| Is it still cheating if your too drunk to remember her name??? |
| If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do bars have parking lots, and beer stores have drive thu windows???? |
| If you call a piano player a pianist, why aren't race car drivers called racists? |
| Anything bad, can and will happen. -Murphy, 'Murphy's Law' |
| You know you're from Canada when: you design your Haloween costume to fit over your snow suit. |
| You know you're from Canada when: you drive better on snow because it fills all the potholes. |
| Alcohol Warning!! Consumption of alcoholic beverages may cause you to wake up to something really scary. |
| Alcohol Warning!! Consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. |
| Alcohol Warning!! Consumption of alcohol may caue you to think your friends are laughing WITH you. |
| You can always make something foolproof, but you can't make anything damnfoolproof! |
| Redneck fireworks show: Uncle Ted drinking a bottle of 90 proof and then smoking a cigar. |
| Things you never want to hear!- The parachute company will issue you a full refund. |
| Don't break up with your girlfriend....getting a new one costs a fortune! |
| Thoughts on sayings....Have you ever wondered why people say "Takes the Cake."??? I mean, really, why would you take a cake? Where would you take a cake?? Where would you take it from?? The bakery....sooo, if your at the bakery, why not Take The Pie??? Pies are a lot smaller, and easier to carry. But then why take the pie, not something else?? Because its a "Peice of Cake". And why is it a peice of cake?? Because its "Easy as Pie"! Think about that one for a while, it really makes sense. |