20 QUESTIONS REWIND WITH RANDY DELL…

 

Randy Dell's 20 Questions interview debuted on 11-15-1.  Randy will now be the second player to complete a Rewind interview.  He's eager to say what he has to say so let's get going! 

1.  What made you want to do a 20 Questions Rewind so bad?

The thought of writing for the web-site was very intriguing.  I also wanted to see if anyone read the damn things that were posted on this site.  So, here goes.

2.  Much has happened since your interview 7 months ago.  What do you think of Peetage in this 2002 season?

I think we need a little bit of work on our defense and our offense.  Other than that, we seem to be getting it together.  Also, we need people to show up and help cheer us on to victory.

3.  What do you think of Friends and Jennifer Aniston this season?

Love the show...would like to see if she could get naked for an episode or 2.

4.  How has finding out you're going to be a father changed your life?

It scares me because I am going to be responsible for another life.  I prayshe looks like her mother.

5.  The stats so far show you batting .500.  Do you think you can finished as a solid .500 hitter this season?

Not a chance...I have no patience and/or consistency.  Probably better that I drink than hit.

6.  Tell us a raunchy story from your college years.

Raunchy....hmmmmm.......the best that I can rember without offending too many people is the night that I fooled around with 3 women and did not remember one momnet of the entire night.  The sad part was that they were all part of my Dorm so it was akward for days to follow.  Details will follow in the dugout.

7.  In your first interview you listed as your favorite former Peetage player Kyle Galan.  Has that changed since we now have a lot more former players?

Yes it is a cross between Anthony, Jeff, and Jason.

8.  On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Goldberg and 10 being the Light Sabre, rate the following players:

Jose Canseco=
4
Jose Rodriguez=
5
Gary Ushiro=8
Carl Buchin=
10
Philippe Burney=
9
Randy Dell=
6

9.  You are a CY Young award winner, hardcore award winner, comback player award winner, had an MVP honorable mention, and you also have won 2 spirit awards.  What goal do you have your sites set on now?

I would like to follow this season up with the MVP trophy...how ever it does not look good right now.

10.  Has Randy Dell ever:

Posted messages on our message board=
NO
Downloaded Andrew WK's "Ready to die"=
NO
Changed a dirty diapper=
Yes
Pitched a no hitter=
NO
Had 13 burgers and 14 beers=
Yes

11.  What is your favorite feature of our Peetage website?

Phlipe's huge picture....hope there are more to follow

12.  Finish these sentences:

The craziest thing I ever did at Jacobson's was
change for the game in my see-through office
If you make Carl Buchin angry enough he'll eventually
kill someone with a bat
The best thing about Coach's Corner is
the beer and burgers
The biggest misconception about Randy Dell is
that he is fat and lazy and drinks too much.
If I had one more wish I would wish for
a win.

13.  Do you think we will finally beat Larry and his f'n Foodland this year?

Seriously doubt it

14.  Give us the real deal about what you think of The 313 (Anthony Ciatti, Jason Buntine, Jeff Wade, Ryan Molloy, Shawn Begley, Pat Morgan, Brad MacDonald, Pete.).  What will July 25th be like in the eyes of Randy Dell?

It will be a win if we get more than one hit in a row

15.  When is your wife coming to a game?

Hope she does but she is very cranky and tired in her pregnant state

16.  Number 16 in your first interview was:  If you faced Carl in a straight up bar fight with both of you totally sober what would the outcome be?

Carl would win

Has that changed at all since
11-15-1?

Only if I had a bat and/or a gun

17.
  Word association.  Mention the first thing that comes to you when you
hear:

Goldberg=
Whimp
Light Sabre=
Success
Phat Flip Burney=
Jarrod from Subway
The 313=
Whimps
Babies crying=
Cannot wait
Free beer=
The greatest thing in the world
A cone is formed with an arc length AB equal to 20 cm. As the cone is formed from a sector of a circle with angle 72 degrees, determine a) the radius of the circle from which the sector is taken, and b) the radius of the base of the cone formed by sector ABC=
WHO CARES

18.  You also chose NO ONE to be stuck in an elevator with in your first interview.  Does this mean that Randy Dell has "Randy" time to be alone with his thoughts?

Today I would probably pick Sharon Stone

19. LIGHTNING ROUND!  Which does Randy Dell prefer?

Paper or plastic=
Paper
Coke or Pepsi=
Coke
Sleeping in boxers or sleeping in the nude=
Free ball
Roth or Hagar=
Hagar
Beer or Liquor=
BOTH
Pitcher or 2nd base=
Neither
Hanging the toilet paper so the paper rolls over or under=
OVER WITHOUT FAIL

20.  Did you enjoy your 20 questions Rewind Randy Dell? (Also use this space to say anything you want or plug your stuff/website/merchandise.)

Yes I did...thanks for the chance to do this again.
I want to say that I hope we finish above 500....I also want to say that I would like at least one chance to win before the fifth inning.

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