NOTES FROM UNDER THE BLUE HAT

By: Matt Marken

10/10/00

 

 

INTRO:

                     Come one come all!  Welcome to the debut of  “Notes from under the blue hat”.  With this weekly column Peetage fans around the world have an off-season reason to visit our site.  I’m not saying our spectacular team can’t draw a crowd though.  Lord knows those pictures of our July victory are enough!  This is information wanted by Peetage fans themselves.  They have spoken and they WILL read about what THEY want to know about.  So let’s jump right in here and see what’s in the mailbag.

 

MAILBAG:    

                        This letter comes to me from [email protected] on 10-7-00:     “Big Pimpin’  jenny gumas look at it love it, live it.”  Short and to the point folks.  Everyone here at the Notes from under the blue hat office never did understand the hatred Jenny Goomba created.  Even if this is just in good fun, go ahead and head on over to http://www.geocities.com/vern301/jenny/jennygumas.htm.  I feel sorry for those pathetic slave children.

 

PLAYER NEWS:  

                        Peetage members Carl Buchin and Matt Marken have been  putting in the long hours at the APA on the ice working on those legs and hand eye coordination.  They are ready to rock in this upcoming final debauchery.  Casey O’Neil is fully recovered from his leg injury proven by his 3 doubles for the Revolution on Monday night.  Casey thanks everyone for the hundreds of get well cards that came pouring in.  Jason Buntine, what can we say.  The web page creator, the organizer of clubs, the bringer of sexyness.  On another get-well note, Anthony Ciatti is now 100% after “the mustard incident”.  Veterans Craig “GUNNER” Kelley and Mike O’Neil will be playing both games and are also both 100%.  Bill Marken will not be able to attend our final game due to scheduling conflicts.  I think he just hates his son.

 

CLUBS:        

                        The IHJGFC, the IBTC, and the I love Salena and think she’s so hot fan clubs are doubling in membership by the minute!  Apply within.

 

 

FAN POLL:   

                       Wow.  40 votes by our beloved team, fans, and worldwide Peetages.  Currently Amy is in the lead with 12 votes and Megan is not too far behind with 10.  Lets show some fan appreciation and thank them ALL.  You too Jason Marx.

 

 

HARDBALLS:         

                        We would like to wish good luck to those Peetage members trying out for hardball as well as Peetage this year.  Knock em dead kids!

 

 

HOMO OF THE WEEK:   

                        Each week anyone can email to my office a candidate   for “Homo of the week”.   On behalf of Peetage the chosen Homo of the Week is Edward Cockrell…aka EARL!  We all know Earl as the cocky little homo for the Wintergarden Drunks.  His ugly mug can be seen on the Peetage home page.

 

MOJO:    

                        Mojo our crazy monkey will be in attendance at our final Peetage game this season.  When anyone “scores”, you can touch the monkey.

 

 

WWF NEWS:    

                        Stone Cold Steve Austin will stop at nothing else until he finds the person who ran him over last year at Survivor Series. Stone Cold justice has run rampant throughout the WWF lately as Austin has dished out stunners to anyone and everyone who gets in the way of his investigation.  Well search no more.  On Monday night RAW, Scotty 2 Hotti slipped by saying that Rikishi was in the lockeroom when Rikishi wasn’t at Survivor series at all! !  RIKISHI FATU admitted to running down Stone cold last November in Detroit.  What a shocker.  Smackdown will be interesting as well as the October 22 pay per view NO MERCY.  Mark it down, October 29^th, Chris Jericho will be performing 2 songs on Sunday night heat at 7 o’clock.  I think his performance will surprise you all as we have seen his vocals on web cast concerts.  October 16^th  Al snow will be signing autographs at Motor City Casino.  I’m sure we’ll all wake up early for that one.  IMPORTANT NOTE:  Don’t forget to watch Peetage members Casey O’Neil, Jason Buntine, and Matt Marken live on WWF RAW next week!

 

 

FAN OF THE WEEK:   

                        Our fan of the week is Salena.  She can be found on the homepage. 

 

 

EMAIL:    

                        Emails for the homo of the week and feedback and suggestions can be sent to [email protected]

 

 

PEETAGE ORIGIN:   

                        Oh you didn’t know????   Well you will next week.  Find out the story behind the REAL way Peetage was invented!  Tipin’ the hat and signing off, this has been Notes from under the blue hat.

 

Written by: Matt Marken

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