JEFF WADE 10/16/01

1.  What is your real name?  Come on now "guy", be honest.

Well, Guy is my superhero name and Jeff is my civilian name.  I only use Guy when I am fighting crime.

2.  When were you first introduced to team Peetage?

Fall of 2000 by Jason "The Man" Buntine

3.  What was your first thoughts of our team shenanigans?

I love the Monkey and hated the mustard.

4.  What position do you normally play?

3B

5.  On a scale of 1 to 10.  1 being a fat slob and 10 being an all star, rate the following ball players:

Mark McGwire=5
Sixto Lezcano=Never heard of him, Is he a wrestler?
Barry Bonds=10 The Man
Matt Nokes=5 Played for the Tigers
Jason Buntine=20 He is two all stars in one
Sammy Sosa=8 Not as good as Bonds or Buntine

6.  What other baseball teams have you played with?

Two church teams, Novi High, and numerous little league teams

7.  What Livonia mens league team we've played should give it up and call it a day?

The team with Earl on it.

8.  Whats the real deal with the black jacket.  Where did it come from and what powers does it hold?

The power it holds is limitless.  As for its origins, I am not even sure.

9.  What do you think would happen if Carl put your jacket on?

He would become Invincible

10.  What are 3 high points of being on the team?

I am on a website
I get to hang with Jason Buntine
I get to show off my magic Jacket

11.  Finish these sentences:

Randy Dell is a fan of Jennifer Anniston
Matt runs like a gazelle
Carl is the man in the yellow hat
Our umpire has a crush on Casey
This website needs more Jason Buntine
If I had one wish I would wish for more wishes

12.  What do you remember about the following years:

1980=I remember being born
1985=The Tigers were good
1990=The end of the eightees
1995=Braves win the World Series
2000=My Peetage debut

13.  Has Jeff Wade ever:

Been envious of Mike O'Neil= every game
Thrown a game= I can neither confirm that nor deny that
Worn his magic jacket in the shower= Do you think I take it off?
Drank 5 cups of hot chocolate before a game= once
Worn underwear= on occasion
Watched the Simpsons= dumb question
Drank at Wintergarden bar= what?  and betray the team

14.  Word association.  Mention the first think that comes to you when you hear:

Baseball= the greatest sport on earth
3rd= the hot corner
Peetage= Car Wash detergent
Mojo=Austin Powers
Jacket= The secret to my sucess
Frankenberry= mmmmmm

15. What is your favorite cereal?

Boo-Berry

16.  Name all the positions you've played....on the field, and which one's did you like the most?

All but catcher.  I liked all of them except pitcher in softball.  Line
drives from that close scare me.

17.  Why do you rarely wear underwear?

Chicks dig it

18.  What are your thoughts on umpires that are in serious need of an eye exam?

I think Jason and Anthony should make fun of them.

19.  What are you plans in the off-season this winter?

Softball workouts every day

20.  Will the team be seeing Jeff Wade in the lineup for years to come?

Contract negotiations are in the works