INTRO:
Today is 12-26-00. Peetage hopes you all had a Merry
Christmas. Let’s jump right in here and see
what’s in the mailbag.
MAILBAG: This
letter comes to me from “The Predator” on 12-21-00: “Tonight was not the last
time you will meet the ground my prey. Soon the entire world will see you
fall.” Well most of you have no idea
what this means, but I assure you, you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
The Predator vs. The Prey?
This could be a sloberknocker!
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PLAYER NEWS:
Well it’s the
off-season and things are a bit slow.
Joining Peetage members Matt Marken and Carl Buchin; Scorekeeper Laura, Jason Buntine, Casey
O’Neil, and Anthony Ciati have been doing some hardcore on ice training. My blue hat goes off to these aspiring young
athletes.
Could a possible Peetage
return could be in Jim Bradow’s future!
Jimmy “airwolf” Moore got his
Christmas wishes from Santa on the message board…a weight belt, a pack of cigs
and a holiday visit from Hans and Franz.
Jimmy is so totally ripped.
Yesterday Gunner said “Ahh
you guys”
If you have been following
the message board you might like to know that Phillipe is free of all legal
trouble and will be available to play this upcoming season. Upon questioning Phillipe said, “The test
came back negative and I’m defiantly not the father.”
Tim Orow owns 24 house cats.
Keep an eye on Scott Krimm as it
seems he is about ready to ascend to the next level. No one is working harder
than this young veteran.
PEETAGE
SURVEY: If
Peetage were a hotdog, would you eat it?
So far about 20 people think this question is quite a stretch. Why not a question about squirrels? A, it’s
the off-season!
MOJO: What has this crazy monkey been up to?
WWF NEWS: Brian James, aka the Road Dogg, has been suspended indefinitely from
the World Wrestling Federation to handle some personal matters much more
important than his career. Brian is a talented performer and we wish him only
the best during these challenging times.
The
Undertaker competed on SmackDown! With a hellacious stomach virus that would
have had a normal human bedridden.
The
Rock’s inclusion in People Magazine’s Most Intriguing People of 2000 is quite
an honor for the People’s Champion.
Chris
Jericho will skate at Madison Square Garden on Sunday, January 7 at a
charity/celebrity hockey game.
Billy
Gunn is working hard to improve his in-ring delivery, but, by his own
admission, is not there yet.
Al
Snow’s injured wrist is healing and Al’s return to action is listed as day to
day.
K-Kwik
will continue to get experience as a single performer.
Matt
Hardy is having problems with a severely bruised collarbone, not his shoulder
as has been reported elsewhere.
Grand
Master Sexay missed this week’s TVs after his father-in-law was involved in a
serious car accident in Memphis Monday morning.
Tori
has been cleared to return to work by Dr. James Andrews. Tori’s look has really
changed, for the better, if that’s possible.
Chyna’s
Playboy sold reportedly over 1,000,000 copies and exceeded the Playboy that
featured the woman who formerly played the role of Sable by approximately
200,000 copies.
Will
the WWF ever see the light and send the Predator and the Prey to Ohio Valley
Wrestling?
Lita
is hot
FAN OF THE WEEK: Our fan of the week is that nads
kid.
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can be sent to
Tipin the
hat and signing off, this has been Notes from under the blue hat.