Notes from
under the blue hat
INTRO: Do or do not…there is no such thing as try!!! – Philippe Burney.
Today
is 6-3-2. It’s time for that monthly
update. You know who I am and what this
is so let’s get going. We’re 6 games
into the season with a record of 2 and 4.
Now onto good news. Be sure to
check out the many birthdays this month in the birthday section. This month there is a Peetage record now
broken. There are SIX entries for this
month’s mailbag. A, we need something
to get excited about. Entries are from
Brian Prince, Brian Prince, Philippe Burney, former teammate Jeff Wade, Carl
Buchin, and former Peetage stalker Jose Rodriguez. Yes you read that right, THE Jose Rodriguez. I’m working on 3 hours sleep in the last
36. Let’s see what kind of journey this
takes us on. Enjoy the show:
cool...i'll be buyin' it when i move
(prolly in july)
if all goes according to plan. how is the new job?
This is in regards to purchasing my old drums. Moving on….
This
email was sent to me from the Crown Prince of darkness:
any idea (ballpark guess) on the make up date for todays rain out?
Ha, I got in the mail bag twice.
To
answer your question, the make-up game is on Sunday June 2nd at
7:25pm at Ford Field. Yes, you DID make
it into the mailbag twice. Yet another
record.
This
email was sent to me from the glam slam king of noise Philippe Burney:
We be on the lawn.
They were the only seats left. Like I said, lets plan on heading up
together and doing a little tailgating before the show.
This is in regards to partying hard June 21st at the
Poison concert. The Burneys rock.
This
email was sent to me from former Peetage jacket owner Guy Jeffrey Wade:
Stupid babies need the most attention
You can always count on Jeff Wade for sound
advice on infants.
This email was sent to me from Carl Buchin:
Subject line:
complaint
YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!
I didn’t think anyone really read the entire
notes. Either that or they did and just
didn’t complain. As you might know, in
the last line of the notes there is an email address for complaints. It just happens to be TimmyPoopers email
address. This is my first
complaint. Keep them coming kids!
This email was sent to me from former Peetage
cling on Jose Rodriguez!:
Received a response from Andrew Flowerday. He said to e-mail
copies of your resumes to: [email protected]. Hope that it was of
help .
Jose
You can always count on Jose no matter
what. This guy barely knows me and he’s
helping me out here. Some of you
selfish bastards can learn from this man.
Jose does more than sleep in a chair in the Casl Building atrium. He does other things.
PLAYER NEWS:
Carl
“Everlasting Love” Buchin in the world of baseball has still not purchased his
own glove. Believe it or not that’s
TimmyPoopers glove. In other news Carl
is spending his summer mowing lawns as well as making the usual Joe Vision
trips to Detroit. He hasn’t beat anyone
up in quite a while, what’s up with that?
Brian Prince was present at this week’s game
but not Coach’s Corner. He certainly is
a man of mystery. Brian is still trying
to find his sweet spot on the field.
Most recently he’s worked out wonderfully in right center, but isn’t Bri
just being there enough to make us feel all warm and fuzzy? Please check him out and see what he has to
say about Peetage in his online journal.
http://www.livejournal.com/~maxsoul9.
Mike
“You kids better pay for that lap dance” O’Neil was a trooper and pitched a
great game at 9:45 at night in the freezing cold weather on this glacier we
call Michigan. He’s an all star man
isn’t he folks. Recently, Mike hurt his
leg and as of now it will not be amputated.
Jason
Krimm hits a ton. May I say he’s
stellar in left center? I think I
can. Jason is still working on getting
Scott Krimm’s brother in law his 20 Questions.
This interview is like the g spot.
You look forward to it, but it’s really non-existent.
Casey “Dizzy C” O’Neil is still on the
sidelines but not really. This really
could be Lupus. He should update the
site before Thursday. Check the message
board for the latest.
Tim
“Catman” Orow unsuccessfully pulled off a cartwheel between 2nd and
3rd base. The good news is
he’s ok. The better news is that he
also wore his original Peetage jersey at the game! LONG LIVE THE BLUE!
Scott
Krimm is a tricky guy. Did you see how
that guy missed that ball he looped into left?
No? Well what were you looking
at then?
Peetage drum machine Matthew WM is
still hitting that ball and catching everything but a cold. He’s working on 3 hours sleep within the
last 36. Can he make it through the rest
of the notes? You be the judge.
Philippe
Burney played in our make-up game today…..I mean on 6-2-2. Where were the rug ratts A? Philippe’s parents were also at the
game. Grandpa Burneys all right. You
can catch glam rockers Philippe and Matt on the Poison/Cinderella Hollyweird
tour on June 21st. Check the
message board for more details. Once
Philippe found out about the concert he had a chubby for 3 days. This should be interesting….
Damian
Krimm. The DK broiler was the DH of
Peetage on Sunday. Damian once had 13
burgers and 14 beers in one sitting.
Bill
“Whatcha gunna do when the 51 year old pythons and all the little MarkenManiacs
run wild on you!!!!!!!!” Marken played once again this week. He’s now becoming a reliable player and has
found his niche pointing out others mistakes.
Timmy
“sunshine and lollypops” Marken. Happy
Birthday to you. My little bro is
20. Who knew he’d make it? Timmy
Poopers was not present at the game due to a car show. He went to look at some cars. I usually
do that while I’m driving but A, everyone has their vice. AIM Timmy Poopers at timsnovass2fst4u.
Randy
Dell’s new vice is making babies.
Congrats on the daughter Randy.
You know what they say…..when you have a boy you have to worry about one
penis, when you have a girl you have to worry about them all. 3 hours sleep folks. Let’s keep rolling.
Chris
“Nads” Mazzara did great at short this week.
He didn’t make every play happen but he sacrificed his bony body and
stopped the ball. I applaude you. Breakfast at big boy was sexy, let’s do it
again soon.
Jim
Bradow was not at this week’s games.
He’s currently in South Dakota enjoying a little vacation and looking at
stone faces.
BIRTHDAYS:
June 2nd: Jimmy “Airwolf” Moore turns 20
June 11th: Former Peetage, former Revolution, current
The 313 member Brad MacDonald turns 21.
June 12th: Current Peetage rock star Matt Marken turns
24.
June 26th: Former Peetage war veteran Craig Kelley
turns 83. No wait…..54.
Some
current members do not have birthdays on their profile. Some former members do not even have a
profile. So if your birthday is not
mentioned that’s the reason.
PEETAGE POLL:
What should the 2002 Peetage theme song be?
ANDREW W.K.
finished with a landslide victory for best Peetage song for 2002 with
“Ready to die”. He also posts messages
on the message board. Imagine
that. Download some of his songs. It makes other stuff sound even better. All good things.
Email this guy with your poll suggestions. [email protected]. I can’t wait for the next one.
PEETAGE RUMORS:
Rumors
that this Retro Reviews segment is getting good reviews are true.
Rumors
that in the race to make babies Philippe is beating Randy 2 to 1 are true.
Rumors
that while in his weekly coma Casey invented a new cream soda with the same
effects as Jim Bradow on speed are false.
Rumors
that someone named Anne will be a fan of the week are true.
Rumors
that Mike Mies is still being an A hole and not answering his 20 Questions are
true. Read all about it in the final 20
Questions with Craig Kelley.
Rumors
that Meg is on the road to becoming fan of the year are true.
Rumors
that The 313 is more fun than playing with a bunch of monkeys are true.
Rumors
that Carl Buchin is leaving the team to pursue his love of arts and crafts is
false.
FAN OF THE WEEK:
Anne? Anne who?
Read all about it on the homepage.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?:
Jeff
Wade is rockin like dokken on The 313.
He just loves crawling into that mailbag doesn’t he.
Jason
“Fem magnet” Buntine is enjoying his time with The 313. His femininas have even become fans of the
week for Peetage. What more could we
ask for. You can pick up his new
autobiography “So you want to be sexy”.
Anthony
Ciatti recently got into a car “accident”.
This “accident” just happened to be outside Peetage’s new sponsor
Coach’s Corner. The good news is that
his nose is still attached to his body.
The bad news is that it’s attached to his dumper. That just stinks. This sounds like the “Who shot Mr. Burns” fiasco…..who was it
that hit Anthony Ciatti and tried to take him out for the season………..who?…………
Jimmy
“Airwolf” Moore is celebrating a birthday as you know if you read the birthday
section. He’s probably partying hard.
Matt
“Fire in the hole” Ritzler was last seen at Livonia Mall. No, not doing security. He was looking for pants with Jen. What did that have to do with Peetage
softball?
Brad
MadDonald turns 21 this month. Check
out his killer profile for a nice song to listen to.
Kyle
Galan. Does anyone know where he is
now?
Lorne
Trupiano has been honored as being the first player featured in the Retro
Reviews deal on the message board.
Retro reviews as you might know is a more in depth look into the life of
former Peetage players. Find out where
they came from and all that jazz. Check
the message board for more.
Gary
Ushiro rules. Check out his stats on
the roster page and talk to him at Longdriver300.
Scott
“Bogart Award” Matuisky. 4 games
played. 4 balls dropped. 4 gotten.
Craig
Kelley. Happy Birthday to………hey, wake
up Craig! You’re only 83. PARTY HARD.
Scott
Krimm’s “1.000 club” brother in law is somewhere out there in the world,
waiting, waiting to return and do what he does best. It’s time.
Mike
Mess. F him. [email protected] http://hometown.aol.com/mjmies11/ he’s a real “cool dude.” I hope you’re all harassing the crap out of
this jerk.
Ryan
Molloy is on The 313. Both 313 Rebeccas
rock!
Don
Sollars is MIA, DOA, or RVD. We’ll keep
you posted
Pat
Morgan parties hard.
RANDOM CRAP:
Retro
Reviews: If you haven’t read about this
in the Notes yet, please do. Check the
message board for more shenanigans.
By the next update, the Wings will have
another Stanley Cup under their belt.
June 6th game. Peetage – 7:25 – Bicentennial 3. The 313 – 6:15 – Bicentennial 3. I encourage you to come early and check in
with our good friends playing for the team with the same name as their area
code.
Emails, feedback, and crap can be sent to [email protected]. (How bad do you want to be in the mailbag!?)
Tipping the hat and signing off, this has been Notes from
under Mojo.
Disclaimer: Everything you just read is a complete lie……SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!
Complaints about my crappy column can be sent to [email protected]. Complaint count: 1