Notes from under the blue hat
INTRO: First is first and second is nobody – David Lee Roth.
Today
is 5-4-2. It’s that time of the month
again, time for a new Notes. We’re now
2 games into the season with a record of O and 2. Being like the Tigers isn’t necessarily a good thing. Be sure to check out the FIVE birthdays this
month in the birthday section. I have
TWO entries for the mailbag. One is
from former Peetage member Jeff Wade and the other is from the Brothers of
Destruction (BOD). BOD apparently can
stand for Beer Over Dose and Big Oversized Dongs. Enjoy the show:
Thanks Matt, I just hope that all the
studying pays off!!
I haven't heard from my cousin in a while. I email her almost every other
day to see how the questions are coming. The last thing I heard was that
he
had started them, but that was over a week ago. I am going to give him a
call this week to see whats up.
Feel the Funk!
BOD
This is in regards to 20 Questions with Scott Krimm’s
brother in law. Someday we may see what
our 1.000 club member has to say about his life, Peetage, and those BOD boys.
This
email was sent to me from former Peetage jacket owner Jeff Wade:
MMMMMMMMMM Forbidden Donut
Well
that’s just self-explanatory.
PLAYER NEWS:
Carl
“Angry at the world” Buchin almost achieved getting his first homerun during
our last game against the Carpet Munchers.
He took the triple and later scored.
Carl always scores. I think this
may be the start of seeing several Peetage members achieve that homerun
pinnacle.
Brian Prince was not present at this week’s
game. He has explosive diarrhea….either
that or he had to work late. Anyway,
please check him out and see what he has to say about Peetage in his online
journal. http://www.livejournal.com/~maxsoul9.
Mike
“Lucky 7” O’Neil was a trooper and pitched a great game at 9:45 at night in the
freezing cold weather on this glacier we call Michigan. He’s an all star man folks.
Jason
Krimm was not present at this week’s game.
He was forced by his father Scott Krimm to take violin lessons
instead……either that or he had a final exam.
Congrats to Jason for getting his first homerun last week!
Casey “Dizzy C” O’Neil has identified his
medical problem. There is a cyst in his
face…….so that’s what that thing is.
Haha. So crÜed. Anyway he should update the site any minute
now. In fact he must have if you’re
reading this. Let’s move on.
Tim
“Catman” Orow rocked out in left center as usual. He’s the man.
Scott
Krimm. This poor guy had a hole in his
mitt at first base. A. Playing a new position is not easy. Scott hit solid as usual.
Matthew WM is ready to rock out
with his cock out. Matt in baseball
news is hitting about .800 but more importantly is joining forces with Peetage
member Chris “Nads” Mazzara to crank out Communication Breakdown like only
Backseat Rhythm can do!
Philippe
Burney. Read the message board and the
20 Questions rewind for everything you ever want to know about Philippe. It’s all beer, chicks, fights, and ghosts
with this guy!
Damian
Krimm was not present at this week’s game.
His father Scott Krimm has forced him into his new profession as an
aerobics instructor down at the old folks home……..either that or he also had a
final exam.
Bill
“Whatcha gunna do when the 51 year old pythons and all the little MarkenManiacs
run wild on you!!!!!!!!” Marken actually played this week! He hit amazingly well, although the fielding
could use some work. Thanks for playing
dad……..like you’re ever going to read this.
Let’s move on.
Timmy
“sunshine and lollypops” Marken spoke to coach Casey O about one game contract
and go from there negotiations. Nothing
was finalized because Tim gave the phone back to Matt then went to the bathroom
to spit his chew. As you know,
complaints about my crappy column can be sent to [email protected]. What you don’t know is that you can
catch Poopers on AIM at timsnovass2fst4u.
You might catch him on at 3a.m.
Randy
Dell was not present at this week’s game.
He was at his weekly croshea club meeting……either that or his brother
was in town.
Chris
“Nads” Mazzara was testing out his abilities in right center field. I have not spoken to this young rookie yet
but it looks like he enjoys the position.
He’ll see plenty of action this season since half our roster is not
showing up!
Jim
Bradow in right field. You heard
right. JB in RF. He did all right. I wonder if he likes it out there. I have no idea but I do like that people are moving around
instead of playing the same position every game. They may not be good at it, but it’s all fun and games.
BIRTHDAYS:
May 1st: Former Peetage member Jason Buntine turns
22.
May 9th: Former Peetage member Matt Ritzler turns 23.
May 16th: Former Peetage member Anthony J. Ciatti
turns 21.
May 26th:
Damian Krimm turns 22 years of age. 4
minutes later on the same day Jason Krimm will also turn 22.
Some
current members do not have birthdays on their profile. Some former members do not even have a
profile. So if your birthday is not
mentioned that’s the reason.
PEETAGE SURVEY:
What should the 2002 Peetage theme song be?
Finally we have a new poll! Of the listed songs, Andrew WK’s “Ready to
die” is way ahead of the game with 9 votes.
The song title sounds harsh but it’s an amazing song and you better go
download it now, or pay for it, I don’t care. PARTY HARD! What I want to know is why Carl Carlton’s
“Everlasting Love” has not one vote.
Anything that mentions Carl twice has to be good, right?
Email this guy with your poll suggestions. [email protected].
PEETAGE RUMORS:
Rumors
that the 313 mercy teams is true.
Rumors
that Jimmy Moore still bothers me are true.
Rumors
that Gary Ushiro’s shin has healed are false.
Rumors
the Stoffer’s French bread pizza’s are schpedoinkel are true. Excellent choice Randy. Excellent choice.
Rumors
that Mike Mies is still being an A hole and not answering his 20 Questions are
true. Read all about it in the final 20
Questions with Craig Kelley.
Rumors
that Bill Marken and Scott Krimm have formed an infield tag team called Wall of
Youth are false.
Rumors
that at a Days Inn at Toronto there holds a www.peatage.com
sticker in the elevator are still true.
FAN OF THE WEEK:
Senile
Umpire. Screw that guy.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?:
Jeff
Wade as you can see is still in contact with the team and is enjoying scurrying
around the field playing for The 313.
Jason
Buntine may show up to sign autographs at our next game.
Anthony
Ciatti. The results from his team vs.
Larry’s Foodland are on the message board.
Jimmy
“Airwolf” Moore. Rumors that he’s
trying out for the Arizona Diamondbacks are false.
Matt
“Fire arms” Ritzler is enjoying a birthday this month. Happy Birthday Ritz!
Brad
MadDonald wants his table back from that A hole Mike Mies, and we’re going to
get it too. Brad came out to see
Peetage on opening day. What a
guy. Let’s hope he has a safe trip to
France this summer. Upon his boat
shoving off he was heard yelling, “My dinghy’s bigger than your whole boat!”
Kyle
Galan answered his 20 Questions. I
couldn’t believe it either. Check them
out if you haven’t yet.
Lorne
Trupiano is the original model. He’s
the genesis of Peetage. The one guy on
the 1999 pictures page. Look very
carefully!
Gary
Ushiro rules. Check out his stats on
the roster page.
Scott
“Bogart Award” Matuisky is still just a frat boy with a big mouth.
Craig
Kelley: His 20 Questions, the end of an
era, explains everything you want to know about this guy. Go check it out.
Scott
Krimm’s brother in law. One of only 2
Peetages in the 1.000 club. He’s an
amazing man Uncle Mark.
Mike
Mess. F him. [email protected] http://hometown.aol.com/mjmies11/ he’s a real “cool dude.” I hope you’re all harassing the crap out of
this jerk.
Ryan
Molloy is on The 313. I recently spoke
with Ryan. I got no beef with Ryan. [email protected].
Don
Sollars was present at The 313 opening day.
He’s still huge. Now I remember
he’s that guy with the big mouth. F’n
cops think they can get away with murder……
Pat
Morgan once ate a river of fire.
RANDOM CRAP:
I guess
this One Hot Minute deal never went through.
You know how messy all the paper work is. I guess we just weren’t approved for the zoning permits.
Trivia
jazz is no longer.
May 9th game. Peetage - 6:15 – Ford field 7. The 313 - 8:35 – Bicentennial 3. I will be in attendance. Anyone else who would like to see the game
after Coach’s Corner is welcome.
Emails, feedback, and crap can be sent to [email protected]. (How bad do you want to be in the mailbag!?)
Tipping the hat and signing off, this has been Notes from
under my throbbing cyst.
Disclaimer: Everything you just read is a complete lie……SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!
Complaints about my crappy column can be sent to [email protected]. I can’t believe I have not gotten one single complaint!