Notes from under the blue hat

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INTRO:                  

                                 Today is 1-17-2.  Can you believe that?  With a new year we should all look to better ourselves.  Even Carl.  Blah Blah and more Blah.  Let’s just dig in and see what’s cooking this month.

 

 

MAILBAG:  This email was sent to me from former team member Gary Ushiro:

 

[email protected].

 

Ok I don’t have the actual email anymore but it had to do with friends and crap like that.  This further proves that Peetage brings happiness to everyone, even if you just practiced once and never really played a game. 

 

PLAYER NEWS:   

 

                                 Carl Buchin is kicking ace on Eastern Michigan’s hockey team after a 2-year layoff.  He’s having a lot of fun and looking forward to our upcoming BEST SEASON EVER.

 

Newcomer Brian Prince has recently been having lunch meetings with other members of the Peetage staff.  Brian really isn’t as scary as his profile picture.  He’s a great guy.  Hey Brian, see you at the rumble Sunday!

                    

                                 Mike “Xavier” O’Neil is a future hall of famer as well as a mutil Peetage award winner.  He’s the man.

 

                                 Jason Krimm breaks stuff.  Jason hasn’t been in contact with the team lately.  We think he’s in an intense training camp in the Krimm basement.  You can hear the screams for miles.

                                

                                  Casey “mojo guru” O’Neil has assembled an arsenal of competitive giants for this season.  The roster has been tweaked and Peetage will not only run like a well oiled machine (lame simile), but we will most defiantly have our most shenanigan filled season ever.  He also rules for keeping many of the Notes from under the blue hat articles and now archiving them.

  

                                 Tim “The whole damn show” Orow is sitting in an airport right now wishing that he was with his cats.  Despite this minor heartache Tim should be geared up and ready to go.  There are only a few more months before we force our opponents to eat kitty litter on toast!  I bet Earl likes that.  What*ver happened to Earl?

 

                                 Scott “I say tit’s and semen freely” Krimm is still running around all over this country delivering bread to needy children.  What a heart of gold he has.  Anyway, his 20 Questions are up.  He took 4 and a half years to return them so you better enjoy them!  Just kidding Scott.  You’re the man also!

 

                                 Matt “Boyardee” Marken has been having a great time at work and school (believe it or not).  As for baseball related news, he might beat a fax machine to smithereens with a baseball bat with team member Caseyo to reenact that scene from office space.  When you have a digital camera, you gotta film something.

 

Philippe Burney is missing a fax machine……he is also changing diapers.  As well as this, Philippe is still getting a great response from his 20 Questions.  He’s also currently leading the poll on the homepage.  You’ll read more on that later.  Also, where are those f’n pictures of Philippe showing him at 300lbs?  We have to pick those up sometime.

 

                                 Damian Krimm has 1 day and 1 night to return his 20 Questions.  It’s been long enough young man.  The people demand answers!

 

                                 Bill “2 xtreme” Marken likes to wake TimmyPoopers up at the crack of 4 in the afternoon.  This is quite amusing because you just never know how much Poopers had to drink the night before or even when he got to bed.  Bill is also keeping busy playing with his 69 mustang.  It’s red, but it’s got no guts in it right now.  Who cares anyway? Let’s move on.  Is anyone really reading this?

 

                                 Timmy “sunshine and lollypops” Marken found out the hard way that you don’t talk about Carl’s mom in your 20 Questions.  He’s doing a o k and recovering in room 420 at St. Mary’s Hospital.  He’s the one in the body cast having a machine pee for him.

 

                                 Randy Dell.  That’s odd that Randy and Philippe are the same age even though Randy looks much older.

 

                                 Chris “Nads” Mazzara will provide some excellent b ball and good times.  His only disadvantage is a CMU education.  There, I said it.

 

                                 Jim Bradow = Nothing but a good time.

 

 

 BIRTHDAYS:  

 

There are no Peetage birthdays for the month of January.  Bummer

 

PEETAGE SURVEY: 

 

Of the 20 Question Interviews done so far, which one did you enjoy the most?

 

There are currently 11 votes.  Philippe is leading with 55% and we all know why.  When Philippe wins our new Peetage survey he will have the honor of being the only member to take part in a second 20 questions interview.  There is much much more this young veteran can tell us…….MUCH more.

 

 For more survey fun, send your suggestions to [email protected].

 

 

PEETAGE RUMORS: 

 

Rumors that the Red Cross loves Megan O’Neil are true.

 

Rumors your mom is the fan of the week is also true.

 

Rumors that Tim Orow might possibly compliment the notes and coaches corner with a column of his own are also true.  A possible monthly edition of “Diary of a Catman” looks mighty good.  Tim’s diary or journal will provide some entertaining info about his travels.  This guy goes places.

 

Rumors that pictures of a 297lb Philippe will soon be available on our website are true.

 

Rumors that Gary Ushiro will be making his Peetage practice return and Peetage game debut are false.

 

Rumors that I’m going to Wrestlemania in Toronto and you’re not are true.

 

 

FAN OF THE WEEK: 

 

R V D

 

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?:

 

                                    Jeff Wade is still in contact at least with Carl Buchin at Schoolcraft College.  Jeff is doing great I’m sure and hopefully our paths will cross in the near future.

 

                                    Jason Buntine is doing weird stuff with dead people.  He say’s it’s all for his sports medicine class.  Let’s hope that’s true.  Like many of us, Jason is busy being a poor college student and won’t have much time for fun until our summer season begins.

 

Anthony Ciatti has completed his much-anticipated 20 Questions!  He knew the tough questions would be asked and he delivered the goods.  Due to interviews being posted in the order in which they’re returned, you won’t be seeing Anthony’s Q’s for another month.  I told you there would be some surprises from former players.

 

Jimmy “Airwolf” Moore has not spoke with the team for months.  More that likely though he has called the O’Neil home at 10 o’clock Arizona time.  That’s where he is now.

 

                                    Matt Ritzler likes to read his email but not respond.  But I shouldn’t mess with him, he has guns.

 

                                    Brad MadDonald is on crack.  You’ll see.

 

                                    Kyle Galan apparently sells cars. 

 

Please be patient on my Lorne Trupiano hype.

 

Gary Ushiro rules.   How can you not with a name like that?

 

Scott MatiSUCKY is still the only holder of the bogart award.  He will not be completing a 20 Questions interview much to all our disappointment.

 

Craig Kelley is still being voted as former retired player.  I can’t say that.  But I can say that he’s my favorite Peetage hall of famer.

 

Jeff Ellsworth’s Livonia phone number doesn’t work.  I tried to contact him, but he moved or something.

 

Scott Krimm’s brother in law.  It just doesn’t get any better than this.

 

                                    Mike Mess and Ryan remind me of Billy and Chuck.

 

                                    Don.

 

Pat Morgan likes Vaseline on toast.

 

 

RANDOM CRAP:

 

                                    New phat pictures of Philippe are coming soon.  What?  I said they’re coming soon!

                       

                                    Fan number 10,000 was Nads.  He was so happy when he saw the 10,000 that he almost blew nad on himself!  I think this is my first PG-13 notes.  If Scott Krimm is infatuated with semen and semen are part of the contents of Nads, does that means there’s a little bit of Chris Mazzara in Scott Krimm or a little bit of Scott Krimm in Nads?  It’s 3am ok.

 

                                    ONE HOT MINUTE!……Details soon to come. 

                                   

                                    The Peetage Auction deal is over.  The pics are on the site.  Thanks for all your votes.  You’re all rad.

 

                                    I just wrote this from 2-3am.  I did my best.  That’s it and that’s all.

 

 

Emails, feedback, crap, and pictures of Lita can be sent to [email protected].

 

Tipping the hat and signing off, this has been Notes from under the uvula (that hangy ball in the back of your mouth).

 

Disclaimer:  Everything you just read is a complete lie……SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Complaints about my crappy column can be sent to [email protected].

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