Notes from under the blue hat
INTRO: OH YEAH BABY, NOTES FROM UNDER THE BLUE BALLS HAS GOTTEN A FACE LIFT AND AN UPDATE! WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR EXCEPT FOR SOME HOT QUESADIAHS?
Today
is 10-25-1. Casey O’s birthday! All right now, the season is over. We finished 5th and that’s pretty
good considering we didn’t have Craig “get off my porch” Kelley to back us
up. Enough of this crapola, lets jump
in the mailbag!
Everyone please try to make it. I am going to try
to schedule a big cat and magic show with big name performers like Siegfreid
and Roy. No not the hockey player.
Thanks, Timothy Orow ([email protected])
Well
there you have it. Tim also added some
sexual comments about Chris “NADS” Mazzara but I thought it was just a little
too inappropriate for the notes. It
seems that we can look forward to a little pussycat show at Tim’s house. Tim is still the man for having his end of
season blowout parties! Thanks Timmy.
PLAYER NEWS: Carl A.
Buchin finished off the season with the highest batting average AND RBI’s! This all star doesn’t mess around. In the off-season this winter, Carl plans on
working and continuing to pursue his acting career. His current show is nothing less that amazing!
Mike
“smashing pumpkins”O’Neil is still in his chair watching football.
Jason
Krimm finished off a fun and entertaining season and continues to sing karaoke
at the Penalty Box in Plymouth. Look
forward to an upcoming 20 questions with Jason.
Coach
Casey O’Neil is celebrating his 22nd birthday today. That is if you’re reading this on October 25th. Happy birthday coach! Don’t blow THIS years birthday wish like
last year…..who knew Mr. T pogs was
going to be just a fad?
Philippe
Burney. Who knew a last minute walk on
player would be a fun, IHOP going, baby-making machine like Philippe? It’s great to have our star catcher with us
this season and in the future seasons to come.
Philippe says A.
Jason
Buntine whereabouts is unknown. Our
guess is he’s looking for magic jackets at Value City to one day become the
Diamond King known today as Guy Jeffrey Wade.
Jeff
Wade, as he is known to his fans, has gone AWOL. Jeff did not show up for our last game. We don’t know why, and we may not want to know why. As long as he’s got his jacket he’s still
alive, we know that much.
Tim
Orow as mentioned earlier is opening his doors to let us “shake our groove
things, yeah yeah” at the after season
party. What a guy! We promise we won’t let Jason make a mess in
the bathroom again.
Scotty
“what state am I in” Krimm is traveling all over the place. His tits count is up to 7. He said “tits” 7 times!
Anthony
Ciatti has written a stellar article on the U of M Dearborn hockey team. Check it out if you can find the paper or
maybe online. Apparently it was a good
article because Goldberg threatened to beat the crap out of him if it wasn’t.
Matt
“ouch that’s my spleen” Marken reached his goal early as he gained 10lbs…..then
lost 5. I’ve got to stop purging. Yes I know that was past tense to 1st
person writing, who cares. Matt still
the reining home run king. Woo
hoo. Watch this guy bring in the new
femininas next season! You won’t be
disappointed.
Damian
Krimm is still a brother of destruction.
You just have to love the Krimms.
Damian has been spotted by Nads lately at the local bowling ally. Perhaps he was working on that throwing arm
of his. He was also perfecting his DH skills
by sitting in a chair. Way to go
Damian!
Bill
Marken is still hard at work in his Thursday night class. This will give him plenty of recovery time
before he hits the field again. Old
people always have something that hurts.
Tim
“I think I’m better than Carl” Marken has done his time and is a free boy once
again. Tim is getting in shape by
smoking heavily and pushing his truck every time it stalls.
Randy
Dell is busy with meetings in the Jacobson’s restaurant.
Chris
M. No….C. Mazzara is still promoting www.peatage.com heavily up at CMU.
Nads recently came home to rock and or roll with the Peetage band
Communication Breakdown…a loving tribute to Backseat Rhythm and to perfect his
guitar work with a hand drill. Nads was
also the first player to do the 20 questions interview. This young rookie has many many incredible
years to come. You can see it in his
eyes. He’s got the look of a champion,
a true champion.
PEETAGE SURVEY:
Ok here
we go. “Who would win in a street
brawl” Currently the Krimms have 1 vote, the O’Neils 2, the Markens 4, and Carl
with 24 freakin votes!!! How this
happened we will never know. All we
know is that 24 people out of 31 think Carl is more powerful than a family of
4! If you have any suggestions for a
new survey you know where you can stick them.
Right in the mailbox at [email protected].
PEETAGE RUMORS:
Rumors
that former teammate Jimmy Moore is on his way to Arizona are now true! We didn’t believe it either at first. Jimmy plans to attend ASU and work part time
while living with his brother. Good journey
Jimmmy.
Rumors
that Jose and Alan are still brought up in the notes for no reason are true.
Rumors
that the Ground Round can yield sexy yet disturbing consequences are true.
Rumors
that only 3 of you will understand that last statement are also true.
Rumors
about Jason Buntine have just got to be false.
There’s no way.
FAN OF THE WEEK:
Our
current fan of the week is Jimmy Moore.
Before that, Megan O’Neil and Katie Drews were the week fans. Our fans are what make our team. Especially Samantha Burney. A big thank you goes out to all that support
the team and spread the good word of Peetage.
Nads spreads it like a disease!
(Insert Anthrax or Lupus joke here)
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?:
Jimmy
Moore as mentioned earlier will be leaving in Arizona around the 28th. That is where HE is now.
Matt
Ritzler is probably still engaged and shooting people. We haven’t heard from him in a while.
Brad
MadDonald has had no contact with the team for quite sometime. Send him and email and freak him out. [email protected].
Kyle
Galan looks pretty in pink. Oh, and his
older sister used to stuff her bra in 7th grade.
Lorne
may gives us all a little surprise soon…..
Jim
Bradow. We wish he were still
here. What REALLY is holding this fun
loving team member back?
Gary
Ushiro rules. Tell him! [email protected].
Scott
Matusicky sucks.
Craig
Kelley doesn’t like when you only sit on the porch and not come in the house.
Jeff
Ellsworth is a fictional character
Scott
Krimm’s brother in law played one game.
There is no reason to put this here.
Who
were those Mike Meiss and Ryan freaks?
Who
the deuce is Don?
Pat
Morgan hit a ball once. He is
represented here because of his ability to eat and digest ANYTHING!
RANDOM CRAP:
For
you hockey fans out there, Gordie Howe will be appearing at the Arctic Dump Ice
Arena in Plymouth Michigan on December 8th…or was it the 9th,
to sign his bobbeling head. Meet the
King of hockey right here in hockeytown!
Team member Matt Marken met the greatest in the game twice and it’s an
experience that you can’t imagine.
Tim
Orows party once again is on November 1st.
The
new feature on the site is the 20 questions interview. Check out this weeks interviewee as well as
past interviews. It be good reading.
Casey
has updated a few player profiles, news, and some other stuff. There are no new pictures just yet. Check it all out, NOW!
Emails, feedback, crap, and nude pictures of your mom and or
Lita can be sent to [email protected].
Tipping the hat and signing off, this has been Notes from
under my crotch.
Disclaimer: Everything you just read is a complete lie……SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!
Complaints
about my crappy column can be sent to [email protected]