Notes from under the blue hat

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INTRO:                   Do or do not…there is no such thing as try!!! – Philippe Burney.

 

                                 Today is 6-3-2.  It’s time for that monthly update.  You know who I am and what this is so let’s get going.  We’re 6 games into the season with a record of 2 and 4.  Now onto good news.  Be sure to check out the many birthdays this month in the birthday section.  This month there is a Peetage record now broken.  There are SIX entries for this month’s mailbag.  A, we need something to get excited about.  Entries are from Brian Prince, Brian Prince, Philippe Burney, former teammate Jeff Wade, Carl Buchin, and former Peetage stalker Jose Rodriguez.  Yes you read that right, THE Jose Rodriguez.    I’m working on 3 hours sleep in the last 36.  Let’s see what kind of journey this takes us on.  Enjoy the show:

 

 

MAILBAG:  This email was sent to me from the Crown Prince of sexiness:

 

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      cool...i'll be buyin' it when i move (prolly in july)
if all goes according to plan. how is the new job?

 

This is in regards to purchasing my old drums.  Moving on….

 

 

This email was sent to me from the Crown Prince of darkness:

 

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any idea (ballpark guess) on the make up date for todays rain out? Ha, I got in the mail bag twice.

To answer your question, the make-up game is on Sunday June 2nd at 7:25pm at Ford Field.  Yes, you DID make it into the mailbag twice.  Yet another record.

 

 

This email was sent to me from the glam slam king of noise Philippe Burney:

 

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We be on the lawn.  They were the only seats left.  Like I said, lets plan on heading up together and doing a little tailgating before the show.

 

 

 

 This is in regards to partying hard June 21st at the Poison concert.  The Burneys rock.

 

 

                                     

This email was sent to me from former Peetage jacket owner Guy Jeffrey Wade:

 

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Stupid babies need the most attention

 

 

 

You can always count on Jeff Wade for sound advice on infants.

 

 

This email was sent to me from Carl Buchin:

 

[email protected]

 

Subject line:  complaint

 

YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!

 

I didn’t think anyone really read the entire notes.  Either that or they did and just didn’t complain.  As you might know, in the last line of the notes there is an email address for complaints.  It just happens to be TimmyPoopers email address.  This is my first complaint.  Keep them coming kids!

 

 

This email was sent to me from former Peetage cling on Jose Rodriguez!: 

 

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Received a response from Andrew Flowerday. He said to e-mail  copies of your resumes to: [email protected].  Hope that it was of help .

Jose


You can always count on Jose no matter what.  This guy barely knows me and he’s helping me out here.  Some of you selfish bastards can learn from this man.  Jose does more than sleep in a chair in the Casl Building atrium.  He does other things.

 

 

PLAYER NEWS:   

 

                                 Carl “Everlasting Love” Buchin in the world of baseball has still not purchased his own glove.  Believe it or not that’s TimmyPoopers glove.  In other news Carl is spending his summer mowing lawns as well as making the usual Joe Vision trips to Detroit.  He hasn’t beat anyone up in quite a while, what’s up with that?

 

 Brian Prince was present at this week’s game but not Coach’s Corner.  He certainly is a man of mystery.  Brian is still trying to find his sweet spot on the field.  Most recently he’s worked out wonderfully in right center, but isn’t Bri just being there enough to make us feel all warm and fuzzy?  Please check him out and see what he has to say about Peetage in his online journal.  http://www.livejournal.com/~maxsoul9.

                    

                                 Mike “You kids better pay for that lap dance” O’Neil was a trooper and pitched a great game at 9:45 at night in the freezing cold weather on this glacier we call Michigan.  He’s an all star man isn’t he folks.  Recently, Mike hurt his leg and as of now it will not be amputated.

 

                                 Jason Krimm hits a ton.  May I say he’s stellar in left center?  I think I can.  Jason is still working on getting Scott Krimm’s brother in law his 20 Questions.  This interview is like the g spot.  You look forward to it, but it’s really non-existent.

                                

                                  Casey “Dizzy C” O’Neil is still on the sidelines but not really.  This really could be Lupus.  He should update the site before Thursday.  Check the message board for the latest.

  

                                 Tim “Catman” Orow unsuccessfully pulled off a cartwheel between 2nd and 3rd base.  The good news is he’s ok.  The better news is that he also wore his original Peetage jersey at the game!  LONG LIVE THE BLUE!

 

                                 Scott Krimm is a tricky guy.  Did you see how that guy missed that ball he looped into left?  No?  Well what were you looking at then?

 

                                 Peetage drum machine Matthew WM is still hitting that ball and catching everything but a cold.  He’s working on 3 hours sleep within the last 36.  Can he make it through the rest of the notes?  You be the judge.

 

Philippe Burney played in our make-up game today…..I mean on 6-2-2.  Where were the rug ratts A?  Philippe’s parents were also at the game.  Grandpa Burneys all right. You can catch glam rockers Philippe and Matt on the Poison/Cinderella Hollyweird tour on June 21st.  Check the message board for more details.  Once Philippe found out about the concert he had a chubby for 3 days.  This should be interesting….

 

                                 Damian Krimm.  The DK broiler was the DH of Peetage on Sunday.  Damian once had 13 burgers and 14 beers in one sitting.

 

                                 Bill “Whatcha gunna do when the 51 year old pythons and all the little MarkenManiacs run wild on you!!!!!!!!” Marken played once again this week.  He’s now becoming a reliable player and has found his niche pointing out others mistakes.

 

                                 Timmy “sunshine and lollypops” Marken.  Happy Birthday to you.  My little bro is 20.  Who knew he’d make it? Timmy Poopers was not present at the game due to a car show.  He went to look  at some cars.  I usually do that while I’m driving but A, everyone has their vice.  AIM Timmy Poopers at timsnovass2fst4u. 

 

                                 Randy Dell’s new vice is making babies.  Congrats on the daughter Randy.  You know what they say…..when you have a boy you have to worry about one penis, when you have a girl you have to worry about them all.  3 hours sleep folks.  Let’s keep rolling.

 

                                 Chris “Nads” Mazzara did great at short this week.  He didn’t make every play happen but he sacrificed his bony body and stopped the ball.  I applaude you.  Breakfast at big boy was sexy, let’s do it again soon.

 

                                 Jim Bradow was not at this week’s games.  He’s currently in South Dakota enjoying a little vacation and looking at stone faces.

 

 

 BIRTHDAYS: 

 

June 2nd:  Jimmy “Airwolf” Moore turns 20

June 11th:  Former Peetage, former Revolution, current The 313 member Brad MacDonald turns 21.

June 12th:  Current Peetage rock star Matt Marken turns 24.

June 26th:  Former Peetage war veteran Craig Kelley turns 83.  No wait…..54.

 

Some current members do not have birthdays on their profile.  Some former members do not even have a profile.  So if your birthday is not mentioned that’s the reason.

 

PEETAGE POLL: 

 

What should the 2002 Peetage theme song be?

 

ANDREW W.K.  finished with a landslide victory for best Peetage song for 2002 with “Ready to die”.  He also posts messages on the message board.  Imagine that.  Download some of his songs.  It makes other stuff sound even better.  All good things.

 

Email this guy with your poll suggestions.  [email protected].  I can’t wait for the next one.

 

 

PEETAGE RUMORS: 

 

Rumors that this Retro Reviews segment is getting good reviews are true.

 

Rumors that in the race to make babies Philippe is beating Randy 2 to 1 are true.

 

Rumors that while in his weekly coma Casey invented a new cream soda with the same effects as Jim Bradow on speed are false.

 

Rumors that someone named Anne will be a fan of the week are true.

 

Rumors that Mike Mies is still being an A hole and not answering his 20 Questions are true.  Read all about it in the final 20 Questions with Craig Kelley.

 

Rumors that Meg is on the road to becoming fan of the year are true.

 

Rumors that The 313 is more fun than playing with a bunch of monkeys are true.

                                   

                                    Rumors that Carl Buchin is leaving the team to pursue his love of arts and crafts is false.

 

 

FAN OF THE WEEK: 

 

Anne?  Anne who?  Read all about it on the homepage.

 

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?:

 

                                    Jeff Wade is rockin like dokken on The 313.  He just loves crawling into that mailbag doesn’t he.

 

                                    Jason “Fem magnet” Buntine is enjoying his time with The 313.  His femininas have even become fans of the week for Peetage.  What more could we ask for.  You can pick up his new autobiography “So you want to be sexy”.

 

Anthony Ciatti recently got into a car “accident”.  This “accident” just happened to be outside Peetage’s new sponsor Coach’s Corner.  The good news is that his nose is still attached to his body.  The bad news is that it’s attached to his dumper.  That just stinks.  This sounds like the “Who shot Mr. Burns” fiasco…..who was it that hit Anthony Ciatti and tried to take him out for the season………..who?…………

 

Jimmy “Airwolf” Moore is celebrating a birthday as you know if you read the birthday section.  He’s probably partying hard.

 

                                    Matt “Fire in the hole” Ritzler was last seen at Livonia Mall.  No, not doing security.  He was looking for pants with Jen.  What did that have to do with Peetage softball?

 

                                    Brad MadDonald turns 21 this month.  Check out his killer profile for a nice song to listen to.

 

                                    Kyle Galan.  Does anyone know where he is now?

 

Lorne Trupiano has been honored as being the first player featured in the Retro Reviews deal on the message board.  Retro reviews as you might know is a more in depth look into the life of former Peetage players.  Find out where they came from and all that jazz.  Check the message board for more.

 

Gary Ushiro rules.  Check out his stats on the roster page and talk to him at Longdriver300.

 

Scott “Bogart Award” Matuisky.  4 games played.  4 balls dropped.  4 gotten.

 

Craig Kelley.  Happy Birthday to………hey, wake up Craig!  You’re only 83.  PARTY HARD.

  

Scott Krimm’s “1.000 club” brother in law is somewhere out there in the world, waiting, waiting to return and do what he does best.  It’s time.

 

Mike Mess.  F him. [email protected] http://hometown.aol.com/mjmies11/ he’s a real “cool dude.”  I hope you’re all harassing the crap out of this jerk.

 

Ryan Molloy is on The 313.  Both 313 Rebeccas rock!

 

Don Sollars is MIA, DOA, or RVD.  We’ll keep you posted

 

Pat Morgan parties hard.

 

 

RANDOM CRAP:

 

Retro Reviews:  If you haven’t read about this in the Notes yet, please do.  Check the message board for more shenanigans.

 

By the next update, the Wings will have another Stanley Cup under their belt.

 

June 6th game.  Peetage – 7:25 – Bicentennial 3.  The 313 – 6:15 – Bicentennial 3.  I encourage you to come early and check in with our good friends playing for the team with the same name as their area code.

 

 

 

Emails, feedback, and crap can be sent to [email protected]. (How bad do you want to be in the mailbag!?)

 

Tipping the hat and signing off, this has been Notes from under Mojo.

 

Disclaimer:  Everything you just read is a complete lie……SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Complaints about my crappy column can be sent to [email protected].  Complaint count:  1

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