Notes from under the blue hat
INTRO:
Today
is 1-17-2. Can you believe that? With a new year we should all look to better
ourselves. Even Carl. Blah Blah and more Blah. Let’s just dig in and see what’s cooking
this month.
Ok I
don’t have the actual email anymore but it had to do with friends and crap like
that. This further proves that Peetage
brings happiness to everyone, even if you just practiced once and never really
played a game.
PLAYER NEWS:
Carl
Buchin is kicking ace on Eastern Michigan’s hockey team after a 2-year layoff. He’s having a lot of fun and looking forward
to our upcoming BEST SEASON EVER.
Newcomer
Brian Prince has recently been having lunch meetings with other members of the
Peetage staff. Brian really isn’t as
scary as his profile picture. He’s a
great guy. Hey Brian, see you at the
rumble Sunday!
Mike
“Xavier” O’Neil is a future hall of famer as well as a mutil Peetage award
winner. He’s the man.
Jason
Krimm breaks stuff. Jason hasn’t been
in contact with the team lately. We
think he’s in an intense training camp in the Krimm basement. You can hear the screams for miles.
Casey “mojo guru” O’Neil has assembled an
arsenal of competitive giants for this season.
The roster has been tweaked and Peetage will not only run like a well
oiled machine (lame simile), but we will most defiantly have our most
shenanigan filled season ever. He also
rules for keeping many of the Notes from under the blue hat articles and now
archiving them.
Tim
“The whole damn show” Orow is sitting in an airport right now wishing that he
was with his cats. Despite this minor
heartache Tim should be geared up and ready to go. There are only a few more months before we force our opponents to
eat kitty litter on toast! I bet Earl
likes that. What*ver happened to Earl?
Scott
“I say tit’s and semen freely” Krimm is still running around all over this
country delivering bread to needy children.
What a heart of gold he has.
Anyway, his 20 Questions are up.
He took 4 and a half years to return them so you better enjoy them! Just kidding Scott. You’re the man also!
Matt “Boyardee” Marken has been
having a great time at work and school (believe it or not). As for baseball related news, he might beat
a fax machine to smithereens with a baseball bat with team member Caseyo to
reenact that scene from office space.
When you have a digital camera, you gotta film something.
Philippe
Burney is missing a fax machine……he is also changing diapers. As well as this, Philippe is still getting a
great response from his 20 Questions.
He’s also currently leading the poll on the homepage. You’ll read more on that later. Also, where are those f’n pictures of
Philippe showing him at 300lbs? We have
to pick those up sometime.
Damian
Krimm has 1 day and 1 night to return his 20 Questions. It’s been long enough young man. The people demand answers!
Bill
“2 xtreme” Marken likes to wake TimmyPoopers up at the crack of 4 in the
afternoon. This is quite amusing
because you just never know how much Poopers had to drink the night before or
even when he got to bed. Bill is also
keeping busy playing with his 69 mustang.
It’s red, but it’s got no guts in it right now. Who cares anyway? Let’s move on. Is anyone really reading this?
Timmy
“sunshine and lollypops” Marken found out the hard way that you don’t talk
about Carl’s mom in your 20 Questions.
He’s doing a o k and recovering in room 420 at St. Mary’s Hospital. He’s the one in the body cast having a
machine pee for him.
Randy
Dell. That’s odd that Randy and Philippe
are the same age even though Randy looks much older.
Chris
“Nads” Mazzara will provide some excellent b ball and good times. His only disadvantage is a CMU
education. There, I said it.
Jim
Bradow = Nothing but a good time.
BIRTHDAYS:
There
are no Peetage birthdays for the month of January. Bummer
PEETAGE SURVEY:
Of the 20 Question Interviews done so far, which one did you enjoy
the most?
There are currently 11 votes.
Philippe is leading with 55% and we all know why. When Philippe wins our new Peetage survey he
will have the honor of being the only member to take part in a second 20
questions interview. There is much much
more this young veteran can tell us…….MUCH more.
For more survey fun, send
your suggestions to [email protected].
PEETAGE RUMORS:
Rumors
that the Red Cross loves Megan O’Neil are true.
Rumors
your mom is the fan of the week is also true.
Rumors
that Tim Orow might possibly compliment the notes and coaches corner with a
column of his own are also true. A
possible monthly edition of “Diary of a Catman” looks mighty good. Tim’s diary or journal will provide some
entertaining info about his travels.
This guy goes places.
Rumors
that pictures of a 297lb Philippe will soon be available on our website are
true.
Rumors
that Gary Ushiro will be making his Peetage practice return and Peetage game
debut are false.
Rumors
that I’m going to Wrestlemania in Toronto and you’re not are true.
FAN OF THE WEEK:
R V D
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?:
Jeff
Wade is still in contact at least with Carl Buchin at Schoolcraft College. Jeff is doing great I’m sure and hopefully
our paths will cross in the near future.
Jason
Buntine is doing weird stuff with dead people.
He say’s it’s all for his sports medicine class. Let’s hope that’s true. Like many of us, Jason is busy being a poor
college student and won’t have much time for fun until our summer season
begins.
Anthony
Ciatti has completed his much-anticipated 20 Questions! He knew the tough questions would be asked
and he delivered the goods. Due to
interviews being posted in the order in which they’re returned, you won’t be
seeing Anthony’s Q’s for another month.
I told you there would be some surprises from former players.
Jimmy
“Airwolf” Moore has not spoke with the team for months. More that likely though he has called the
O’Neil home at 10 o’clock Arizona time.
That’s where he is now.
Matt
Ritzler likes to read his email but not respond. But I shouldn’t mess with him, he has guns.
Brad
MadDonald is on crack. You’ll see.
Kyle
Galan apparently sells cars.
Please
be patient on my Lorne Trupiano hype.
Gary
Ushiro rules. How can you not with a
name like that?
Scott
MatiSUCKY is still the only holder of the bogart award. He will not be completing a 20 Questions
interview much to all our disappointment.
Craig
Kelley is still being voted as former retired player. I can’t say that. But I
can say that he’s my favorite Peetage hall of famer.
Jeff
Ellsworth’s Livonia phone number doesn’t work.
I tried to contact him, but he moved or something.
Scott
Krimm’s brother in law. It just doesn’t
get any better than this.
Mike
Mess and Ryan remind me of Billy and Chuck.
Don.
Pat Morgan
likes Vaseline on toast.
RANDOM CRAP:
New
phat pictures of Philippe are coming soon.
What? I said they’re coming
soon!
Fan
number 10,000 was Nads. He was so happy
when he saw the 10,000 that he almost blew nad on himself! I think this is my first PG-13 notes. If Scott Krimm is infatuated with semen and
semen are part of the contents of Nads, does that means there’s a little bit of
Chris Mazzara in Scott Krimm or a little bit of Scott Krimm in Nads? It’s 3am ok.
ONE
HOT MINUTE!……Details soon to come.
The
Peetage Auction deal is over. The pics
are on the site. Thanks for all your
votes. You’re all rad.
I
just wrote this from 2-3am. I did my
best. That’s it and that’s all.
Emails, feedback, crap, and pictures of Lita can be sent to [email protected].
Tipping the hat and signing off, this has been Notes from
under the uvula (that hangy ball in the back of your mouth).
Disclaimer: Everything you just read is a complete lie……SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!
Complaints about my crappy column can be sent to [email protected].