Notes From Under The Blue
Hat
By: Matt Marken
11-29-1
INTRO:
Today
is 11-29-1. I hope everyone had a great
turkey day filled with butterballs and Greek cheese. I wonder if anyone had a traditional Thanksgiving. As in invite your neighbors over, feed them,
kill them, then take their stuff…….let’s move and see what’s in the mailbag! Oh
yeah, be sure to check out the new section in the notes….BIRTHDAYS.
20 Questions with actual answers.
Ok, so that’s
just the title of his email. You’ll
have to wait until Thursday, December 13th to find out more about
our newest player. Until then he’ll be
a man of mystery.
PLAYER NEWS:
Newcomer
Brain Prince is as excited as ever to be a part of the team. He’s definitely got the Peetage blood
running through his veins. This long
time friend of teammates Matt Marken and Carl Buchin will be quite an asset
this season and really show us what he can do.
It’s all shenanigans from here on out!
Mike
“ In fact” O’Neil (You’ll know later) is still in his chair watching
football. He was kind enough to do a
sit down interview on tape with Matt Marken in recent weeks. There’s not much more to report on Mike
right now other than his wife who likes to dress as Harry Potter characters.
Jason
Krimm likes pancakes. All I have to say
is that his 20 questions are up and on fire!
Jason by far has put in the most effort and provides some very
entertaining answers. To give you an
idea, Jason’s word count was 1,500.
Believe it or not, there is another Peetage player that recently
returned his questions and he had a count of 2,600! This furthers the feud between the Hatfields and McCoys, or
rather the O’Neil’s and the Krimm’s.
Casey “Alexander” O’Neil is busy with
interviews and internships lately. Not
anything very baseball related.
Although upon the firing of Tony Clark I did see the tiger flag down the
street at half-mast….
Philippe
Burney. Absent from Tim Orow’s end of
the season shindig. Unheard from after
the season had ended. Making babies
like there’s no tomorrow. All signs
point to Philippe suffering from hemorrhoids.
Jeff
Wade. Also absent from Tim Orow’s
house. Absent from the final game. No word currently on his whereabouts. All signs point to Jeff returning to his day
job of posing as a tree on the Barney show.
Tim
Orow. I can’t possibly say all the mean
things I have to say here after Tim’s end of season party. We had food, fun, and shenanigans as usual. We retired a number that night as well in
honor of Craig Kelley. So from now on I
only have nice things to say about “The Catman” Timmy Orow. What a guy!
Scotty
“Bread pan” Krimm is recovering nicely….(Read Jason’s 20 Questions)
Matt “talent scout” Marken has
brought Brian Prince into the Peetage family.
Brian is willing to play anywhere, work hard, and just have a lot of fun
with us goofballs. Matt is currently
still trying to gain weight. He’s up to
16 oz. In other unimportant “news”, he
is thinking about returning to his roots and working at the Farmington Hills
Ice Arena once again. What he will do
after Graduation in May is another tuffy.
Damian
Krimm stopped by Matt’s house to give him a Dane Cook cd. That’s all we can tell you right now.
Bill
Marken is spending his off-season time hunting up north. He has already got a spike deer or
something.
Tim
“when do we get the freakin guns” Marken is also hunting with Fire Marshall
Bill up north. Is this really a good
idea? Tim…. with a gun! Only bad things can happen from this. We’ll keep you posted about the situa………BANG
BANG…….this is timmypoopers. I have to be rid of my brother. I’m getting sick
and tired of everyone thinking I’m such thug.
I was never in jail…yes I’ve been on probation for stealing the boxed
set of the Golden Girls series but I don’t think that’s anything to get bent
out of shape about…..from now on I want to be called Timmy Sunshine and
Lollypops. Get it right.
Randy
Dell is too busy for lunch. Oh, and
what a pitcher too.
Chris
“Nads” Mazzara has worked out his schedule to be able to come home Thursday
nights to play Peetage and stay for the weekend. Didn’t I tell you he had the look of a champion? Look forward to some incredible play by this
youngster…..(by the way Nads if you’re reading this, I need you to sign that
cymbal which I put up for auction, thanks.)
Jim
Bradow. Dreams do come true. Welcome back!
BIRTHDAYS:
There are no Peetage member’s birthdays for the month of November.
PEETAGE SURVEY:
Someone
keeps voting for the Markens. Although
it’s really no contest. Still, nothing
can beat the power of Carl. Suggestions
for a new poll can be sent to [email protected].
PEETAGE RUMORS:
Rumors that
3 “top dogs” on the team will not be returning are true.
Rumors
that the Krimms like pancakes are true.
Rumors
that Brain Prince will be the hottest thing since sliced bread are true.
Rumors
about your mom and Carl couldn’t possibly be true.
Rumors
that large jackets can prevent colds are true.
Rumors
that personal stats are more important than winning and having fun are false.
FAN OF THE WEEK:
Our
current fan of the week is Mark “Uncle Ben” Kehres. No one knows of this man.
So let me splain. He is a former
co-worker of Matt Marken at the Arctic Dump ice arena. He does just ask much promotion as Nads and
has all of his friends using the word Peetage as an adjective. He’s got the Peetage bug. UB, I honor you.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?:
Well
this damn section just seems to be getting longer and longer as the months go
by. Let’s dig in and get this over
with…..
Jason
Buntine. It is not yet known where our
second basemen will be playing next season.
We wish him well n stuff.
“CRAZY” Carl Buchin has been acting,
singing, and now exposing several of his many talents. He’s giving this theatre thing his all and I
see no reason why Carl can’t reach the top.
Anthony
G Ciatti. Could we see a possible
Revolution Reunion?
Jimmy “Airwolf”
Moore had a great turkey day and is enjoying the warm sunshine of Arizona. Is seems like just last month he was banging
on my door at midnight….
Matt
Ritzler is getting married or something
Brad
MadDonald is the guy with the bagpipes.
Kyle
Galan is still that crazy kid we once knew.
In fact in recent 20 Question interviews Kyle has been most voted as
favorite former player.
Lorne
may give us all a little surprise soon…..and this time, I mean it.
Gary
Ushiro rules and he cooks a good omelet.
Scott
Matusicky swallows.
Craig
Kelley officially had his number retired at Tim Orow’s house. He’s doing great and has his signed poster
board in his office. Check out the
tribute to him on the history page.
Jeff
Ellsworth has been in recent contact.
Talk to screen name “Girthandearth” for details on Jeff.
Scott
Krimm’s brother in law played one game.
There is no reason to put this here other than to plug another Krimm.
Mike
Meiss and Ryan like to make sweet love by the fire.
Don.
Pat
Morgan eats lead based paint and likes it.
RANDOM CRAP:
For
you hockey fans out there, Gordie Howe will be appearing at the Arctic Dump Ice
Arena in Plymouth Michigan on December 8th…or was it the 9th,
to sign his bobbeling head. Meet the
King of hockey right here in hockeytown!
We
need more pictures on this website.
Any
ideas as to what to give away to fan number 10,000?
ONE
HOT MINUTE!……Details soon to come.
Currently
the bidding for the Backseat Rhythm cymbal is $5.00. Brian Prince in the high bidder and he dares you to outbid him!
The
most recent groupie of Backseat Rhythm, Alisha Sawicki is becoming a HUGE fan
of our team and website. She helps
promote our site and she checks in every week for a new 20 Questions interview
and updates. She certainly will be a
fan of the week and will be attending games next season…. not to mention she’s
quite a looker and play in a local band called FGM.
I’d
also like to put in the random crap section that Peetage is an unstoppable
machine. We’ve had lineup changes
before but so has Van Halen and they still got by. Likewise, nothing will stop us.
We will continue to have fun, eat at IHOP, and pray that Laura, for the
love of God, will speak quieter this season.
You never know…. this could be our best season yet standings wise, but
even better shenanigans wise!
Emails, feedback, crap, and Lita can be sent to [email protected].
Tipping the hat and signing off, this has been Notes from
under the arm flap jobbies.
Disclaimer: Everything you just read is a complete lie……SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!
Complaints about my crappy column can be sent to [email protected].