Notes from under the blue hat
INTRO:
Today
is 4-4-2. We’ve got sponsors, our
season schedule, and something called “The 313”. Find out all about it in this month’s Notes. Sorry for the lateness and last months lack
of an article. Sorry Jeff Wade. I hope you had a schpedoinkel birthday. NEW FEATURE THIS MONTH! Enjoy the trivia at the bottom of the
Notes. This is a trial run of something
good to come. You’ll see. Let’s get to that mailbag A. You’re in for a treat once again this
month. I have TWO entries for the
mailbag. One normal one, and one evil
one. Try and guess which is which. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
Hey Matt, I was wondering if you were going
to the practice tomorrow? If so, were you interesting in rollin there together?
--crown prince of crime (stealing bases thhat is)
No, I will not be at practice Thursday but
I will be on Sunday. I’ll see you there
CPOC.
This
email was sent to me from Mike Mies:
“In reply to my question of “Can you at least tell me why you will
not contribute to the 20 Questions interview like almost every other
member?” I asked Mike this because he
repeatedly deletes his email. Here’s
what that jimmywacker had to say:
Because I am not a peatage member- i played a few games- it is not
personal believe me but i go on line to work not for recreational purposes.
mike
This
guy is about as interesting as the gum stuck under the tables at Big Boy. Does he have any fun whatsoever? The reason that not everyone who has played
Peetage will be answering an interview is because of this. Mike has screwed us all. So once again I urge you to bug that living
poo out of him at screen name Mjmies11, email him at [email protected],
or visit his “cool dude” page at http://hometown.aol.com/mjmies11/.
PLAYER NEWS:
Carl
“Flat tire” Buchin has been pumping iron with Peetage mate Matt Marken at the
Suburban training center and ice arena.
What Carl does is put a 45lb weight on his chest and does sit-ups at an
incredible incline. This is why he’s crazy!
Newcomer
Brian Prince is hyped up and ready to play some ball. He moved once again, to 8 mile and Inkster I think. Once the season starts he will surely
include the weeks events in his live journal.
Please check him out. http://www.livejournal.com/~maxsoul9.
Mike
“Insert your funny middle name here” O’Neil must do something about those f’n
dogs. One of those things bit Matt and
if he gets rabies or an inner ear infection then Matt won’t be able to keep his
balance and do his thing out in left field.
Jason
Krimm likes to party at Kevins house.
Casey “Dizzy C” O’Neil has…….everything. Lupus, mild concussion, and a narrow
urethra. He’s getting around by
swinging one of those long white sticks the blind kids use. In other news he’s updated the site with a
new logo on the home page, the schedule on the schedule page, and 20 Questions
on the…..you guessed it, 20 Questions page.
Enjoy that will ya?
Tim
“Venezuelan coffee” Orow plans to relocate to the state of Michigan in the
United States. Hey, that would mean he
could play every game! Ohhhhhhhhh yeah,
everything’s coming up Peetage!
Scott
Krimm…………………
matt “W” marken has one month of
college left. I kicked your ass
UMD! And it was me! I PEED ON THE SEATS!!!! Ok, now in baseball news. I have been throwing the ball around, the
baseball, with Carl B, and Dizzy C, g.
I’m ready. Put me in coach!
Philippe
Burney. The fans votes have been
answered. His rewind is done and will
be posted on May 2nd. See
how many more schpedoinkel interviews I have after all! 3.
Damian
Krimm likes to party at Kevins house.
Bill
“Whatcha gunna do when the 51 year old pythons and all the little MarkenManiacs
run wild on you!!!!!!!!” Marken recently got into a car accident at the
non-green arrow intersection of 5 mile and Merriman. He’s ok though. Wasn’t
this in a post on the message board already?….Let’s move on.
Timmy
“sunshine and lollypops” Marken is seriously dropping classes, chewing tobacco,
and eating a ton of this weight gainer bs.
I see no difference. He’s still
little TimmyPoopers.
Randy
Dell is looking forward to drinking beer and lots of it.
Chris
“Nads” Mazzara is beefing up at the gym as well. He may not even be the skinniest guy on the team leaving Matt
Marken in the number one slot.
Jim
Bradow = good times. This veteran team
member will no doubt bring fun to the table once again this year.
BIRTHDAYS:
It’s
time. April 6th. Crazy Carl Buchin turns 24 years of
age. More on this in the rumors
section.
PEETAGE SURVEY:
Of the 20 Question Interviews done so far, which one did you enjoy
the most?
WE NEED A NEW POLL! Email
this guy with your suggestions. [email protected].
PEETAGE RUMORS:
Rumors
that Carl will have the Dahm triplets jump out of a cake on his birthday are
true.
Rumors
that Randy’s light saber and Anthony’s Goldberg will go one on one are still
true.
Rumors
that Lucky Larry may show his face at a Peetage practice to prove that he is a
real person may be true.
Rumors
that The 313 will run into address trouble are true.
Rumors
that Mike Mies represents all that is soulless and wrong are true.
Rumors
that Brian Prince went to Wrestlemania and met Jerry “The King” Lawler and you
didn’t are true.
Rumors
that at a Days Inn at Toronto there holds a www.peatag.com
sticker in the elevator are true.
Rumors
that Randy and Philippe will be known as the Grandfathers of destruction are
false.
Rumors
that Matt and Casey have also joined another league are true!
FAN OF THE WEEK:
Amy
Lew. She’s so quiet. Gotta lover her
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?:
Jeff
Wade had a birthday last month blah. IM that little rug rat at Grayson307.
Jason
Buntine is on The 313.
Anthony
Ciatti is on The 313. Both good guys,
but when we hit the field July 25th we all better be wearing our
cups and nose protectors!
Jimmy
“Airwolf” Moore, although several states away, is still talking.
Matt
Ritzler’s 20 Questions are up! Enjoy
what he took 3 months to complete.
Brad
MadDonald wants his table back from that A hole Mike Mies, and we’re going to
get it too.
Kyle
Galan still sells cars.
Lorne
Trupiano is nothing without 20 Questions.
HE’S AN ORIGINAL MEMBER!
Gary
Ushiro rules. Check out his stats on the
roster page.
Scott
“Bogart Award” Matuisky has been bad mouthing Peetage and 20 Questions. I think he’s just upset because he sucks.
Craig
Kelley: The hype has begun for our 30th
and final 20 Questions interview. Look
forward to Gunner’s interview on opening day!!!!!!! You’ll get a nice dose of the machine gun, see what he’s up to
now, and read some exciting bonus dialogue.
Scott
Krimm’s brother in law. What?
Mike
Mess. F him. [email protected] http://hometown.aol.com/mjmies11/ he’s a real “cool dude.”
Ryan
Molloy is on The 313. [email protected].
Don did
20 Questions. I got no beef with him.
Pat
Morgan eats banana peels for fun. He is
also a sub for The 313. How do I know
all this?
RANDOM CRAP:
The
Bobblehead hunt game is over.
What
ever happened to ONE HOT MINUTE?
Coach’s
Corner is good eats.
Trivia
jazz. Below you will find a sample trivia
question of what will be a test to see who is the ultimate Peetage fan. A set of 10 or 20 questions will either be
sent out or acquired from Casey and myself.
As you can see we’re in the early stages of planning. To find the answers you will be required to
search every inch of the website. The
answers may be in the Notes, Coach’s Corner, the 20 Question interviews, the
player profiles, the history page, or even Brian Prince’s profile. You may even need to look at the comments on
the poll on the homepage! This will be
schpedoinkel. An easy sample question
would be “What player likes Peetage Pie”.
The answer is found on Philippe’s profile. A tougher example would be “Who’s past baseball experience is “I played
one year of little league, one year in Jr. High, and two years of softball in
the 70’s. Now you know where my unequalled skills come from.” The answer is found in Scott
Krimm’s 20 Questions interview. The
answer is Scott Krimm. See how this
works? Look forward to these new shenanigans.
Emails, feedback, and crap can be sent to [email protected]. (How bad do you want to be in the mailbag!?)
Tipping the hat and signing off, this has been Notes from
under someplace obscene.
mWm
Disclaimer: Everything you just read is a complete lie……SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!
Complaints about my crappy column can be sent to [email protected]. I can’t believe I have not gotten one single complaint!