Notes from under the blue hat
INTRO:
Today
is 2-28-2. Much has gone down in the
world of Peetage in the last month.
Sponsors, new jerseys, dusting off Ryan Molloy and letting him do 20
Questions. The fun never stops! Let’s get to that mailbag A. You’re in for a treat this month. I have TWO entries for the mailbag! I know! LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!!!!!!!!!
Hey yo
Matt...with the season drawing close...I was wondering what the cost of the
upcoming season would be....also, what type of equipment will I need between
now and then? I need to know so I can budget properly...take care...prince
Is that
what qualifies for news around here?
Just kidding. This is all very
important with the season drawing near.
Under the “Random Crap” section of the Notes you will find Sponsor news
and information about jerseys and what not.
This
email was sent to me from Philippe Burney:
Give me a few days to work on these.
Yeah
that’s right. Philippe has won the poll
on the homepage and he’s working on his 20 Questions rewind at the current
time. I didn’t hold back this time. Philippe was asked the “hard” questions all
right. I assure you that you will not be
disappointed!
PLAYER NEWS:
Carl
“The Magician” Buchin has disappeared and not reappeared for the last several
weeks. Gentle Carl and recently found a
new life partner and it having a good time in his off-season. It won’t be long before Carl is hitting the
long ball. 56 days to be exact! Check Carl out at www.emich.edu/public/hockey.
Newcomer
Brian Prince is a great guy. His picture
makes him look like a monster, but he’s really schpedoinkel, check him out. http://www.livejournal.com/~maxsoul9.
Mike
“It’s 3 in the morning, move your car” O’Neil is being mocked by birds and
other house pets. Mike has paid his tab
at the friendly lap and is now welcome back in with open legs.
Jason
Krimm: I’d like to thank Jason for
reading my Notes from under the blue hat article. You just might be that one hit I get per
month. HAHA.
Casey “Why can’t I play with the mannequins”
O’Neil has been working on getting a sponsor for the team. Why should we pay for stuff when someone else
can? Read it all in the “Random Crap”
section.
Tim
“Homemade Chilli” Orow is probably in Madagascar or something right now. Check out the new music on the Catman’s
profile.
Scott
“Mr. Popadopolis” Krimm is still on his U.S tour with the “Breadwinners of
America Band” playing small clubs and karaoke bars.
Matt “Zamboni Jabroni”
Marken has been finishing off his last few months of college and enjoying
not one minute of it. It other news he’s
having a great time with the rest of……why do I always go into 3rd
person when I get to the Matt Marken player news? Everyone knows I’m writing this. I’m not fooling anyone. This madness has to stop. Screw this, I’m outta here.
Philippe
Burney’s HUGE pictures are up. These
things on our homepage are so big they actually make your computer
heavier! He was a good sport about that
just as he will with his interview.
Ain’t that right good buddy? 10
4.
Damian
Krimm calls when he’s bored in the bread truck.
At least we know he’s still alive.
Bill
“Hulkster” Marken is playing a lot of hockey in the off-season in preparation
for his dynamic Peetage return.
Hopefully he won’t have some stupid night class.
Timmy
“sunshine and lollypops” Marken works at Uncle Ed’s Oil Shop. I don’t really care either, but what else
can I say about him? He’s only played 3
games.
Randy
Dell is working with Casey on the sponsorship deal. Once again, direct yourself to the “Random
Crap” area.
Chris
“Nads” Mazzara. Boy oh boy. I could really put something wild and crazy
here right now….should I?……..Well, let’s just say you can IM him at Chris91983
to find out just why we call him “Nads”!
Or email him at [email protected]
Jim
Bradow has experienced a lot lately and of course the team wants nothing more
than to see him happy. Having Jimmy B
with us makes US happy as well. We’ll
see you on the field soon!
BIRTHDAYS:
There
are no Peetage birthdays for the month of February. I’m starting to see a pattern here.
PEETAGE SURVEY:
Of the 20 Question Interviews done so far, which
one did you enjoy the most?
Philippe won.
We all know that. Casey has
something good planned for the next poll.
As always, you can email him your suggestions.
For more
survey fun, send your suggestions to [email protected].
PEETAGE RUMORS:
Rumors
that we will dust off some not so well known players to do 20 Questions are
true.
Rumors
that Randy’s light saber and Anthony’s Goldberg will go one on one are true.
Rumors
that Tim Orow’s Diary of a Catman article will debut soon is true. There will be entertaining info about his
travels. This guy goes places.
Rumors
that Philippe used to wear purple moo moos are true.
Rumors
that Lorne Trupiano will be making a return are false.
Rumors
that I’m going to Wrestlemania in Toronto and you’re not are true.
FAN OF THE WEEK:
Debbie
O. Gotta love her.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?:
Jeff Wade will be featured in next
months Notes from under the blue hat article.
Jason
Buntine may resurface somehow someway in the near future.
Anthony
Ciatti has helped the team out a bit even though he is no longer with us. He was able to contact Ryan Molloy and a few
other former players about doing interviews.
As you will see in the upcoming weeks, these interviews will really
bring out some surprises.
Jimmy
“Airwolf” Moore is in AZ. Actually he is
online right now. IM him at
JamWilMoore. Jimmy has just met with an
advisor and now he has been appointed Head Delegate for Model United Nations at
ASU. He is responsible for a team of
people going to a conference in California.
All these big words make me very impressed as well.
Matt
Ritzler has had his 20 Questions interview for 2 months. Then he lost it. Now it has been resent and he has not yet
read it. GRRRRRRRRRRRR
Brad
MadDonald is on crack. BUTT, did you
know that he visits our website and message board frequently!? I bet you didn’t.
Kyle
Galan apparently sells cars and may be in contact with the team very soon.
Lorne
Trupiano has greatly disappointed me.
Gary
Ushiro rules.
Scott
MatiSUCKY, the only holder of the Bogart award actually did complete an
interview. He’s still a cocky SOB and
still doing that frat thing. Anyway he’s
that guy that purposely dropped 4 balls in one inning, so you might want to
tune in Thursday and get the goods on him.
Craig
Kelley has a daughter that will be getting married soon. His poor wallet.
Jeff
Ellsworth only played St. Colette Peetage and not men’s league Peetage. Why is he included here anyway? I think this will be his last month in the
Notes. There’s no way to contact this
guy also!
Scott
Krimm’s brother in law. He’s MY favorite
former player.
Mike
Mess. Here we go. This sucka is the first player to purposely
declined a 20 Questions interview. Many
say he just thinks he’s too good. Since
we have his email address and the questions it would be nice if he kept the 20Q
era going another week. But that’s not
going to happen. I encourage you all to
harass the crap out of Mike at [email protected] and also to check out what a jimmywacker
he is at http://hometown.aol.com/mjmies11/
he’s a real “cool dude.”
Ryan
Molloy will not be harassed because he’s a nice a boy.
Don is
no longer a one-word entry in the Notes.
Don Sollars is a pretty good guy you’ll all get to know a little better
soon.
Pat
Morgan drinks motor oil for breakfast.
RANDOM CRAP:
Bobblehead
hunt! Casey has a new and exciting
feature for the website. Email him for
the details. He might possibly post
something on it soon. All I know is that
each week, I think, the bobblehead guy on the homepage will be on a certain
page on our website. It could be on the
history page, news page, or even on a player’s profile. Perhaps even Tim Orow’s 20 Questions! More details are soon to come!
What
ever happened to ONE HOT MINUTE?
Sponsorship: Finally you say. Yes the team has been talking to Coaches
Corner, which used to be Fat Willies at 7 and Farmington. Oddly they are but one door away from our
rivals Wintergarden Bar! Prices and
other information will be available very very soon.
Emails, feedback, and crap can be sent to [email protected]. (How bad do you want to be in the mailbag!?)
Tipping the hat and signing off, this has been Notes from
under my aching spleen.
Disclaimer: Everything you just read is a complete lie……SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!
Complaints about my crappy column can be sent to [email protected].