INTRO:
Today is 4-27-1. Game 1 is
over. Lets see what’s in the mailbag! No one has emailed me so I wrote a letter to
myself.
MAILBAG: This
letter comes to me from me on 4-27-1: “HOLY COW, PEETAGE ALMOST WON, PEETAGE ALMOST WON!” The game was indeed a sloberknocker and we all had
fun. What more can you ask for other
than Earls head on a stick?
PLAYER NEWS:
Jimmy “airwolf” Moore
brought a lethal combination of power and moore power to the plate in our first
game. His determination to learn more
positions in the field will certainly have a positive impact in our
organization.
Tim Orow still owns 24
house cats. He currently flew in from
Venezuela to compete in our first game of the season. What a trooper. As far as
we can tell Tim hasn’t brought back any diseases with him. If anyone needs 350lbs of coffee, Tims house
is the place to go.
The Krimm family is multiplying
quickly. Scott has taken over at third
base and is having a lot of fun with the team.
His sons, “The brothers of destruction”, Jason and Damian made an
appearance at the game and hope to join or fill in on the Peetage roster
soon.
Coach Casey O’Neil came up strong
in the outfield and put together one huge lineup of players this year. The addition of more Krimms can only be a
good thing. Coach C is determined to
guide Peetage into the winners circle this season.
Jason Buntine is geared up for
another monstrous season AND movie. Our
MVP is very excited about the soon to be written Peetage movie. More on that later in the update. Jason is now performing Thursday nights at
second base. To catch show times click
on Schedule.
Number 86 Matt Marken performed
well in the field as well as the rest of the Peetage line up. His batting abilities were a bit rusty but
he still managed to get the job done.
The on ice training has slowly decreased due to a hectic school/work
schedule, but he still plans on getting into better shape soon. 138lbs of bone and tissue can’t hit
dingers!
Carl Buchin is still a huge and
powerful part of the Peetage lineup.
This youngsters abilities still haven’t reached its potential. Carl is now sporting a black eye due to his
last hockey game. This further proves
that you don’t mess with Carl…he also still refuses to show the guns.
Mike “Quick Silver” O’Neil has been
sharpening his pitching skills and hopes to pass on his knowledge to another
pitcher in near future. Mike had his
usual stellar game creating many plays from the mound to first. This 1,000 hit + pitcher just doesn’t stop!
Anthony Ciatti rocked you like a
hurricane from his shortstop position in our season opener. Out after out. The ball rarely left the infield. The walls of Ciatti mean business this season and not even Earl
can knock it down!
Philippe accompanied by his wife
and little Sam stormed into the catchers position with a mission to
destroy. By the way, he has requested
this position next game…perhaps Philippe has found his Peetage calling.
Also “Fire Marshall” Bill Marken
made a special appearance in the crowd but Tim “I got yer wallet” Marken was
nowhere to be found.
NUMBER 69 Jim Bradow is back for
the attack! Jim has taken over at the
first base position and is having a wild time with all his friends. He is one wild and crazy guy!
PEETAGE
SURVEY: Right
now 64% of our fans want Carl to show the guns. He can’t hide the guns forever…or can he?
CONFIRMED
PEETAGE RUMORS: Yes
INDEED! A Peetage movie is in the works
by our team members and friends. This
movie is going to be one fantastic sloberknocker! Chicago Emily will be working with us on it also.
Rumors
that Earl is a lesbian nazi hooker who was abducted by aliens and forced into
weight loss programs are true.
Rumors
that Philippe would be traded for a wedge of cheese are entirely false. Anyone who comes to IHOP with us is a
keeper.
MOJO: Does anyone know the real reason why Mojo the monkey was not present for our first game!?
WWF NEWS: There is a possibility that some former WCW stars will
be joining this new roster
The Backlash card seems to
be coming together.
Undertaker and Kane vs.
Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H is a virtual certainty -- stipulations to
be announced by Monday on RAW IS WAR from Denver.
The Ultimate Submission
match with Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle, with a required 30-minute time limit,
could be extraordinary. Chris Jericho vs. William Regal will have some unique
stipulations and will addressed Monday on RAW.
No doubt, Shane McMahon vs.
Big Show in a Last Man Standing match will offer some surprises and another
opportunity for Show to step up to the plate.
More matches will be
announced on RAW and perhaps SmackDown! as well. This Pay-Per-View has a
fighting chance to be very entertaining, but it has a helluva act (WrestleMania)
to follow. If it is solely compared to WrestleMania, Backlash may already have
two strikes against it. This one could surprise us.
Lita is hot.
FAN OF THE WEEK: Our fan of the week is Emily
Kostin. Many fans know her as the fake
cousin of the O’Neil family. She
recently joined us at our IHOP after game meal which only shows she’s a
hardcore fan. We thank you and all our
great fans! You’re what really makes
Peetage work.
Where are they
now?: Brad
Macdonald made an appearance and practiced with Peetage a few weeks before
opening day. Brad is still close with
the team and it was great to see him on the field again.
Matt
Ritzler shoots people
Kyle
Galan was found in a homeless shelter after his boy band “The little rascals”
hit rock bottom because yet another non song writing non instrument playing
band failed miserably. We wish him the
best.
Randy
Dell’s where abouts is still unknown
Lorne
is still out with a bad back
Gary
still rules. He doesn’t work on
computers anymore. He has actually
resumed his job back at the Jacobson’s restaurant with Casey O’Neil in Laurel
Park mall.
Machine
Gun Craig Kelly is recuperating nicely from his last Peetage season. Where are they now?…Rumor has it that Craig
can be found in his garage watching old tapes of Peetage games and mumbling
something about Mario Lemieux…hmm.
Jeff
Wade now plays a tree on the children’s show Barney. If you look real close at the painted faces, one of those is him.
Random crap: *61
the movie will be out this Saturday night.
For those of you with HBO be on the lookout for Matt and Casey so
totally acting as the main characters in this flick.
EMAIL: Emails, feedback, suggestions, and
crap can be sent to
Tipin the
hat and signing off, this has been Notes from under the blue hat.